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a Mother's Day card leads to the revelation of family secrets.
Published November 11, 2013 170 views More Info ยป
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring: Chuck and June Hoyes as the parents
and Sam Kellett as the son
Produced, edited, and directed by Matt Friedman
2 Funny Votes
1 Die Votes
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Published November 11, 2013
Hey, Mama, Happy Mother's Day!

Aww, sweetie,..

Mark, did you write this?

I'm sorry, it's just a joke.

How did you know?

Know what?

Know that you weren't aborted?

Because I'm here, I'm not aborted.

Honey? Can you come here please?

What is it, hun?

He knows.

Well, we knew this day would come.

So I'm not aborted. What's the big deal?

Well, we tried, son.

Multiple times.

You tried aborting me?

Multiple times.

But you were a fighter and we saw that.

After multiple times.

Oh my god.

It was the '80s. We did drugs.

We were reckless.

Reckless with our genitalia.

I think I'm going to throw up.

Hey, I like those flowers.
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