Movie Mama Watches 'The Sandlot' For The First Time
MOVIE MAMA watches the cult classic 'To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar' for the first time along with her best friend Joel for Pride Month!
- June 27, 2018
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Starring: Tamara Yajia & Joel Burns
Director of Photography: Ryan Bender
Editor: Tamara Yajia
Assistant Editor: Paul Smith
Post Supervisor: Kia Reghabi
June 27, 2018
- I'm movie mama.
I'm movie mama.
This here is my best friend, Joel.
Today we'll be watching a movie he suggested,
I've never seen before.
- The most stunning you're gonna love it.
- What is it?
- "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything!", Julie Newmar.
- Ready or not, here comes mama.
- Do you love this movie already?
- She's a lady.
- She's a lady.
- That chiffon though.
- Silk taffeta.
Rupaul's in a Confederate Flag gown.
First of all, her name is Rachel Tension,
she's been lowered in from the ceiling,
- [Rupaul] We have a tie.
- My mom had a friend that looked just like this
when I was growing up.
Her name was Valerie Cooper.
She was Patrick Swayze in drag.
Valerie if you're out there, where are you Valerie?
- (gasps) Naomi Campbell.
- Naomi Campbell.
The most stunning Versace gown.
Oh, may he rest.
We've got to become drag queens and move to New York.
- That figure.
- She's been cinched.
- [Movie Character] To Wong Foo, thanks for everything
That's her mom, who won't speak to her anymore
because she's a drag queen.
- [Noxeema] When a gay man,
has way too much fashion sense for one gender,
he is a drag queen.
- A drag queen hen-nee.
- Oh my God.
I need to start wearing more--
- Those things, yeah.
I'm kind of turned on by him.
- Patrick Swayze?
As a woman.
- I like that these drag queens
are not afraid to go full swimwear.
- If I ever get that rich, I'm getting an indoor pool
before I get an outdoor pool, for sure.
- [Vida] Hand off my dick, buddy.
- Don't quote me.
- Oh my, deceased
- He's cute.
- That's the twin bro... you remember the twins
that were on "7th Heaven"?
I think that we need to start reading erotica to each other.
It feels like a lost art.
- Is that a--
- That's Stockard Channing's hus-bing, Stockard Channing's?
- Husbing? (laughs).
- Stockard Hubs-bing--
- Stotch-er, Stah-cker, Stah-cher (laughs).
Stah-kerd Chan-nin (laughs) Chan-nerd (laughs).
Chan-nerd sounds like a non-cancerous tumor.
I'm having a Chan-nerd removed this weekend.
- Kinda hot.
- That's Michael Vartan.
He was on Alias, he was in that Drew Barrymore,
"Never Been Kissed" movie.
Is this Noxzema's best look or her worst?
- Please, my thong is so far up my ass right now that it's
- The thong?
- About to come out of my mouth.
Well you wear those straps--
- Jock straps.
- They're like thongs but the opposite.
He looks like the ex-boyfriend of a friend of mine.
- Well I don't care.
- Oh my God
- He loves her.
- He met her 20 minutes ago.
- Let's move here.
Let's Google where this was filmed
and we'll pack our bags tonight.
- [Both Speak] And we'll read erotica the whole way.
Oh my God I love you.
The jeans on Bobby Lee though I think those feel right.
- That's what you've been trying to get me to buy.
- I want you in a high-waisted flair, you know?
This is a message of inspiration and power,
up-lifting, feel good.
Do you have some sort of facial hair growing? (laughs)
- [Blonde Woman] We all make strawberry pies you see
and we take 'em into the center of town,
then we eat the strawberry pies.
- Should we do this too?
I love the idea of having a festival revolving around pies.
- They look gorgeous.
(screams) I did it, so weird
- It was horrifying.
- Do you want to hear a horror story?
- My dad had awful hemorrhoids.
So, my dad is like, "I can't handle any more,
"I need to have them removed via surgery".
- A hemorrhoid surgery.
- Hemorrhoid surgery consists of someone
tying rubber bands around each hemorrhoid
and leaving them on until they suffocate
and turn blue and fall out.
I love boobies.
- Yours look great.
- Don't you ever wanna suck a booby?
These girls are giving us glam in the bedroom.
Princess Diana (laughs).
This drink tasted like goat cheese.
I could fart right now.
- Go for it, I don't care.
- Should I?
- Pause the movie (laughs).
- (singing) Kiss me. Kiss me.
- (singing) Kiss me. Kiss me.
Don't we feel like, in film, in cinema, in modern cinema,
we're not seeing enough penis?
I think of you as an angel.
- [Movie Character] I think of you as an angel.
- Yes Ms. Annie.
Bitch you don't know the words.
- I know the whole words, bitch.
- Asymmetrical gown strapless, shoulder-length, love.
- What'd you think about the movie?
- Number one, we've got to start reading erotica.
That's number two.
- Number three, this movie has got to be remade.
And happy pride.
- Thanks for watching (laughs)
(swooshes and squeaks)