"Still not getting on that motherfu$%ing boat" w/ T-Pain & Andy Samberg
Andy sings in Auto-Tune to a hermit crab on an iPhone and then calls T-Pain to discuss boating and scones. PS - This was a real phone call that was re-enacted by the actual participants... more »
Andy sings in Auto-Tune to a hermit crab on an iPhone and then calls T-Pain to discuss boating and scones.
PS - This was a real phone call that was re-enacted by the actual participants of the original phone call simply for your enjoyment, so yea, there.
and check out more stuff @ http://www.IAmT-Pain.com « less
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Andy Samberg
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Directed by ME and YOU
Written by Adam Lowitt & Dan Roof
Directed by ME and YOU
Written by Adam Lowitt & Dan Roof
Added over 2 years ago
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Andy sings in Auto-Tune to a hermit crab on an iPhone and then calls T-Pain to discuss boating and scones.
PS - This was a real phone call that was re-enacted by the actual participants of the original phone call simply for your enjoyment, so yea, there.
and check out more stuff @ http://www.IAmT-Pain.com
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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The shot opens with Andy Samberg sitting on a couch in a living room.
There is coffee table in front of him with a small, hermit crab on it.
Andy Samberg is singing into Auto-Tune.
Andy Samberg (singing): Oh Hermie, you are my number one hermit crab. Oh
you make me feel so special.
The shot cuts to close up of the hermit crab. Andy Samberg's phone rings
and he stops singing. The shot cuts back to Andy Samberg who turns his
phone to look at the caller. He takes the call.
Andy Samberg: What's up rapper turned singer T-Pain?
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: Were you singing to that damn crab, again.
The shot cuts back to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: You always assume that. Ha, ha. One time man.
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: I saw you called me.
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: Yeah man. Me and Hermie were just messing with your I am
T-Pain app. It's pretty bonkers.
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: Hold on. I got my own iPhone app.
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg, who looks confused.
Andy Samberg: You've never heard of your own iPhone app?
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: No.
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: Oh, you are a rascal.
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: You're the rascal.
T-Pain and Andy Samberg laugh.
T-Pain: So, what's up?
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: So listen, I think Jorm's still kind PO'd about getting
left off the boat. I was thinking we could do something nice. Make it up
to him.
The shot cuts to the hermit crab then to T-Pain.
T-Pain: Uh, like a pedicure or something? Or some scones or something?
The shot cuts back to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: Yes. Maybe like blueberry scones.
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: Whatever. Just figure it out.
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: Well, tell you this much. Scones or no scone, he's never
gonna get on that motherfucking boat.
Andy Samberg and T-Pain begin to laugh hysterically.
Andy Samberg: From the...
T-Pain: from the chorus.
T-Pain sings a little bit and looks gleeful.
Andy Samberg: From the song Pain. From our song, that we did together.
The shot cuts to T-Pain, who abruptly stops laughing.
T-Pain: Alright, bye.
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: Alright, man, one.
The shot cuts to an animation of water and a boat.
T-Pain: Get on that boat with the I am T-Pain iPhone app. On sale now in
the iTune App store.
More animation promoting the app is shown, followed by the website
address IamT-Pain.com.
The video fades to black.
There is coffee table in front of him with a small, hermit crab on it.
Andy Samberg is singing into Auto-Tune.
Andy Samberg (singing): Oh Hermie, you are my number one hermit crab. Oh
you make me feel so special.
The shot cuts to close up of the hermit crab. Andy Samberg's phone rings
and he stops singing. The shot cuts back to Andy Samberg who turns his
phone to look at the caller. He takes the call.
Andy Samberg: What's up rapper turned singer T-Pain?
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: Were you singing to that damn crab, again.
The shot cuts back to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: You always assume that. Ha, ha. One time man.
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: I saw you called me.
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: Yeah man. Me and Hermie were just messing with your I am
T-Pain app. It's pretty bonkers.
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: Hold on. I got my own iPhone app.
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg, who looks confused.
Andy Samberg: You've never heard of your own iPhone app?
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: No.
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: Oh, you are a rascal.
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: You're the rascal.
T-Pain and Andy Samberg laugh.
T-Pain: So, what's up?
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: So listen, I think Jorm's still kind PO'd about getting
left off the boat. I was thinking we could do something nice. Make it up
to him.
The shot cuts to the hermit crab then to T-Pain.
T-Pain: Uh, like a pedicure or something? Or some scones or something?
The shot cuts back to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: Yes. Maybe like blueberry scones.
The shot cuts to T-Pain.
T-Pain: Whatever. Just figure it out.
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: Well, tell you this much. Scones or no scone, he's never
gonna get on that motherfucking boat.
Andy Samberg and T-Pain begin to laugh hysterically.
Andy Samberg: From the...
T-Pain: from the chorus.
T-Pain sings a little bit and looks gleeful.
Andy Samberg: From the song Pain. From our song, that we did together.
The shot cuts to T-Pain, who abruptly stops laughing.
T-Pain: Alright, bye.
The shot cuts to Andy Samberg.
Andy Samberg: Alright, man, one.
The shot cuts to an animation of water and a boat.
T-Pain: Get on that boat with the I am T-Pain iPhone app. On sale now in
the iTune App store.
More animation promoting the app is shown, followed by the website
address IamT-Pain.com.
The video fades to black.
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