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My "Not Gay" Commercial

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Added about 1 year ago

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Favorited by 15 users

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Categories: Sports Real Life

Keywords: fred simmons fist foot way tae kwon do karate movie conan not gay bulley fight

Credits: Fred Simmons.

Web Series: Web Series: Fred's Tae Kwon Do Commercials (3 of 4)

Comments (15)

Comment:

Decky

Decky

A GAY LMAO!!!!

posted about 1 year ago

Stan_Lozengcock

great job with the bad editing and greenscreen. funny stuff

posted about 1 year ago

Onscreen_Chemistry

Is the bully gonna be alright?

posted about 1 year ago

pnhsrw

pnhsrw

The sarcasm is oozing out of everything related to this whole industry its fantastic. Stupid, nuts, Fred Simmons is smarter than all of us.

posted about 1 year ago

iamatvjunkie

It’s so great that we live in a country where a guy can be stupid, bigoted and not funny all at the same time.

That’s a frickin’ miracle.

God Bless America, huh?

posted about 1 year ago

marquee23

marquee23

this guy was on conan about 2 months ago…he is that nuts. period.

posted about 1 year ago

dunham722

dunham722

That was painful to watch….not really funny at all.

posted about 1 year ago

dunham722

dunham722

Waste of time

posted about 1 year ago

hollywoodphony

That kid does look like a gay.

posted about 1 year ago

Coolsam

Coolsam

Does your child look like a gay? That’s right A gay?

posted about 1 year ago

StudioFred

StudioFred

I would call this video “gay” but I don’t want to get my ass kicked.

posted about 1 year ago

pistolabus

pistolabus

hahah wow. that was amazing

posted about 1 year ago

kbeeson

kbeeson

lol. its almost too real.

posted about 1 year ago

WebCred

WebCred

uh hua

posted about 1 year ago

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