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Episode 12: Zach sits down with Tila Tequila who may become his new best friend and also welcomes another guest on the show who some peop...
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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Zach Galifinakis, Jennifer Aniston, Tila Tequila and Brody Stephens
Director: BJ Porter
Producers: Scott Aukerman, Anna Wenger
Executive Producer: Mike Farah
Editor: Daniel Strange
Camera: Danny Jelinek, Mike Manasewitsch, Jason Whetzell
Sound: BoTown Sound
PA: Liam White
PA: Griffin Pocock

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- HELLO, WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF
BETWEEN TWO FERNS.

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I'M YOUR HOST, UH, I'M YOUR HOST, ZACH.

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MY GUEST TODAY IS TILA TEQUILA.
WELCOME TILA.

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- THANK YOU.

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- YOU HAVE 3.6 MILLION FRIENDS ON MYSPACE.

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- YES.

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- WHO'S DARRYL?

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- DARRYL?

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- I'M JUST KIDDING ALONG WITH YOU.
I'M JUST KIDDING.

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- OH, OKAY.

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- MAYBE YOU AND I CAN BE FRIENDS,
AND HANG OUT AND STUFF.

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- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

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- DO YOU JET-SKI?

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- OH MY GOSH, I LOVE JET-SKIING!

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- IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM TO JET-SKI
AROUND THE WORLD. MAYBE WE CAN DO THAT.

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- YEAH, WE CAN TOTALLY DO THAT.

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- IT'S BEEN REALLY ENLIGHTENING, AND AMAZING
TO TALK TO YOU.

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- THANK YOU.

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- UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAVE ANOTHER GUEST.

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- OH, WELL, I HAD A GREAT TIME.

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- YEAH, WILL YOU STICK AROUND, THOUGH?

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- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. THANK YOU.
- OKAY, COOL.

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- PLEASE WELCOME MY NEXT
GUEST, JENNIFER ANISTON.

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- HI.

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- HI.

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- HOW ARE YOU?

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- HELLO.

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- NICE TO MEET YOU.

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- NICE TO MEET YOU.

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- IS THERE ANOTHER?

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- COULD YOU MOVE THAT OVER FOR TILA?
MOVE THE FERN OVER.

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- THIS FERN?

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- YEAH. WOULD YOU MIND?

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- NO, I DON'T MIND.

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- THANK YOU.

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- DON'T MIND.
OH GOD. OKAY.

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OH, LOOK, IT'S A CHAIR.

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- DO YOU WANT TO SIT HERE?

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- OKAY.

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- NO PROBLEM.

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- THANK YOU. THANK YOU, TILA.

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- THANKS TILA.

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- NICE TO MEET YOU.

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- OH, GOOD TO MEET YOU.

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- THANK YOU.

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- SO, WELCOME JENNIFER.

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- THANKS. HAPPY TO BE HERE.

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- TILA, TELL JENNIFER A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.

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- OH, WELL, I SING. I DID REALITY SHOWS.
ACTUALLY, I HAD MY OWN REALITY SHOW.

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- YOU'RE IN A REALITY SHOW?

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- YEAH.

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- WHAT SHE WOULD DO, IS SHE WOULD HAVE
A LOT OF PEOPLE TO FIGHT OVER HER,
TO MAYBE GET IN BED WITH HER.

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- HOW DID THAT GO?

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- SOUND FAMILIAR, JENNIFER?

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- SORRY?

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- SORRY?

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- SO YOU'RE GREEK.

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- MM-HMM.

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- AND, I'M GREEK.
- YEAH.

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- I KNOW.

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- YOU CHANGED YOUR LAST NAME FOR SHOW BUSINESS.

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- BUT YOU KEPT IT.
YOU WERE COMMITTED TO THE---

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- NO. MY NAME IS SHORTENED.

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- IT WAS?

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- IT'S GALIFIANAKISBURG.
WHAT STUFF DO YOU HAVE WORKING ON, JENNY?

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- WELL, THIS MOVIE THAT WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO TALK ABOUT, WHICH IS JUST GO
WITH IT, WITH ADAM SANDLER.

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- I'VE ALSO WORKED WITH ADAM SANDLER TOO ON A FILM.

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- OH REALLY?

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- YEAH.

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- WHAT'S HE LIKE?

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- REALLY NICE, AND HE'S JUST-- RIGHT?
ISN'T HE REALLY FUNNY? NICE GUY--

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- EXTREMELY-- YEAH, HE'S ONE OF THE NICEST.

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- DID YOU GUYS HANG OUT A LOT?

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- YES.

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- TILA?

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- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. AFTERWARDS, WE'D GO
HIT THE TRAILER, AND YOU KNOW, SNACK ON A BUNCH OF FOOD.

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- [ laughs ]

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- YOU KNOW? HE'S A LOT OF FUN.
HE'S A GREAT GUY.

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- THAT'S A GREAT STORY.

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- YEAH.

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- [ Jennifer sighs ]

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IF YOU WERE FORCED TO CHOOSE ONE STATE
IN THE US TO BE STRUCK WITH A NUCLEAR WEAPON, ONE STATE,

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OR ELSE THE ENTIRE COUNTRY WOULD BE DESTROYED,
WHICH STATE WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ANNIHILATE?

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- I DON'T-- I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT.

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- OH, SO THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS GOING TO
BE DESTROYED BY A NUCLEAR WEAPON.

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- I DON'T THINK, WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

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- TILA, WHO WOULD YOU?

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- [SIMULTANEOUSLY]: RHODE ISLAND.

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- OKAY.

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- WAIT. HOLD ON.

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- GO AHEAD.

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- OH GEESH.

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- [SPEED STICK MAN]: SPEED STICK. DEODORANT
FOR YOUR B-ODORANT!

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- THAT'S SO CUTE.

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- TILA, YOU'VE PROBABLY HAVE HAD A LOT OF WILD ADVENTURES--
- OH YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

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--AS FAR AS ROMANCE IS INVOLVED.
HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING, LIKE, IN A CAR OR ANYTHING?

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- OH, THE CAR, AIRPLANES, AND THIS WEEKEND--
- YOU KNOW WHAT--

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I'M SORRY. I DON'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT--

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- I GOT A BLOW JOB ONCE ON A MOTORCYCLE.

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- I'M GOING TO LET YOU GUYS FINISH,
BECAUSE I THINK THIS IS UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

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SO, WHY DON'T I COME BACK?
I'M GOING TO HIT THE GREEN ROOM.

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- UM, SURE. WE'RE ALL UP FOR THAT.

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- DID YOU GET ENOUGH QUESTIONS?

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- WELL, I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

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- WELL--

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- NO, IT'S FOR TILA.

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- YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT ZACH?

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- [ theme to Friends plays ]
- [ inaudible conversation ]

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- YOU'RE FAT.

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