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If you refuse, he'll haunt your prostate.
Published November 17, 2011 1.8m views Immortal More Info ยป
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Published November 17, 2011

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(theme music)

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Ron: A lot of people say I kind
of wish you were less coocoo.

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A pretty, a pretty, a pretty goose for you

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and a pretty racing car.

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Everyone wants to do it and not
think about the bad feces pudding.

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What if the world said, "Nye,
nye, nye-nye," like a parrot

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or if a baby got two knick knacks
up her sleeve and scream mahalo.

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I helped a fuzzy dude cut a piece of fruit

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and when he was chewing on it, I
mushed it and called an ambulance.

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White men criticize
black people over pagers

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and Mexicans will take shoes.

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You can give me money
and I'll go make the zoo.

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I've got many fake books since I'm
a leprechaun farmer who's a gambler.

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[Who] hot cherry soda.
(laughs)

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I didn't run away, I got a
sandwich and you love it.

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I'm Ron Paul.

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Everything's blue baby,
quick want you to hide me.

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The Hawaiians think people are
idiots because we serve peach cobbler

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and we do it all and spit cup.

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I needed more money in layers of LL Bean.

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And noon on Wednesday, I'm going to be
leaving a watermelon pineapple treasure

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inside of Liam Neeson.

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He's the one with cooked fish allergies.

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Give me Vaseline when I'm
having this boring x-rays.

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if you refuse, I'll hunt your prostate.

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(clapping)

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Bam! That spirit really wants
to tap into my whiffle wine.

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Let's all pour lotion on the
person who thinks I'm an ass.

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We should pick take their wig off.

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(clapping)

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I have a lot of people,
I still drive an SUV.

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I will ride the lightning, it happened
to my kitty and Elvis was part of it.

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Life is murder and you're
forced to fight the war.

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You're a pony and you want this cookie
and yet you can't think straight.

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Bring on the steamed croutons.

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I love dishwashers and if
one of my spoon got left

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then find the big ape who did it.

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The hardest part is to
shoot Ramon, I know it.

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Dude said have some brusky in the
freaking those are awesome, more like it.

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Free bananas.

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Well never mind.

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(theme music)

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