Boner In The Club "jizz in my pants homage"
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Follow me or swallow me... you decide, Http://www.twitter.com/EffingA
http://www.youtube.com/TheMcRaeBrothers
Sexipepsi's youtube http://www.youtube.com/sexipepsi699
follow her on twitter http://www.twitter.com/cutelilplayette
Boner In The Club Lyrics:
Intro:
man, this sounds like kanye's beat,
switch it up a bit.
(verse 1)
Me and my bud up in the club
bout' to order us some 'bub
well...actually bud- but
I thought rhyming bud with bud would be a bit reduntant
anyways... this club's popping
then all a sudden this girl walks in
im quickly drawn in to her into her and... im quickly drawn into her into her
but ooh ooh what do i do?
'cuz i know that my friend wants her to
he tries to -talk me out of it, he says "dude"
I say "don't try, im not gonna change my mind, thats right"
he says "no, its big" and i say "thats what yo' mama said last night"
I walk over to her table
she asks me to dance and i say "im not able"
(chorus)
It's not that i can't dance, it's not that at all
It's the fact- that- i wore sweat pants
so even if our shoulders rub
I'm afraid im gonna get a boner in the club
(boner in the club ,boner in the club, club, boner in the club, boner in the club (repeat 1X)
(verse 2)
I can't beleive i left my jeans on the bed
and picked up these sweat pants instead
i must have been high or wasted
...always getting them in the wrong places
...when im watching t.v. (boner sitting down)
getting food (boner standing up)
grocery shopping (boner in the isle)
being polite (boner when i smile).
Even when i giggle they jiggle and i get a boner from that-
snap...even when i have a snack
(chorus)
(Hook)
For all of you fellas that feel my pain
put one hand up and wave your drink
put the other on infront of your pants
and copy me as i do this dance
...I want you to jump to the side, thrust that junk
repeat on the other side with way more spunk.
We call it the pant dance (repeat 3 more times)
You're doing it now (repeat 3 more times) « less
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Follow me or swallow me... you decide, Http://www.twitter.com/EffingA
http://www.youtube.com/TheMcRaeBrothers
Sexipepsi's youtube http://www.youtube.com/sexipepsi699
follow her on twitter http://www.twitter.com/cutelilplayette
Boner In The Club Lyrics:
Intro:
man, this sounds like kanye's beat,
switch it up a bit.
(verse 1)
Me and my bud up in the club
bout' to order us some 'bub
well...actually bud- but
I thought rhyming bud with bud would be a bit reduntant
anyways... this club's popping
then all a sudden this girl walks in
im quickly drawn in to her into her and... im quickly drawn into her into her
but ooh ooh what do i do?
'cuz i know that my friend wants her to
he tries to -talk me out of it, he says "dude"
I say "don't try, im not gonna change my mind, thats right"
he says "no, its big" and i say "thats what yo' mama said last night"
I walk over to her table
she asks me to dance and i say "im not able"
(chorus)
It's not that i can't dance, it's not that at all
It's the fact- that- i wore sweat pants
so even if our shoulders rub
I'm afraid im gonna get a boner in the club
(boner in the club ,boner in the club, club, boner in the club, boner in the club (repeat 1X)
(verse 2)
I can't beleive i left my jeans on the bed
and picked up these sweat pants instead
i must have been high or wasted
...always getting them in the wrong places
...when im watching t.v. (boner sitting down)
getting food (boner standing up)
grocery shopping (boner in the isle)
being polite (boner when i smile).
Even when i giggle they jiggle and i get a boner from that-
snap...even when i have a snack
(chorus)
(Hook)
For all of you fellas that feel my pain
put one hand up and wave your drink
put the other on infront of your pants
and copy me as i do this dance
...I want you to jump to the side, thrust that junk
repeat on the other side with way more spunk.
We call it the pant dance (repeat 3 more times)
You're doing it now (repeat 3 more times)
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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