Dating in the 21st century is hard, but swiping right is easy!

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[iPhone Texting Sound]
Uh...
Is that? Why?
Oh.
Hot.
Nope.
Maybe.
Uck.
Douchebag.
Weirdo.
Gross.
Seriously?
Uh.
Dudes on Tinder is
abysmal right now.
I know.
Hey, have you guys tried Oil and Vinegar?
I've heard some good things.
Didn't really gel for me.
What about How About We
Eat Salad. It's where you toss
your own virtual salad, and
when somebody else tosses the
same salad, they throw you
a personal pizza party.
Hey.
How does that make sense?
Oh, what about Crapshoot?
It matches you within a 100 foot
radius who's name starts with
the same letter as yours.
Or triple shot, double pump,
no foam, vanilla latte meets
lightly toasted, almond
flowered cheese croissant.
It's for anal retentive,
gluten sensitive, workaholics,
who live on the West Side.
I live in Silver Lake.
Excuse me ladies.
OkSatan.
Or OkSultans.
Stumble. Where they throw IRL
singles mixers for clumsy people.
I've tried them all.
I Give Up?
Well, hang in there girl.
No-no-no. It's like a site
for really, really desperate people.
Has a Pulse.
Ball-and-Socket. It's like
Hinge, only for S and M.
Listen ladies, I'm looking
for a date tonight,
um, actually in Paris for a
work function followed by
a boat ride down the Seine.
Plenty of Squid.
Freeze'em Finder.
Single Milfs?
Crushing Puss.
Uh-uh. She's
allergic to cats.
Finger in the Butt.
That was good,
but I've tried all of those.
Man, it's really hard to meet
someone these days.
Hey...
I just wish there was an
easier way to meet a buff,
sandy haired, blue eyed
Australian firefighter who
loves golden retrievers.
Um, you just literally described me.
[iPhone Texting Sound]
Ooh. Tinder just got
some new uploads.
Oh sweet!
Might as well keep trying.
Okay, well, never mind.
Ooh look.
Yes!
Sweet.
♪ [Music] ♪

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