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Lindsay Lohan is newly single and ready to mingle!
Published April 13, 2009 7.6m views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Written by Owen Burke & Seth Morris
Produced by Mike Farah & Kristi Kaylor
Directed by Eric Appel
Director of Photography: Christian Sprenger
B-Camera: Dustin Bowser
Sound: Bo Sundberg
Hair: Gregory Russell and Jen Atkin
Makeup: Shauna O'Toole
Production Assistant: Christin Trogan
Special Thanks to Stella Stolper, Lorit, Dina Lohan, The Brothers Lesak and Heyman, Carlos Lopez and Anthony at Soul Studios

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[eharmony theme music plays]
- HI. MY NAME IS LINDSAY AND I'M

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SEARCHING FOR LOVE.

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I'M RECENTLY SINGLE, I THINK, AND I'M

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LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO I CAN SPEND

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THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH. OR, AT LEAST

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THE REST OF MY PROBATION WITH [laughs].

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A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME. I'M AN ACTRESS,

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A SINGER, AN ENTREPRENEUR AND I SINGLE

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HANDEDLY KEPT 90% PERCENT OF ALL

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GOSSIP WEBSITES IN BUSINESS.

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I WOULD DEFINE MY PERSONALITY AS, UH,

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CREATIVE. I'M A BIT OF NIGHT OWL.

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I'M A WORKAHOLIC, A SHOPAHOLIC, AND--

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--ACCORDING TO THE STATE OF

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CALIFORNIA, AN ALCOHOLIC, AS WELL AS A

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THREAT TO ALL SECURITY GUARDS IF THEY

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WORK AT HOTELS. AND TO PUT ALL THOSE

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RUMORS TO REST, I AM NOT BROKE.

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I ACTUALLY HAVE OVER FOUR HUNDRED

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DOLLARS IN THE BANK AND TWENTY

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THOUSAND MARLBORO MILDS, WHICH I'M

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VERY PROUD OF.

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I'M LOOKING FOR A COMPATIBLE MATE WHO

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LIKES A NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN,

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AS LONG AS HE OR SHE IS DRIVING, OF COURSE.

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LIKES ANKLE MONITORING

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BRACELETS AND DOESN'T HAVE FAMILY

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MEMBERS QUICK TO ISSUE RESTRAINING ORDERS.

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THE PERFECT MATE LOVES LONG

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WALKS ON THE BEACH, CAR CHASES ON THE

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PCH, ANTIQUING, AND UH PASSING OUT IN

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CADILLAC ESCALADES. SO, IF YOU THINK

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YOU CAN HANDLE A REDHEAD WITH A LITTLE

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BIT OF SASS--

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--AND BY THAT I MEAN A REDHEAD THAT'S CRAZY

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I MEAN, DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU

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DON'T KNOW ME. WE'VE ALL READ ABOUT IT.

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WE'LL CRASH A FEW PARTIES, A CAR

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OR TWO, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,

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I PROMISE YOU I NEVER LOSE MY GOOGLE

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HITS, JUST MY UNDERWEAR. YOU CAN REACH

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ME AT 612679 OR--

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--YOU CAN FIND ME ON THE COVER OF US

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WEEKLY, BECAUSE I'M SO ALONE.

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