The Sandwich Escalation
My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here, not sitting at a computer! Today, you find yourselves equals! For you are all equally blessed,for I have the pride, the privilege, nay,... more »
My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here, not sitting at a computer! Today, you find yourselves equals! For you are all equally blessed,for I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure, of introducing you to the Brothers Lundquist. I first met them atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by their swords. Next they amazed me still further in Italy, when they saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece they spent a year in silence, just to better understand the sound of a whisper. So without further gilding the lily and with no more ado. I give to you the Seekers of Serenity, the Protectors of Italian Virginity, the Enforcers of our Lord God, the two, the mighty, The Brothers Lundquist! p.s. thank you "A Knights Tale" « less
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My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here, not sitting at a computer! Today, you find yourselves equals! For you are all equally blessed,for I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure, of introducing you to the Brothers Lundquist. I first met them atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by their swords. Next they amazed me still further in Italy, when they saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece they spent a year in silence, just to better understand the sound of a whisper. So without further gilding the lily and with no more ado. I give to you the Seekers of Serenity, the Protectors of Italian Virginity, the Enforcers of our Lord God, the two, the mighty, The Brothers Lundquist! p.s. thank you "A Knights Tale"
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