You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco

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  • Dave Franco

  • Actor/Writer
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  • Chris Mintz-Plasse

  • Actor
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  • Brian McGinn

  • Director
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  • Hunter Cope

  • Writer
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  • BoTown Sound

  • Sound
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  • Funny Or Die

  • Executive Producer
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  • Shauna O'Toole

  • Makeup
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  • Rod Blackhurst

  • Special Thanks
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  • Ally Hord

  • Producer
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  • You're So Hot

  • Series

Dave Franco: God, you are so hot. I wanna strip you down butt a*s naked, and literally cover every single inch of your body with my tongue. I mean, up and down, left and right, until you can't stand it anymore. I mean your back is arched, you're clawing at my chest panting in my ear just fu**in begging for it. [Whispering] And then I enter you. [End Whispering] And we both cum almost instantaneously, in unison. And it's fu**ing epic.

[Music Playing]

Chris Mintz-Plasse: You're so hot, that I want to drop my cum bombs into your a*s trench, World War Two style.

[Music Playing]

Dave Franco: You're so hot, I'm gonna jerk you off into a Popsicle mold, and then I'm gonna freeze the cum, and then I'm gonna deep throat that cum-sicle. [Gagging Sounds]

Chris Mintz-Plasse: I wanna paint your tight little a*shole blue, and pretend like I'm fu**in' your avatar.

Dave Franco: Oh man, you are so fu**in' sizzling hot. I want Morgan Spurlock to direct a documentary on my life, but instead of eating McDonald's for thirty days straight, I'm gonna eat your a*shole.

[Music Playing]

Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Deep Breath] You are so hot. I wanna go to a Justin Bieber concert, right when he gets off stage all sweaty like, I'm gonna steal him, take his precious little head, shove it so far up your a*shole that his lips come straight up to your pee hole, so when I jerk you off, as you're cumming, your pee hole's gonna sing to me. [Singing] Baby, baby, baby cum, right...

Both Sing: [Singing] Baby, baby, baby cum.

Dave Franco: I fu**in' love that song.

Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] That's a fu**in' number one.

Dave Franco: [Whispering] That's fu**in' sexy.

Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] Wait, wait, wait. One second.

Dave Franco: [Whispering] Yeah, yeah.

Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] Your lips.

Dave Franco: [Whispering] Yeah, get me.

Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] Look chapped.

Dave Franco: [Whispering] Give me. Oh, yeah, get that lip, get that, get that bottom lip.

Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] Okay, almost got it.

Dave Franco: [Whispering] Mm.

Chris Mintz-Plasse: [Whispering] Gotta get the upper.

Dave Franco: [Whispering] Oh yeah, get that upper deck.

Chris Mintz-Passe: [Whispering] Okay.

Dave Franco: [Whispering] Mm, get it.

Chris Mintz-Passe: [Whispering] That feel good?

Dave Franco: [Whispering] Mm. Wanna know how fu**in hot you are?

Chris Mintz-Passe: [Whispering] Breath tastes. Feel that?

Dave Franco: Yeah, you feel that sh**? Yeah, you wanna know how fu**in' hot you are?

Chris Mintz-Passe: [Whispering] Tell me how hot I am.

Dave Franco: You're so hot, I wanna take the extra foreskin of my uncircumcised c*ck.

Chris Mintz-Passe: That's my favorite part about you.

Dave Franco: And I wanna stretch it, and then I wanna press it like Silly Putty on a freshly printed newspaper to extract the ink. And then I wanna pull back, and I wanna have you read it back to me in your best Ray Fine impersonation...

Chris Mintz-Passe: [Choking Sounds]

Dave Franco: [Laughs] Oh, ho ho!

[Bells Ring]

[Crowd Cheering]

Chris Mintz-Passe: Mm. Good match.

Chris Mintz-Passe: Dude, your foreskin is touching my butt.