You're So Hot with Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco
Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco are so hot. They wanna li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes.
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Dave Franco
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Actor
Christopher Mintz Plasse
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Director
Brian McGinn
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Writer
Hunter Cope
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Sound
BoTown Sound
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Executive Producer
Funny Or Die
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Makeup
Shauna O'Toole
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Special Thanks
Rod Blackhurst
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Producer
Ally Hord
Additional Credits:
Starring: Dave Franco & Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Director: Brian Mcginn
Writers: Hunter Cope, Dave Franco, Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Executive Producer: Mike Farah
Producer: Allison Hord
Cinematographer: Doug Chamberlain
Editor: Jay Davis
Special Thanks: Rod Blackhurst
Sound: Bo Town Sound/Ryan Knouf
Makeup/Hair: Shauna O'Toole
PA: Liz Lanteri
Starring: Dave Franco & Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Director: Brian Mcginn
Writers: Hunter Cope, Dave Franco, Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Executive Producer: Mike Farah
Producer: Allison Hord
Cinematographer: Doug Chamberlain
Editor: Jay Davis
Special Thanks: Rod Blackhurst
Sound: Bo Town Sound/Ryan Knouf
Makeup/Hair: Shauna O'Toole
PA: Liz Lanteri
Added about 1 year ago
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Chris Mintz-Plasse and Dave Franco are so hot. They wanna li-li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes.
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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<v Dave Franco> God, you are so hot. I wanna strip you down butt a*s naked, and literally cover every single inch of your body with my tongue. I mean, up and down, left and right, until you can't stand it anymore. I mean your back is arched, you're clawing at my chest panting in my ear just fu**in begging for it. [Whispering] And then I enter you. [End Whispering] And we both cum almost instantaneously, in unison. And it's fu**ing epic.
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[Music Playing]
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<v Chris Mintz-Plasse> You're so hot, that I want to drop my cum bombs into your a*s trench, World War Two style.
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[Music Playing]
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<v Dave Franco> You're so hot, I'm gonna jerk you off into a Popsicle mold, and then I'm gonna freeze the cum, and then I'm gonna deep throat that cum-sicle. [Gagging Sounds]
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<v Chris Mintz-Plasse> I wanna paint your tight little a*shole blue, and pretend like I'm fu**in' your avatar.
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<v Dave Franco> Oh man, you are so fu**in' sizzling hot. I want Morgan Spurlock to direct a documentary on my life, but instead of eating McDonald's for thirty days straight, I'm gonna eat your a*shole.
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[Music Playing]
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<v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Deep Breath] You are so hot. I wanna go to a Justin Bieber concert, right when he gets off stage all sweaty like, I'm gonna steal him, take his precious little head, shove it so far up your a*shole that his lips come straight up to your pee hole, so when I jerk you off, as you're cumming, your pee hole's gonna sing to me. [Singing] Baby, baby, baby cum, right...
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<v Both Sing> [Singing] Baby, baby, baby cum.
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<v Dave Franco> I fu**in' love that song.
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<v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] That's a fu**in' number one.
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<v Dave Franco> [Whispering] That's fu**in' sexy.
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<v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] Wait, wait, wait. One second.
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<v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Yeah, yeah.
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<v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] Your lips.
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<v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Yeah, get me.
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<v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] Look chapped.
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<v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Give me. Oh, yeah, get that lip, get that, get that bottom lip.
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<v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] Okay, almost got it.
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<v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Mm.
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<v Chris Mintz-Plasse> [Whispering] Gotta get the upper.
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<v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Oh yeah, get that upper deck.
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<v Chris Mintz-Passe> [Whispering] Okay.
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<v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Mm, get it.
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<v Chris Mintz-Passe> [Whispering] That feel good?
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<v Dave Franco> [Whispering] Mm. Wanna know how fu**in hot you are?
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<v Chris Mintz-Passe> [Whispering] Breath tastes. Feel that?
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<v Dave Franco> Yeah, you feel that sh**? Yeah, you wanna know how fu**in' hot you are?
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<v Chris Mintz-Passe> [Whispering] Tell me how hot I am.
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<v Dave Franco> You're so hot, I wanna take the extra foreskin of my uncircumcised c*ck.
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<v Chris Mintz-Passe> That's my favorite part about you.
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<v Dave Franco> And I wanna stretch it, and then I wanna press it like Silly Putty on a freshly printed newspaper to extract the ink. And then I wanna pull back, and I wanna have you read it back to me in your best Ray Fine impersonation...
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<v Chris Mintz-Passe> [Choking Sounds]
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<v Dave Franco> [Laughs] Oh, ho ho!
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[Bells Ring]
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[Crowd Cheering]
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<v Chris Mintz-Passe> Mm. Good match.
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<v Chris Mintz-Passe> Dude, your foreskin is touching my butt.
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