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You won't believe what a dick Chris Meloni is in real life. Wake up, sheeple!!
Published March 26, 2014 88k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
Starring Chris Meloni
Featuring Bill Butler, Dan Klein, Emily Strachan, Nick Corirossi, James Mercado, and Mark Taormino
With Patricia Joma, Keoki Kekaula, Shadira Jefferson, Bridgett Luevanos, Lee Simonds, Julien Sierra, Mark Leland, Ngozi Messam, Willie Wright and Karen Wright
Writer: Emily Strachan
Director: Danny Jelinek
Producer: Katy Walker
Coordinator: Becca Scheuer
DP: Mike Karnell
AC: Justin Westfall
Gaffer: David Cronin
Key Grip: Carlos Chavez
Production Designer: Tricia Robertson
Art Assistant: Mike Robertson
Sound Mixer: Ryan Kaiser
HMU: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Wardrobe: Kelly Walker
PA: Andrew Grissom
Editor: Casey Donahue

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(MUSIC PLAYS)

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(CAMERA ASSISTANT): TAKE 1.

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(DIRECTOR): ALRIGHT, AND, ACTION.

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SWAB HIS OFFICES. I'M GOING
TO FOLLOW THE MONEY.

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(DIRECTOR): AND CUT.

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GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT...

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(MUSIC BY DROWNING POOL "BODIES")

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CHRIS, CHRIS, YOU HAVE A MOMENT?

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MR. MELONI, IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO
THE RUMOR THAT YOU ARE A BIG BULLY?

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IS THERE ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMOR
THAT YOU'RE A DICK?

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WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?

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I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB HERE, UH--

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YOU'RE DOING A PRETTY PISS POOR
JOB. IS THERE ANY RUMOR

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THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SEE A
DENTIST IF YOU KEEP ASKING

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STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT?

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DO YOU HAVE SMUDGY GLASSES, HUH?

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BLOG ABOUT THAT?

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MICROPHONE... (INAUDIBLE)

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YOU'RE LISTENING TO DEE-DEE AND
THE FLAME ON WQRV.

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WE ARE HERE WITH ACTOR CHRISTOPHER
MELONI.

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FOR SURE.

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TOTALLY.

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HOW ABOUT THAT?
IS THAT YOURS?

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DID MOM MAKE THAT?

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WAS THAT YOUR BAGEL? THAT WAS?
THAT WAS?

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HUH, YOU WANT TO SHARE...

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THIS IS GOOD! THAT'S REALLY GOOD.

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PO WAS AMAZING.
YOU KNOW, I GOT TO UH, KICK A LOT, AND

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HIT STUFF, AND YOU KNOW I JUST--
I LOVE TO KICK, AND HIT, AND

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YOU KNOW, HURT PEOPLE.

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I JUST... I LOVE TO KICK, AND HIT,
AND YOU KNOW, HURT PEOPLE.

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JUST THE BEST.

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C'MON, WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING.

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IS THAT CHRIS MELONI?

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MOVE!

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JESUS CHRIST.

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WHAT?

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-IT'S A ROAD!
-I'M GOING TO KICK THIS GUY'S ASS.

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OH REALLY.

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C'MON SWEETHEART.

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(HARD ROCK PLAYS)

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