- July 17, 2015
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Rebecca Hall: herself
Writer: LP and Fran Gillespie
Producer: Dan Bernstein
Producer: Ben Sheehan
DP: Matt Sweeney
Sound: Mike Robertson
Editor: Marty Cramer
Special Thanks: Bryna Rifkin
July 17, 2015
Rebecca Hall: So if you haven't already heard, Louis Tomlinson is a...
he's going to be a dad.
That means that he had sex with someone, and it wasn't any of us.
When you dedicate yourself to a band, when you call yourself an adult directioner, you never
expect something like this to happen.
And what about the band?
They'll say, they'll stay together, Harry, Horan, and Liam can be the fun uncles.
You can't be in a boy band if you're a dad.
Do we call him dad now?
Sorry I'm late, dad.
Please don't dance like that, dad.
Nice clothes, dad.
I hate it.
Louie will always be apart of the band, and now his baby...
His baby will be apart of the band too.
I mean maybe the baby can replace Zayn.
No one can replace Zayn.
I'm going to be honest, I wanted that Larry thing to be true. I don't think there's
any shame in that. Louis and Harry a couple, I think that's hot. They should
still do that if they're curious.
That's hot. They're hot.
Can they still be a boy band?
Will they become a, like a baby band?
And what if he has a boy? Then we have a baby boy band, and that's a hybrid, technically.
I mean so what if I'm not the one having his baby. T-that's really fine, and everything, but...
So Louis if you're watching this...
I get it. You're a grown up, an adult, like me. So I'm going to have to be honest.
Babies aren't that great.