She Got Titties (In All the Right Places)

Executive Producer

Funny Or Die

Actor

Paul Rust

Director

stoneysharp

Cinematographer

Antonio Scarlata

Sound

BoTown Sound

Makeup

Kat Bardot

Actor

Michael Cassady

Actor/Choreographer

Kathryn Burns

Producer

Ally Hord

Series

FODfm

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WEBVTT 00:00:12.000 --> 00:00:26.000 <v Paul Rust> When mom and dad go out on the town, they hire the sitter Miss Jessica Brown. She parks her car, like she does every week. I park the curtains and I get a peek. 00:00:26.500 --> 00:00:27.000 <v Paul Rust, Harris Wittels, Michael Cassidy> She got. 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.000 <v Paul Rust> A crystal necklace and a denim vest. 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:31.000 <v Paul Rust, Harris Wittels, Michael Cassidy> She got. 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:34.000 <v Paul Rust> A trapper keeper held to her chest. 00:00:34.500 --> 00:00:35.000 <v Paul Rust, Harris Wittels, Michael Cassidy> She got. 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:38.000 <v Paul Rust> Banana clip and jelly shoes. 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:45.000 <v Paul Rust, Harris Wittels, Michael Cassidy> But one thing is shining through. She got titties in all the right places 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:49.000 <v Paul Rust, Harris Wittels, Michael Cassidy> She got titties. Oh my goodness gracious. 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:57.000 <v Paul Rust, Harris Wittels, Michael Cassidy> She got titties in all the right places and she’s here until 11pm. 00:00:58.000 --> 00:00:59.000 <v Paul Rust> I ain’t gonna touch em. 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:00.000 <v Paul Rust> I ain’t gonna kiss em. 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:04.000 <v Paul Rust> But when they’re gone, I sure am gonna miss em. 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:12.000 <v Paul Rust, Harris Wittels, Michael Cassidy> I stare so long, my little peepers will hurt. As she fills out that purples Vikings sweatshirt. 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:29.000 <v Paul Rust, Harris Wittels, Michael Cassidy> She got titties, in all the right places. She got titties. Oh my goodness gracious. She got titties, in all the right places. She fell asleep watching HBO. Ow! 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:39.000 <v Paul Rust> I got HBO, TNT, WGN 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:47.000 <v Paul Rust> Oh look at this. My cereal is dry. 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:58.000 <v Paul Rust, Harris Wittels, Michael Cassidy> Looks like I gotta make a titty cry. So sit back. And relax. And spray your titties on my Apple Jacks. 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:10.000 <v Paul Rust, Harris Wittels, Michael Cassidy> She got titties, in all the right places. She got titties. Oh my goodness gracious. She got titties, in all the right places. 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:13.000 <v Paul Rust> Spray your titties on my Apple Jacks. 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:17.000 <v Paul Rust> Spray your titties on my Apple Jacks. 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:23.000 <v Paul Rust> Spray your titties on my Apple Jacks. 00:02:25.000 --> 00:02:25.500 <v Paul Rust> She got!