Chris Martin: it was funny when I tweeted it
"Gun control advocates are upset because Starbucks allows people to carry guns in their stores. Now you can get six shots in your espresso instead of a double." Stand-up... more »
"Gun control advocates are upset because Starbucks allows people to carry guns in their stores. Now you can get six shots in your espresso instead of a double." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin dispenses caffeinated humor June 20, 2010 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, Virginia. Jesse Jarvis is the MC. « less
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"Gun control advocates are upset because Starbucks allows people to carry guns in their stores. Now you can get six shots in your espresso instead of a double." Stand-up comedian Chris Martin dispenses caffeinated humor June 20, 2010 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, Virginia. Jesse Jarvis is the MC.
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