Dr. Salzhauer Performs Plastic Surgery on Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" If I Was Your SURGEON [Parody]
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Share this video on your Facebook Wall, Twitter, Website or Blog to get FREE Botox from Dr. Salzhauer at Bal Harbour Plastic Surgery Associates.
TO GET FREE BOTOX:
1) POST THIS VIDEO TO FACEBOOK, BLOG OR TWITTER
2) GET 5 SHARES OR RE-TWEETS
3) PRINT OUT SCREENSHOT OF FB WALL, BLOG OR TWITTER ACCOUNT
4) CALL (305) 861-8266 make appointment (bring screenshot or smartphone as proof) 5) GET ONE AREA (12 Units of Botox) FREE, no strings attached. ($325 Value)
Michael Salzhauer, MD FACS
Bal Harbour Plastic Surgery Associates
Miami, Florida
(305) 861-8266
Follow me at: @Balbody
#JustinBieber #Botox #Salzhauer #DrSchnoz #Miami #Comedy #Parody #Video #PlasticSurgery #NoseJob
Special thanks to Michael Dezer at The Dezer Collection for allowing me to use his awesome car collection. Check it out!
http://www.dezercollection.com/
(c) 2012 Lyrics and Vocals by Michael Salzhauer, MD FACS
Recorded by Mixmaster Swaggy DJ Lucas Sommer at The Swag Shack Studio
Video Directed By Jose "Swagberg" Larotta
http://www.balharboursurgery.com
LYRICS:
If I was your surgeon
I'd never let you go
I can make your face
Look like it never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know
I got sutures in my hands
That I'd really like to sew
Shape, Shape Shape on you!
Suckin' out your fat caus'a Chocolate Fondue
I don't eat Triple Whoppers but I see that you do!
So say hello anesthesia in three two
I'll let you eat, everything you want
Hey girl, let me suction you.
If I was your surgeon.
I'd never let you go,
Keep you looking hot girl
Like a Barbie Doll
I can give you implants
Look like Megan Fox
If I was your surgeon
Never let you go
Never let age show
Tell me what you like yeah
Tell me what you don't
I could give your Nip/Tuck Rear
Fly across your globes
Don't ever need to diet yeah
You already know
I am ma a make you size zero
Like Victoria' Secret show
Surgeon Surgeon
I could be your surgeon
I could be your surgeon until the freaking world ends
Suck your fat do a spin and a twirl
And a knife goin crazy on that hook
Like a whirlwind
SAGGY!!
I'd let you eat, everything you want
Hey girl, let me suction you.
If I was your surgeon.
Never let you go,
Keep you looking hot girl
Like a Barbie Doll
I can give you Botox,
Look like Megan Fox
If I was you surgeon
Never let you go,
Never let fat show.
So give me consent
That's all I need girl
Spend a week wit your boy
You'll be calling me your surgeon
If I was your man
I'd never scar you girl
I just want to cut
And treat you right.
If I was your surgeon.
Never let you go,
Keep you looking hot girl
Like a Barbie Doll
I can give you implants
Look like Megan Fox
If I was you surgeon
Never let you go,
Never let age show...
Na na na na na na yeah GIRL!!
Na na na na na na If I was your Surgeon...
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Visit us at: http://bit.ly/KsGMYR
Share this video on your Facebook Wall, Twitter, Website or Blog to get FREE Botox from Dr. Salzhauer at Bal Harbour Plastic Surgery Associates.
TO GET FREE BOTOX:
1) POST THIS VIDEO TO FACEBOOK, BLOG OR TWITTER
2) GET 5 SHARES OR RE-TWEETS
3) PRINT OUT SCREENSHOT OF FB WALL, BLOG OR TWITTER ACCOUNT
4) CALL (305) 861-8266 make appointment (bring screenshot or smartphone as proof) 5) GET ONE AREA (12 Units of Botox) FREE, no strings attached. ($325 Value)
Michael Salzhauer, MD FACS
Bal Harbour Plastic Surgery Associates
Miami, Florida
(305) 861-8266
Follow me at: @Balbody
#JustinBieber #Botox #Salzhauer #DrSchnoz #Miami #Comedy #Parody #Video #PlasticSurgery #NoseJob
Special thanks to Michael Dezer at The Dezer Collection for allowing me to use his awesome car collection. Check it out!
http://www.dezercollection.com/
(c) 2012 Lyrics and Vocals by Michael Salzhauer, MD FACS
Recorded by Mixmaster Swaggy DJ Lucas Sommer at The Swag Shack Studio
Video Directed By Jose "Swagberg" Larotta
http://www.balharboursurgery.com
LYRICS:
If I was your surgeon
I'd never let you go
I can make your face
Look like it never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know
I got sutures in my hands
That I'd really like to sew
Shape, Shape Shape on you!
Suckin' out your fat caus'a Chocolate Fondue
I don't eat Triple Whoppers but I see that you do!
So say hello anesthesia in three two
I'll let you eat, everything you want
Hey girl, let me suction you.
If I was your surgeon.
I'd never let you go,
Keep you looking hot girl
Like a Barbie Doll
I can give you implants
Look like Megan Fox
If I was your surgeon
Never let you go
Never let age show
Tell me what you like yeah
Tell me what you don't
I could give your Nip/Tuck Rear
Fly across your globes
Don't ever need to diet yeah
You already know
I am ma a make you size zero
Like Victoria' Secret show
Surgeon Surgeon
I could be your surgeon
I could be your surgeon until the freaking world ends
Suck your fat do a spin and a twirl
And a knife goin crazy on that hook
Like a whirlwind
SAGGY!!
I'd let you eat, everything you want
Hey girl, let me suction you.
If I was your surgeon.
Never let you go,
Keep you looking hot girl
Like a Barbie Doll
I can give you Botox,
Look like Megan Fox
If I was you surgeon
Never let you go,
Never let fat show.
So give me consent
That's all I need girl
Spend a week wit your boy
You'll be calling me your surgeon
If I was your man
I'd never scar you girl
I just want to cut
And treat you right.
If I was your surgeon.
Never let you go,
Keep you looking hot girl
Like a Barbie Doll
I can give you implants
Look like Megan Fox
If I was you surgeon
Never let you go,
Never let age show...
Na na na na na na yeah GIRL!!
Na na na na na na If I was your Surgeon...
Etc... :)
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Patience is overrated...
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