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When you're booking the biggest celebrity in the world, you need to bring in the mugshot photographer to the stars.
Published January 28, 2014 23k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Staring- Anthony Gioe, Bryan Safi and Ben Parks
Written by Jack Allison
Directed by Brad Schulz
Director of Photography - Ricky Fosheim
Gaffer - Aaron Ulrich
Grip - Matt Sweeney
Production Designer - Tricia Robertson
Wardrobe Stylist - Melissa Gould
Sound - Christopher Bennet for BoTown Sound
Production Coordinator - Ryan Scobey
Production Assistant - Brad Poglitsch
Producer - Sean Boyle
Editor - John Ford
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Published January 28, 2014

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STATE YOUR NAME PLEASE.

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JUSTIN BIEBER.

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YEAH, NO, THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

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HI, MY NAME IS OFFICER UTE ANASTACIO, AND

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I'M THE MUGSHOT PHOTOGRAPHER FOR THE STARS.

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ALRIGHT JUSTIN, I NEED YOU TO WORK WITH ME HERE.

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GIVE ME MORE ENERGY.

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I'VE WORKED WITH EVERYBODY.

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BRUNO MARS, PARIS HILTON,

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NICK NOLTE, MEL GIBSON, AND NOW

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JUSTIN BIEBER.

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SO, FIVE.

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FIVE PEOPLE.

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JUST ACT LIKE AN ICON.

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JUSTIN: SORRY, I JUST HAD THE WORSE NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

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YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,

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THIS IS THE WORSE NIGHT OF MY LIFE TOO, BELIEVE YOU ME.

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ALOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

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WELL TO THEM I SAY, "DO CELEBRITIES LOOK BETTER

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THAN EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON IN THEIR MUGSHOTS?"

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YES.

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ALSO, I'M TERRIBLE AT DISPATCHES,

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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A COMPUTER, AND

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I'M SCARED TO DEATH OF A GUN.

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I DON'T KNOW, TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT.

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WHAT? NO.

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NO.

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NO.

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DISGUSTING.

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NO.

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WE'RE GOING AGAIN.

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WE'RE GOING AGAIN.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

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IT'S A CAMERA.

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(SNORTING)

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WOO!

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ALRIGHT BIEBER, WE'RE GOING TO GET THIS.

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ARE MY METHODS UNCONVENTIONAL?

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YEAH.

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BUT I THINK MY RESULTS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.

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JUST LIKE ACT, LIKE, SELENA GOMEZ HAS JUST SHOWED YOU HER BUTTHOLE, AND

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YOU LOVED IT.

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THESE MUGSHOTS ARE GOING TO BE SEEN BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE, SO THESE

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CELEBRITIES HAVE TO LOOK GOOD,

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BECAUSE THEY'RE BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE.

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JUST...YOU KNOW WHAT?

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JUST SMILE.

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I THINK WE GOT IT.

AUTOPLAY
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