The Ballad of G.I. Joe
What do the members of G.I. Joe and Cobra do for fun?
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Cha-Ching Pictures
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Olivia Wilde
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Zach Galifianakis
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Alexis Bledel
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Billy Crudup
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Julianne Moore
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Funny Or Die
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Chuck Liddell
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Sgt Slaughter
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Tony Hale
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Laz Alonso
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Joey Kern
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Henry Rollins
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Alan Tudyk
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Vinnie Jones
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Josh Simpson
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Make Up Artist
Kat Bardot
Additional Credits:
Starring
Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
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Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
Also featuring Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow
Geoff Mann as Buzzer
Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper
Written by Daniel Strange & Kevin Umbricht
Directed by Daniel Strange
Produced by Kevin Umbricht, Josh Simpson, and Mike Farah
Grips: Will Hines, Matthew Weir, Paul Nadjmabadi
Production Assistants: Sean Boyle, Kevin F. Kearns, Kat O'Connor and Carly Rhodes
Cinematography: Maarten de Boer
Makeup: Kat Bardot
Vinnie Jones Makeup: Alexei O’Brien
Billy Crudup Makeup: Joanna Stewart
Julianne Moore Makeup: Susan Lehane
Costuming by: Kevin Umbricht, Shanna Knecht, Adam Doyle
Animation: Pal Moore
Music produced, arranged, recorded and performed by Geoff Mann
Lead Vocals: Kevin Umbricht
Clarinet: Matt Moon
Additional recording Nicholas Sevilla and Matt Moon Mastered by Scott Craggs at Old Colony
Special Thanks: UCB Theater in New York, John Frusciante, Maureen Grosser, Paul Kuhn, Tom Spriggs, Robbie Kass, Ian Cohen, Martin Torres, Brad Marks, Geoff Barnett, Daisy Wu, Kevin Kay, Paul Incerto, Nick Nacca, Nick Nacca Studios, Alan J. Kirby, All-Pro Media Burlington, Adam Doyle, Drew Antzis, Lenvil King Jr., Brad Schulz
Starring
Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
and
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
Also featuring Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow
Geoff Mann as Buzzer
Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper
Written by Daniel Strange & Kevin Umbricht
Directed by Daniel Strange
Produced by Kevin Umbricht, Josh Simpson, and Mike Farah
Grips: Will Hines, Matthew Weir, Paul Nadjmabadi
Production Assistants: Sean Boyle, Kevin F. Kearns, Kat O'Connor and Carly Rhodes
Cinematography: Maarten de Boer
Makeup: Kat Bardot
Vinnie Jones Makeup: Alexei O’Brien
Billy Crudup Makeup: Joanna Stewart
Julianne Moore Makeup: Susan Lehane
Costuming by: Kevin Umbricht, Shanna Knecht, Adam Doyle
Animation: Pal Moore
Music produced, arranged, recorded and performed by Geoff Mann
Lead Vocals: Kevin Umbricht
Clarinet: Matt Moon
Additional recording Nicholas Sevilla and Matt Moon Mastered by Scott Craggs at Old Colony
Special Thanks: UCB Theater in New York, John Frusciante, Maureen Grosser, Paul Kuhn, Tom Spriggs, Robbie Kass, Ian Cohen, Martin Torres, Brad Marks, Geoff Barnett, Daisy Wu, Kevin Kay, Paul Incerto, Nick Nacca, Nick Nacca Studios, Alan J. Kirby, All-Pro Media Burlington, Adam Doyle, Drew Antzis, Lenvil King Jr., Brad Schulz
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What do the members of G.I. Joe and Cobra do for fun?
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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<v Kevin Umbricht & Geoff Mann> Two forces waging endless war. Every day they waste more. But when the day is done, and they go home, what do they do for fun?
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<v Kevin Umbricht> Night falls on G.I. Joe headquarters. Shipwreck just got season one of The Wonder Years. Doc is reading Dostoyevsky, and Snow Job's drinkin' beer.
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<v Geoff Mann> I heard he likes to drink quite a bit.
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<v Kevin Umbricht> Snake Eyes is painting landscapes. It makes him feel at peace. His latest is a series of sunsets on the beach.
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<v Kevin Umbricht & Geoff Mann> And Scarlett lies awake and wonders 'will Duke still love me when I'm old? I see the way he looks at Lady Jaye. Some day he's gonna leave me in the cold.'
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<v Geoff Mann> No, Duke, don't go.
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<v Kevin Umbricht> Night falls on the Cobra Terror Drome. Storm Shadow's takin' out the trash.
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<v Kevin Umbricht> Tomax is boosting Xamot's wallet, he needs the extra cash.
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<v Kevin Umbricht> Cobra Commander loves seventies boogie. And he's a big fan of Three Dog Night.
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<v Geoff Mann & Kevin Umbricht> One is the loneliest number.
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<v Kevin Umbricht> And when he takes over the world, the first thing he'll do is make 'em reunite.
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<v Kevin Umbricht & Geoff Mann> And Zartan sits up late and wonders 'I wonder, wonder who, who is the real me?'
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<v Geoff Mann> Oh, oh, oh oh.
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<v Kevin Umbricht & Geoff Mann> 'And in the end, do I really have any friends? Who love me for being Zartan, who love me for being me.
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<v Kevin Umbricht> Destro!
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<v Geoff Mann> Destro!
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<v Kevin Umbricht & Geoff Mann> Destro and the Baroness! Destro and the Baroness are practicing the clarinet. Destro and the Baroness are practicing the clarinet. Practicing the clarinet. They're practicing the clarinet!
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<v Kevin Umbricht> Doctor Mindbender is talking on his HAM radio. His best friend is some guy he doesn't even know. If things could always be this way, wouldn't that be nice? But no dice.
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<v Geoff Mann> No dice, no dice.
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<v Kevin Umbricht> Cobra's got the mass device.
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