you are talking like you a person brainwashed by mainstream media… personally I don’t think hollywood needs to validate jon ….. I like him the way he is.
“Mainstream Media Commercial” is a muffy-70’s, must-see message that pushes the boundaries of cheek w/ the taint-tinted tongue of Jon Lajoie. aRe U voting fOr supersilentlY&violentlY pre-prime-disposed-presidented-puppet-minister of the world this election? Yea or nay, please follow the ensuing instructions. Vote for: 1. Jon “TheNa... more >
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side-effects may vary, indeed. i got a rash—the kind that an over-the-counter cream won’t fix! thanks, mainstream media…
(posted 13 days ago)
I wish I knew how to break up like you YEARS ago…I would’nt have had to marry and kill them all…
(posted 13 days ago)
This is why “Resident Evil” is so dang popular.
(posted 17 days ago)
I LOVE YOU…..
(posted about 1 month ago)
too funny, except that its true….
(posted about 1 month ago)
good one John!
(posted about 1 month ago)
i vote for evil.
(posted about 1 month ago)
If only I would have seen this months ago. I could of been enjoying the subtleties of the Angie & Brad Celebrelationship instead of anything else.
(posted about 1 month ago)
@kentuckyman:
you are talking like you a person brainwashed by mainstream media… personally I don’t think hollywood needs to validate jon ….. I like him the way he is.
(posted about 1 month ago)
AMEN! CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!CLAP!JON LAJOIE FOR KING OF THE WORLD!
(posted about 1 month ago)
check out WWW.ENTERTANE.COM
(posted 2 months ago)
check out WWW.ENTERTANE.COM
(posted 2 months ago)
Scarily true, even while it makes you laugh…
(posted 2 months ago)
Not my favorite from Jon. I will say funny but this would not get him to Hollywood…........ some of his other shit is great.
(posted 3 months ago)
“Mainstream Media Commercial” is a muffy-70’s, must-see message that pushes the boundaries of cheek w/ the taint-tinted tongue of Jon Lajoie. aRe U voting fOr supersilentlY&violentlY pre-prime-disposed-presidented-puppet-minister of the world this election? Yea or nay, please follow the ensuing instructions. Vote for: 1. Jon “TheNa... more >
(posted 3 months ago)
Awesome…you must like Fox News too…
(posted 3 months ago)
brilliant!
(posted 3 months ago)
I choose to vote Funny!...it was better than a kick to the head!...quite a lot better indeed.
(posted 3 months ago)
again jon…...awsome…
(posted 3 months ago)
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