Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco are so hot. They wanna li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes.
- March 08, 2011
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Dave Franco
Actor/Writer
Chris Mintz-Plasse
Actor
Brian McGinn
Director
Hunter Cope
Writer
BoTown Sound
Sound
Funny Or Die
Executive Producer
Shauna O'Toole
Makeup
Rod Blackhurst
Special Thanks
Ally Hord
Producer
You're So Hot
Series
Hall of Fame
ChannelStarring: Dave Franco & Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Director: Brian Mcginn
Writers: Hunter Cope, Dave Franco, Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Executive Producer: Mike Farah
Producer: Allison Hord
Cinematographer: Doug Chamberlain
Editor: Jay Davis
Special Thanks: Rod Blackhurst
Sound: Bo Town Sound/Ryan Knouf
Makeup/Hair: Shauna O'Toole
PA: Liz Lanteri
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March 08, 2011
Male Voice: (whispers) Exclusive.
Dave Franco: God, you are so hot. I wanna
strip you down butt ass
Dave Franco: naked, and literally cover
every single inch of your
Dave Franco: body with my tongue. I mean,
up and down, left and right,
Dave Franco: until you can't stand it
anymore. I mean your back is
Dave Franco: arched, you're clawing at my
chest panting in my ear just
Dave Franco: fuckin' begging for it.
Dave Franco: [Whispering] And then I enter you.
Dave Franco: And we both cum almost
instantaneously, in unison.
Dave Franco: And it's fucking epic.
[Music Playing]
Chris Mintz-Plasse: You're so hot, that I want to
drop my cum bombs into your
Chris Mintz-Plasse: ass trench, World War
Two style.
[Music Playing]
Dave Franco: You're so hot, I'm gonna jerk
you off into a Popsicle
Dave Franco: mold, and then I'm gonna
freeze the cum, and then I'm
Dave Franco: gonna deep throat that
cum-sicle. [Gagging Sounds]
Chris Mintz-Plasse: I wanna paint your tight
little asshole blue, and
Chris Mintz-Plasse: pretend like I'm
fuckin' your avatar.
Dave Franco: Oh man, you are so fuckin'
sizzling hot.
Dave Franco: I want Morgan Spurlock to
direct a documentary on my
Dave Franco: life, but instead of eating
McDonald's for thirty days
Dave Franco: straight, I'm gonna eat
your asshole.
[Music Playing]
[Deep Breath]
Chris Mintz-Plasse: You are so hot. I wanna go to
a Justin Bieber concert,
Chris Mintz-Plasse: right when he gets off stage
all sweaty like, I'm gonna
Chris Mintz-Plasse: steal him, take his precious
little head, shove it so far
Chris Mintz-Plasse: up your asshole that his lips
come straight up to your
Chris Mintz-Plasse: pee hole, so when I jerk you
off, as you're cumming, your
Chris Mintz-Plasse: pee hole's gonna sing to me.
Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Singing] Baby, baby,
baby cum, right...
Both Sing: [Singing] Baby, baby, baby cum.
Dave Franco: I fuckin' love that song.
Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] That's a fuckin'
number one.
Dave Franco: [Whispering] That's fuckin' sexy.
Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] Wait, wait, wait.
One second.
Dave Franco: [Whispering] Yeah, yeah.
Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] Your lips.
Dave Franco: [Whispering] Yeah, get me.
Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] Look chapped.
Dave Franco: [Whispering] Give me. Oh,
yeah, get that lip, get that,
Dave Franco: get that bottom lip.
Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] Okay, almost got it.
Dave Franco: [Whispering] Mm.
Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] Gotta get
the upper.
Dave Franco: [Whispering] Oh yeah, get
that upper deck.
Chris Mintz-Passe: [Whispering] Okay.
Dave Franco: [Whispering] Mm, get it.
Chris Mintz-Passe: [Whispering] That feel good?
Dave Franco: [Whispering] Mm. Wanna know
how fuckin hot you are?
Chris Mintz-Passe: [Whispering] Breath tastes.
Feel that?
Dave Franco: Yeah, you feel that shit?
Yeah, you wanna know how
Dave Franco: fuckin' hot you are?
Chris Mintz-Passe: [Whispering] Tell me how
hot I am.
Dave Franco: You're so hot, I wanna take
the extra foreskin of my
Dave Franco: uncircumcised cock.
Chris Mintz-Passe: That's my favorite part
about you.
Dave Franco: And I wanna stretch it, and
then I wanna press it like
Dave Franco: Silly Putty on a freshly
printed newspaper to extract
Dave Franco: the ink. And then I wanna
pull back, and I wanna have
Dave Franco: you read it back to me in
your best Ray Fine impersonation...
Dave Franco: [Laughs] Oh, ho ho!
[Bells Ring and Crowd Cheers]
Chris Mintz-Passe: Mm. Good match.
Chris Mintz-Passe: Dude, your foreskin is
touching my butt.