Bottled Warter

Alright, seriously, I’ve HAD bottled warter. And I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt, that it is, in fact, baby poison. That’s right. Baby poison. But its SUPER subtle because it lies dormant in your system until you make a baby. And then when the baby’s born, it dies from warter poisoning. Consider yourself warned, consumers.

Alright, seriously, I’ve HAD bottled warter. And I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt, that it is, in fact, baby poison. That’s right. Baby poison. But its SUPER subtle because it lies dormant in your system until you make a baby. And then when the baby’s born, it dies from warter poisoning. Consider yourself warned, consumers.