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Lindsay Lohan is newly single and ready to mingle!
Published April 13, 2009 8.7m views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Written by Owen Burke & Seth Morris
Produced by Mike Farah & Kristi Kaylor
Directed by Eric Appel
Director of Photography: Christian Sprenger
B-Camera: Dustin Bowser
Sound: Bo Sundberg
Hair: Gregory Russell and Jen Atkin
Makeup: Shauna O'Toole
Production Assistant: Christin Trogan
Special Thanks to Stella Stolper, Lorit, Dina Lohan, The Brothers Lesak and Heyman, Carlos Lopez and Anthony at Soul Studios

Male Voice: (whispers) Exclusive.
(music)
Lindsay Lohan: Hi. My name is
Lindsay and I'm
Lindsay Lohan: searching for love.
Lindsay Lohan: I'm recently single,
I think, and I'm
Lindsay Lohan: looking for someone
who I can spend
Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my life
with, or, at least
Lindsay Lohan: the rest of my probation
with [laughs].
Lindsay Lohan: A little bit about me.
I'm an actress,
Lindsay Lohan: a singer, an entrepreneur,
and I single-
Lindsay Lohan: handedly kept 90%
percent of all
Lindsay Lohan: gossip websites
in business.
Lindsay Lohan: I would define my
personality as, uh,
Lindsay Lohan: creative. I'm a bit
of night owl.
Lindsay Lohan: I'm a workaholic,
a shopaholic, and
Lindsay Lohan: according to
the state of
Lindsay Lohan: California, an alcoholic,
as well as a
Lindsay Lohan: threat to all security
guards if they
Lindsay Lohan: work at hotels.
And to put all those
Lindsay Lohan: rumors to rest,
I am not broke.
Lindsay Lohan: I actually have
over four hundred
Lindsay Lohan: dollars in the bank,
and twenty
Lindsay Lohan: thousand Marlboro Milds,
which I'm
Lindsay Lohan: very proud of.
Lindsay Lohan: I'm looking for a
compatible mate who
Lindsay Lohan: likes a night out on
the town,
Lindsay Lohan: as long as he or she is
driving, of course,
Lindsay Lohan: likes ankle monitoring
Lindsay Lohan: bracelets, and doesn't
have family
Lindsay Lohan: members quick to issue
restraining orders.
Lindsay Lohan: The perfect mate
loves long
Lindsay Lohan: walks on the beach,
car chases on the
Lindsay Lohan: PCH, antiquing, and
uh passing out in
Lindsay Lohan: Cadillac Escalades.
So, if you think
Lindsay Lohan: you can handle a
redhead with a little
Lindsay Lohan: bit of sass,
Lindsay Lohan: and by that I mean
a redhead that's crazy,
Lindsay Lohan: I mean, don't pretend
like you
Lindsay Lohan: don't know me. We've all
read about it.
Lindsay Lohan: We'll crash a few
parties, a car
Lindsay Lohan: or two, but at the
end of the day,
Lindsay Lohan: I promise you I never
lose my Google
Lindsay Lohan: hits, just my underwear.
You can reach
Lindsay Lohan: me at 612679, or
Lindsay Lohan: you can find me on
the cover of
Lindsay Lohan: Us Weekly, because
I'm so alone.
♪ ♪

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