Megan Mullally & Nick Offerman Rap About Dicks
Think Outside The Box
- September 10, 2009
- 1.1m Views
Written & Performed by DJ Lubel www.DJLubel.com
Directed by Bob McKeon www.bob-mckeon.com
Produced by Jake Avnet
DJ Lubel www.facebook.com/djlubelofficial
Taryn Southern www.taryn-southern.com
Track Produced by
Will Forbes/Arkatone Music
September 10, 2009
The video opens with a shot of DJ Lubel sitting on beach. There are storm clouds overhead. DJ Lubel stares out over the ocean. Scott Baio walks up to DJ Lubel and sits down.
Scott Baio: Hey champ, why the long face?
DJ Lubel: I don't know Scott Baio. I really screwed up last night.
Scott Baio: Come on, talk to me. Tell me what happened.
DJ Lubel: Alright. I'll try.
The scene fades to DJ Lubel and Taryn Southern out on a date.
DJ Lubel (singing): I took her on a date, it seemed so bright. I knew I would not need my youporn tonight. We go to her place and we fool around. We throw all our clothes, to the ground.
The scene cuts to DJ Lubel and Taryn Southern at a house.. DJ Lubel tears off his shirt. The scene then cuts to DJ Lubel and Taryn Southern in bed.
DJ Lubel (singing): We begin as she turns out the lights. I start to feel something so very extra tight. I hear her cry and I see her frown. I look at the condom. It is all brown.
The shot cuts to DJ Lubel standing by giant letters that read WRONG HOLE.
DJ Lubel (singing): Last night, ooh, I stuck it in the wrong hole.
The shot cuts to Scott Baio who has a look of dawning realization. The shot then cuts to DJ Lubel alone.
DJ Lubel: I'm sorry, ooh, from the bottom of my soul.
The shot cuts to DJ Lubel scrubbing himself in a tub and then falling to his knees on the beach.
DJ Lubel: Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole.
There is a short, guitar solo.
The shot cuts to DJ Lubel and Taryn Southern in the house. She throws his clothes at him and throws him out of the house.
DJ Lubel: Try some Preparation H, it'll make you feel better. In my defense those holes are so close together. Oh baby, baby don't feel defiled. It's a common accident during doggy style.
The shot cuts to Scott Baio, who looks at the camera and raises an eyebrow. The shot then cuts to Taryn Southern giving a presentation. DJ Lubel appears on the presentation screen.
DJ Lubel: It was so dark, I couldn't see so good.
Taryn Southern leaves and goes to the bathroom to find DJ Lubel waiting. She then goes to the elevator, where he is waiting.
DJ Lubel: I had no idea where I put my wood. I want to make things better, want to make it alright. If you want you can put on strap-on and give back to me all night. (speaking to another passenger) I'd rather if she didn't. (singing) Last night, ooh, I stuck it in the wrong hole. I'm so sorry, ooh, from the bottom of my soul.
The shot cuts to Taryn Southern in bed alone, with DJ Lubel singing to her from afar.
I never ever want to make you feel hurting. I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting. Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause. Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ. Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix. From the way you are walking, you can compete in the Special Olympics. If this was Alabama, we would be on trial. That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child.
The shot cuts back to the beach. Taryn Southern touches DJ Lubel on the shoulder.
Taryn Southern (singing): I've got a confession and I think you won't mind. I kind of liked when you put it in my behind.
DJ Lubel: I don't know baby. I'm no sodomite.
Taryn Southern (singing): Can't we just try it again, tonight.
DJ Lubel looks at Scott Baio who nod yes.
DJ Lubel (speaking): Alright.
The shot cuts to DJ Lubel and Taryn Southern walking toward the house apparently after a wedding.
DJ Lubel (singing): Every night, ooh, I stick it in the wrong hole. It's so much fun...
DJ Lubel and Taryn Southern (singing together): And we don't need no birth control.
DJ Lubel (singing): When we stick it in the wrong hole.
Scott Baio appears as a giant ghostlike figure over the house. He claps for DJ Lubel and Taryn Southern.
DJ Lubel (singing): I stuck it in your ass.
The shot cuts back to the beach, at sunset. Giant letters laid out on the beach read WRONG HOLE.