- Aliens, I'm in Pennsadelphia, Philavania.
Home of the Rookie movies.
Let's go get us a classic Philly cheese plate,
and have a good time.
Holy snopes, holy snopes, holy snopes,
are you joking my big ass?
Whoa baby boy, Brad Franklin.
Inventor of the $100 bill.
Hi honey from the money.
Are you joking my ass?
Look at this nerd.
Final Destiny, Pensacola has a lot of history.
Especially prehistoric danosaur history.
Holy snopes, I am a pumpkin man.
No, just one of my classic illusions.
Nasty hiccupotamus, what do you want from my ass?
Man, Fiddle Daniels really loves their rookie.
Holy snopes, there it is, the Listerine Bell.
It's got a big crack in it, just like my ass.
Get inside my ass where all poopies are created equal,
it's Independence Hall, where they wrote
the Defecation of Independence Day.
Frickin' awesome movie.
I am Jew.
Ooh, little too soon, I'm not mad,
but someone might get mad.
Get out of my ass, the National Constipation Center.
It's not hard to get in there,
but it's pretty hard to get out.
Excuse me ma'am, your son has sweet abs and cock.
I went to come see the famous love sign,
and they took it down for construction.
I literally can't find love anywhere.
Hi, honey, check mape.
Oh my god, go go go.
Piss on the back of my knees, there they are.
The rookie steps.
I don't know if we should run up them and sing,
yeah let's run up them and sing the rookie theme!
(Jurassic Park theme)
Holy snopes, I'm so tired, I don't know if I can.
In West Pennsadelphia, born and raised,
now I kick back with a classic Philly cheese plate,
chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool
and it even was the best day of my whole life.