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I know you think she farted, but she didn't. I mean would it be so bad if she did? Who cares? She didn't though...
Published February 24, 2014 100k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Director - Danny Jelinek
Writer - Emily Strachan
Producer - Jason Carden
Coordinator - Sean Dacanay
DP - Mike Karnell
Gaffer - David Cronin
Key Grip - Ian Thomas
H&MU - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound - Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
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Ryan Perez - Gerald
Pam Murphy - Karen
D'Arcy Carden - Linda
Emily Strachan - Sue
3,000 Funny Votes
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101,900 Views
Published February 24, 2014

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- OKAY, GUYS, WE REALLY NEED TO GET STARTED
ON THIS YEARS UNITED WAY CALENDAR.

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- YES WE DO (laughs).

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- UH, I'M THINKING A NATURE THEME FOR THIS YEAR'S CALENDAR.
- MMM...

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- SOMETHING VERY SIMPLE, SOMETHING VERY TASTEFUL.

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[ farting sound ]

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- WE'RE STARTING OUT HERE WITH TWO
POTENTIAL JANUARY'S HERE.

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WE GOT, UH, COTTAGES IN THE SNOW.

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WHAT DO WE THINK ABOUT?
LET'S BRAINSTORM SOME IDEAS.

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- I LOVE YOUR COTTAGE IDEA.
I WAS THINKING MAYBE--

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- LOOK, I KNOW YOU ALL THINK I JUST FARTED,
BUT I DIDN'T.

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WHAT YOU ACTUALLY HEARD WAS JUST MY
SHOE RUBBING AGAINST THE FLOOR, AND IT
SOUNDED EXACTLY LIKE A FART.

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- OKAY KAREN, WE BELIEVE YOU, YOU DIDN'T FART.
- YEAH.

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- I WOULD'VE SAID IT WAS THE COUCH
IF I WAS LYING.

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BECAUSE IT'S A LEATHER COUCH.

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- THAT MAKES SENSE.

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- LET ME JUST PROVE IT TO YOU, OKAY?

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[ scraping sound ]

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OKAY, WELL IT'S NOT DOING IT NOW--

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- YOU KNOW WHAT? I FEEL LIKE MAYBE--
WHY DON'T WE JUST FOCUS ON THE CALENDAR.

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- RIGHT, YES. PLEASE.
- SO...

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- CAN WE? YES, YES, YES...

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- OKAY, SO, GERALD I LOVED YOUR IDEA
ABOUT THE COTTAGES.

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- I WAS THINKING MAYBE LIKE A COVERED
BRIDGES OF MAINE.

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- OOH, YEAH.
- GOOD, GOOD.

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- YES, I LOVE THAT.
- YOU DO?

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- WITH DIFFERENT SEASONS, YES. WITH DIFFERENT COLORS.
- I MEAN I JUST THINK THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT--

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- IF I FARTED, YOU WOULD SMELL IT.

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- GERALD, DO YOU SMELL ANYTHING?

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- NO.
- NO, HE DOESN'T. CASE CLOSED.

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BUT IF I DID WOULD IT REALLY BE THAT
BIG OF A DEAL?

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- NOBODY CARES THAT YOU FARTED--

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- ALLEGEDLY FARTED [ giggles ].
WE NEED TO GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT GERALD [ laughs ].

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- WHY DON'T WE JUST VOTE ON THIS
COVERED BRIDGES IDEA, OKAY.

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- I THINK WE ARE ALL LEANING TOWARDS IT.
ALL IN FAVOR OF COVER BRIDGES.

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- GREAT WE'RE ALL IN AGREEMENT.
- GREAT.

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- NOW THAT WE'RE VOTING, WHY DON'T WE JUST TAKE A
QUICK VOTE ON WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK I FARTED.

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OKAY, IT'S GOING TO TAKE 2 SECONDS GERALD.
- OKAY--

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- THANKS. LET'S JUST DO THAT--

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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE MEETING.

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- IF GERALD WANTS ME TO LEAVE.

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- YEAH, YOU CAN GO.

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[ sad music plays ]

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- I'M INSULTED RIGHT NOW, AND OH--
YOU KNOW-- YOU KNOW WHAT?

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I WILL LEAVE, BUT JUST KNOW THAT I WAS NOT ASKED
TO LEAVE THIS MEETING FOR FARTING,

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AND I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT FART IN HERE TODAY.

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SO I'M GOING TO LEAVE WITH MY HEAD HELD HIGH,
AND MY DIGNITY STILL FULLY IN TACT.

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[ fart sound ]

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THESE, UH, HINGES ARE MAKING A SOUND.

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- SOUNDS LIKE A FART AGAIN THOUGH.

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- SMELLS LIKE A FART OVER HERE TOO.

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[ door hinge squeaks ]

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[ fart sound ]

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