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You're Welcome: Goal, Goal, Goal!
Published June 26, 2014 58k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Darryl Gudmundson: Writer/Producer
Dashiell Driscoll: Writer/Actor
Ally Hord: Writer/Producer
Elizabeth Baquet: Producer
Ryan Kaiser: Sound
Aaron Ulrich: DP
Matt Sweeney: Gaffer
Danielle Rotella: Hair and Makeup
Ian Skalski: Director
Kegan Swyers: Editor
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Published June 26, 2014

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HI GANG.
DASHIELL DRISCOLL HERE.

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STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING
ON THE INTERNET, AND START

3

WASTING TIME WITH US.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.

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(ELECTRO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

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THE WORLD CUP IS STILL GOING ON.
ONLY 17 MORE WEEKS TO GO.

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DON'T WORRY IF YOU
HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING.

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WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED.

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HERE'S A RECAP OF ALL OF
THE BEST GOALS SO FAR

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE
GOOD FOLKS AT DEADSPIN.

11

(COMMENTATOR): OOH,
YES. JERMAIN JONES!

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AH... AND GOOOAALL...

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AND GOOOOOAAALLL...

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GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL...

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(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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(SCREAMING SOUND)

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(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)

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GOOOAALL...

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GOOOOOAALL...

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GOOOOOOOOAALL...

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(CLUSTER OF RADIO
CALLS AND SCREAMS)

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WOW, I COULD LISTEN
TO THAT FOR MINUTES.

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OK. THAT'S ALL THE
GOALS FOR THIS WEEK.

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BYE.

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