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Lindsay Lohan is newly single and ready to mingle!
Published April 13, 2009 8.3m views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Written by Owen Burke & Seth Morris
Produced by Mike Farah & Kristi Kaylor
Directed by Eric Appel
Director of Photography: Christian Sprenger
B-Camera: Dustin Bowser
Sound: Bo Sundberg
Hair: Gregory Russell and Jen Atkin
Makeup: Shauna O'Toole
Production Assistant: Christin Trogan
Special Thanks to Stella Stolper, Lorit, Dina Lohan, The Brothers Lesak and Heyman, Carlos Lopez and Anthony at Soul Studios

[eharmony theme music plays]
- HI. MY NAME IS LINDSAY AND I'M
SEARCHING FOR LOVE.
I'M RECENTLY SINGLE, I THINK, AND I'M
LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO I CAN SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH. OR, AT LEAST
THE REST OF MY PROBATION WITH [laughs].
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME. I'M AN ACTRESS,
A SINGER, AN ENTREPRENEUR AND I SINGLE
HANDEDLY KEPT 90% PERCENT OF ALL
GOSSIP WEBSITES IN BUSINESS.
I WOULD DEFINE MY PERSONALITY AS, UH,
CREATIVE. I'M A BIT OF NIGHT OWL.
I'M A WORKAHOLIC, A SHOPAHOLIC, AND--
--ACCORDING TO THE STATE OF
CALIFORNIA, AN ALCOHOLIC, AS WELL AS A
THREAT TO ALL SECURITY GUARDS IF THEY
WORK AT HOTELS. AND TO PUT ALL THOSE
RUMORS TO REST, I AM NOT BROKE.
I ACTUALLY HAVE OVER FOUR HUNDRED
DOLLARS IN THE BANK AND TWENTY
THOUSAND MARLBORO MILDS, WHICH I'M
VERY PROUD OF.
I'M LOOKING FOR A COMPATIBLE MATE WHO
LIKES A NIGHT OUT ON THE TOWN,
AS LONG AS HE OR SHE IS DRIVING, OF COURSE.
LIKES ANKLE MONITORING
BRACELETS AND DOESN'T HAVE FAMILY
MEMBERS QUICK TO ISSUE RESTRAINING ORDERS.
THE PERFECT MATE LOVES LONG
WALKS ON THE BEACH, CAR CHASES ON THE
PCH, ANTIQUING, AND UH PASSING OUT IN
CADILLAC ESCALADES. SO, IF YOU THINK
YOU CAN HANDLE A REDHEAD WITH A LITTLE
BIT OF SASS--
--AND BY THAT I MEAN A REDHEAD THAT'S CRAZY
I MEAN, DON'T PRETEND LIKE YOU
DON'T KNOW ME. WE'VE ALL READ ABOUT IT.
WE'LL CRASH A FEW PARTIES, A CAR
OR TWO, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,
I PROMISE YOU I NEVER LOSE MY GOOGLE
HITS, JUST MY UNDERWEAR. YOU CAN REACH
ME AT 612679 OR--
--YOU CAN FIND ME ON THE COVER OF US
WEEKLY, BECAUSE I'M SO ALONE.

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