You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco

Actor/Writer

Dave Franco

Actor

chrismintzplasse

Director

Brian McGinn

Writer

Hunter Cope

Sound

BoTown Sound

Executive Producer

Funny Or Die

Makeup

Shauna O'Toole

Special Thanks

Rod Blackhurst

Producer

Ally Hord

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WEBVTT 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:41.000 <v Dave Franco> God, you are so hot. I wanna strip you down butt a*s naked, and literally cover every single inch of your body with my tongue. I mean, up and down, left and right, until you can't stand it anymore. I mean your back is arched, you're clawing at my chest panting in my ear just fu**in begging for it. [Whispering] And then I enter you. [End Whispering] And we both cum almost instantaneously, in unison. And it's fu**ing epic. 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:58.000 [Music Playing] 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:05.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> You're so hot, that I want to drop my cum bombs into your a*s trench, World War Two style. 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:11.000 [Music Playing] 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:25.000 <v Dave Franco> You're so hot, I'm gonna jerk you off into a Popsicle mold, and then I'm gonna freeze the cum, and then I'm gonna deep throat that cum-sicle. [Gagging Sounds] 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:31.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> I wanna paint your tight little a*shole blue, and pretend like I'm fu**in' your avatar. 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:43.000 <v Dave Franco> Oh man, you are so fu**in' sizzling hot. I want Morgan Spurlock to direct a documentary on my life, but instead of eating McDonald's for thirty days straight, I'm gonna eat your a*shole. 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:50.000 [Music Playing] 00:01:51.000 --> 00:02:16.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Deep Breath] You are so hot. I wanna go to a Justin Bieber concert, right when he gets off stage all sweaty like, I'm gonna steal him, take his precious little head, shove it so far up your a*shole that his lips come straight up to your pee hole, so when I jerk you off, as you're cumming, your pee hole's gonna sing to me. [Singing] Baby, baby, baby cum, right... 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:19.000 <v Both Sing> [Singing] Baby, baby, baby cum. 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:21.000 <v Dave Franco> I fu**in' love that song. 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:24.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] That's a fu**in' number one. 00:02:24.000 --> 00:02:25.000 <v Dave Franco> [Whispering] That's fu**in' sexy. 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:28.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] Wait, wait, wait. One second. 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:29.000 <v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Yeah, yeah. 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:30.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] Your lips. 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:31.000 <v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Yeah, get me. 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:32.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] Look chapped. 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:33.000 <v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Give me. Oh, yeah, get that lip, get that, get that bottom lip. 00:02:33.000 --> 00:02:34.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] Okay, almost got it. 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:35.000 <v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Mm. 00:02:35.000 --> 00:02:36.000 <v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] Gotta get the upper. 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:37.000 <v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Oh yeah, get that upper deck. 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:38.000 <v Chris Mintz-Passe> [Whispering] Okay. 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:39.000 <v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Mm, get it. 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:40.000 <v Chris Mintz-Passe> [Whispering] That feel good? 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:41.000 <v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Mm. Wanna know how fu**in hot you are? 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.000 <v Chris Mintz-Passe> [Whispering] Breath tastes. Feel that? 00:02:44.000 --> 00:02:45.000 <v Dave Franco> Yeah, you feel that sh**? Yeah, you wanna know how fu**in' hot you are? 00:02:46.000 --> 00:02:48.000 <v Chris Mintz-Passe> [Whispering] Tell me how hot I am. 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:53.000 <v Dave Franco> You're so hot, I wanna take the extra foreskin of my uncircumcised c*ck. 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:55.000 <v Chris Mintz-Passe> That's my favorite part about you. 00:02:55.000 --> 00:03:14.000 <v Dave Franco> And I wanna stretch it, and then I wanna press it like Silly Putty on a freshly printed newspaper to extract the ink. And then I wanna pull back, and I wanna have you read it back to me in your best Ray Fine impersonation... 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:16.000 <v Chris Mintz-Passe> [Choking Sounds] 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:17.000 <v Dave Franco> [Laughs] Oh, ho ho! 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:19.000 [Bells Ring] 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:22.000 [Crowd Cheering] 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:25.000 <v Chris Mintz-Passe> Mm. Good match. 00:03:27.000 --> 00:03:31.000 <v Chris Mintz-Passe> Dude, your foreskin is touching my butt.