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If I Were A Bond Girl

Los Angeles spoken word artist Rich Ferguson ponders life as 007's femme fatale.

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Categories: Clean Comedy Music Parody

Keywords: If I Bond Girl Los Angeles spoken word artist Rich Ferguson James Bond girl 007 chris burdick erin tylski alexis salonen guns girls gogo dancer thunderball moonraker octopussy goldfinger

Credits: Words/Wannabe Bond Girl: Rich Ferguson
Bond Girl/Bond: Erin Tylski
Bond Girl/Pussycat Dancer: Alexis Salonen
Director: Chris Burdick
Assistant Director: Anthony Forzaglia

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