Big Sean has a serious problem in the bedroom.
Published February 25, 2015 190k views More Info »
Additional Credits
Additional Credits:
CAST & CREW:
Big Sean: himself
Director/Writer: Allan McLeod
Producer: Dan Bernstein
Executive Producer: Ben Sheehan
Editor Brad Schulz
DP: Richard Card
Key Grip: Nick Bodkin
Gaffer: Derek J. Vass
Grip: Dillon Durant
Swing: Dom D'Astice
Production Design: Tricia Robertson
Wardrobe: Jordy Scheinberg
Hair / MU: Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound Mixer: Chris Bennett for BoTown Sound
PA: Josh Stoebner
PA: Matt Hielsberg
PA: Annalise Tahran

(string instrumental plays)
(MALE VOICE): I WISH I COULD TELL YOU THIS IS A SEX TAPE, BUT IT'S NOT.
HELLO I'M BIG SEAN, AND IT'S TIME FOR ME TO COME CLEAN ABOUT SOMETHING I'VE
BEEN HIDING FROM THE WORLD FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
I CAN'T YAWN.
MOST PEOPLE YAWN WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, BUT ME I CRY.
SCIENTISTS DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHY WE YAWN, I MEAN, WHY ALL OF YOU YAWN, AS
I'VE STATED, I CANNOT.
YOU MAY THINK THAT WAS A YAWN, BUT IT'S JUST A LIE.
IT'S NOT THAT I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP, IT'S JUST THAT I CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW
I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP, UNLESS I LIKE TELL THEM, OR JUST GO TO SLEEP, WHICH IS RUDE.
IT DOESN'T HELP AT ALL THAT MY NAME BIG SEAN RHYMES WITH WHAT I WANT MOST
IN THE WORLD, A BIG YAWN.
I TRIED EVERYTHING, WATCHING THE SHAKERS ON PBS, COUNTING SHEEP...I EVEN TRIED
LISTENING TO YANNI, BUT IT WASN'T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS.
SOMETIMES I'LL JUST STARE AT THE STATIC ON TV FOR HOURS, UNTIL I THINK I SEE A POLTERGEIST.
THAT'S NOT A POLTERGEIST.
BUT NOTHING TRIGGERS THAT ALLUSIVE YAWN.
HERE'S A NOT SO FUN FACT, I DON'T FUCK WITH YOU WAS ORIGINALLY TITLED,
I DON'T FUCK WITH YAWNS, BUT THAT TITLE IS JUST TOO PERSONAL.
YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE START YAWNING AND THEN IT BECOMES CONTAGIOUS, AND
EVERYONE AROUND YOU STARTS YAWNING? WELL I'M IMMUNE TO CONTAGIOUS YAWNS.
I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME ABOUT EBOLA.
I MAY APPEAR TO BE YAWNING BUT I'M REALLY JUST CATCHING A SKITTLE IN MY MOUTH.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR SYMPATHY. I JUST WANTED TO LET THE WORLD KNOW I CAN'T YAWN.
SO IF YOU SEE ME AND YOU HAVE A NATURAL CURIOSITY ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THAT I'M
TIRED, JUST ASK ME AND I WILL APPRECIATE THAT, AND I'LL PROBABLY TELL YOU "YES, I'M TIRED",
UNLESS IT'S LIKE MIDDAY, OR EARLY AFTERNOON, OR YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I'M USUALLY LIKE PRETTY MUCH
WIDE AWAKE THEN, BUT YEAH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

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