Mainstream Media Commercial

“Mainstream Media Commercial” is a muffy-70’s, must-see message that pushes the boundaries of cheek w/ the taint-tinted tongue of Jon Lajoie. aRe U voting fOr supersilentlY&violentlY pre-prime-disposed-presidented-puppet-minister of the world this election? Yea or nay, please follow the ensuing instructions. Vote for: 1. Jon “TheNa... more >

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