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Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Sean Combs
Written by Nick Corirossi & Charles Ingram
Directors: Nick Wiger & Andy Maxwell
Editor: Andy Maxwell
Producers: Betsy Koch & Andrew Grissom
Associate Producer: Sarah Snedeker
1st AD: Matt Mazany
DP: Andrew Davis
AC: Ryan Guzdzial
Gaffer: Nik Smith
Swing Grip: Spencer Scranton
Production Designer: Ellie Del Campo
Art Director: Candy Lopez
Wardrobe: Melissa Gould McNeely
Wardrobe Asst: Jenna Rainey
Mixer: JP Robelot for BoTown Sound
PA: Allison Johnson

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(slow piano music)

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Sean: Okay.

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And send.

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Hello everyone.

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This is Sean Combs coming to you live

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from my office with some very,
very, very exciting news.

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It's about my favorite show
of all time, Downtown Abbey.

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Yes, I am a Abbeyhead
proudly, yes, yes, yes.

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Last week, it was reported that they
have casted the first black cast member

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on Downtown Abbey.

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The only problem with this is, I
already broke down that barrier.

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I'm making an announcement.

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I'm the first black cast member
on Downtown, Down, Downton Abbey,

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whatever the fuck it's called.

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On Downton Abbey and I've
got the scenes to prove it.

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Y'all check it out.

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(classical music)

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Female: Welcome to Downton.

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Sean: Why thank you.

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I'm Lord Wolcott and I'm the
new owner of Downtown Abbey.

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Robert: This is Carson, we
would be lost without him.

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Sean: Well, pleasure to meet you Carson.

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Robert: Mama, may I present Mrs. Crawley.

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Mrs. Crawley: What should
we call each other?

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Violet: Well, we could always start
with Mrs. Crawley and Lady Grantham.

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Sean: Oh, that was a little bitchy.

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Well, everybody just
go on like I'm not here

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but I will reiterate
my name is Lord Wolcott

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and I am the new owner of Downtown Abbey.

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I love it here.

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Thomas: Don't worry sir.

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I've got sharp eyes for
anything out of order.

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Sean: I understand what you're doing.

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You're keeping these hoes
in check around here.

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Always need something like that.

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What the

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motherfucker!

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What's wrong with you?

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Thomas: I'm sorry sir.

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Sean: Good god, have
you lost yourself man?

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I can't love you.

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Not when I love Sybil and Mary

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and Mrs. Patmore.

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and the Dowager Countess

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and a couple more of them maids.

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How could I have room for you?

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Hold up.

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Put your hand on my face one more time.

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Good, that's enough.

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I think I have room for you.

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I love you Thomas.

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I'm Lord Wolcott

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and I love everybody.

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Everybody welcome first ever white party.

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Enjoy yourselves.

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Have fun.

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(brooding music)

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(gun shot)

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(man gasps)

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Male: You don't want to leave.

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Robert: I still won't take your money.

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Sean: Hey guys!

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Up here!

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It's me Lord Wolcott!

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Come on up!

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It's delightful!

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I love it here at Downtown Abbey.

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I hate it here at Downtown Abbey.

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Mm, this fancy cake is divine.

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Do I detect a little nutmeg?

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I am lord of this godforsaken manor

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and all who oppose me shall perish!

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You say they call it a telephone?

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Hello?

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Male: [Look out]!

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Well, I knew you could walk!

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Judge: Guilty [unintelligible]

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Sean: What in the hell?

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You my good man, are a wonderful doctor.

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You ain't shit.

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This world war is so dreadful.

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I pray there's not a world war II.

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You wanna invest our money
into railroads in Canada?

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Nay, Lord Grantham.

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I found this little company named IBM.

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You may not know about it
but our kids will love it.

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All right, goddammit, y'all caught me.

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I'm not the real Lord Wolcott.

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My name is Budglee Shumpner.

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That's my real name.

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Isobel: Well, I don't know this young
man aside from good morning and goodnight

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but he strikes me as a very
interesting addition to the family.

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Violet: Oh, here we go.

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Sean: Here we go indeed.

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Now, why don't we stop this bickering

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and have a sip of some libation.

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Now, I want you two to kiss in front of me

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and I want you to use your tongues.

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Yeah, I love it here in Downtown Abbey.

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I wanna stay here forever and ever.

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Lord Wolcott loves Downtown Abbey

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and will be here forever.

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I'm [unintelligible]

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Wow.

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Now, that was some riveting period drama

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but you could check it out
yourself Abbeyheads right here.

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Here I am, in between
these two white people.

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You gotta make sure you get the
Lord Wolcott edition though.

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You could find that

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um, I don't know where you could find that

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but when you find it, I'll be on there

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and in there and I just have
to set the record straight,

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this is some real masterpiece
theater right here.

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Thank you, thank you.

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God bless.

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(lively music)

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