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Additional Credits:
Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Camera Op: Cristina Dunlap
Editor: Ian Skalski
Camera Op: Matt Sweeney
Art: Tricia Robertson
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Erin:
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http://www.twitter.com/bryansafi

- [ERIN]: THIS IS
[ERIN AND BRYAN TOGETHER]: THROWING SHADE.
- [BRYAN]: WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,
- [ERIN]: AND HOMOSENUAL BRYAN SAFI,
- [BRYAN]: TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES
AND POLITICS,
- [ERIN]: AND POP CULTURE,
- [BRYAN] AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH LESS RESPECT THAN THEY DESERVE.
- [ERIN]: CAN YOU HANDLE IT?
- BRYAN, IT'S MONDAY, WELL IT'S WEDNESDAY.
- YEAH.
WHAT DAY IS IT?
- WELL IT'S WEDNESDAY. TECHNICALLY
- YEAH.
- CUZ WE SHOOT THE PODCAST ON MONDAY--
- TECHNICALLY IT WOULD BE MONDAY.
SO IT'S WEDNESDAY IN THEORY. THEORETICALLY--
[TOGETHER]: THEORETICALLY, IT'S WEDNESDAY.
- BUT IN MY HEART IT'S FRIDAY.
- YEAH. TGIF ALL THE TIME.
- OH I LOVE A SOUTHWESTERN EGG ROLL.
- ME TOO.
I LOVE MICHELLE TANNER.
- YES-- WHY-- OH, BECAUSE OF THE--
- BECAUSE OF THE-- OH, BECAUSE I WAS THINKING
OF THE TV...
- TGIF?
- YEAH. REMEMBER ON ABC?
- I-- NO, I'M TO YOUNG.
- IT WAS FULL HOUSE-- OH YOU ARE?
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
- I'M TO YOUNG.
- HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN?
- HUH? OH, 12.
- OH, YOU ARE? YEAH.
- I'M 12 YEARS OLD-- 12 YEARS, YOUNG.
- REALLY?
- YOU KNOW HOW 12 YEAR OLDS ALWAYS SAY THAT?
- THEY DO. THEY DO, YEAH.
SPEAKING OF GROWING UP JORDAN CATALANO
HAS AN OSCAR.
- [ERIN]: HE FINALLY GOT AN OSCAR-- HE
GOT AN HOMBRE, AND OSCAR IN THE SAME YEAR.
- HE DID EVERYTHING. HE WENT UP THERE,
AND HE WAS LIKE-- SON OF GOD, LAMB OF GOD.
- REALLY NICE SPEECH.
- HE LEARNED HIS LESSON.
- HE DID. THIS WAS LIKE THE FIRST TIME
THAT IT WAS REALLY NICE. MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR THAT... A-HOLE.
- HE IS A WONDERING COWBOY.
- GOTCHA.
- SO HE'S NOT REALLY READING THE NEWS, HE DOESN'T--
I DON'T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS THAT
HE PLAYED AN AIDS VICTIM. NO.
- NO. HE DEFINITELY DOESN'T.
HE JUST THOUGHT LIKE, OH COOL, HERE'S A MOVIE
ABOUT ME STARING ME. I FEEL LIKE
HE MUST THINK OF HIMSELF AS A SELFISH ACTOR
- DO YOU THINK HE USED IT AS AN
EXCUSE TO LOSE WEIGHT?
- WELL HE NEEDED TO.
- YEAH.
- I DID HOT YOGA THIS WEEKEND.
- [gasps] YOU DID?
- I DID.
- DID YOU GET A RASH?
- NO.
- I ALWAYS GET RASHES AT HOT YOGA.
- THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING?
- BECAUSE IT MAKES MY FACE BEAUTIFUL, BUT THE
REST OF MY BODY'S JUST COVERED IN RASHES.
- COVERED IN ECZEMA. I'M TRYING TO OPEN A HOT
YOGA CHAIN CALLED FIRST GETTING A RASH.
THE IDEA IS LIKE, YOU COME IN--
- PEOPLE KNOW--
--WE PROMISE YOU WON'T GET A RASH.
- HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
YOU JUST HOSE EVERYBODY OFF WHEN THEY GET OUT?
- ABSOLUTELY.
SO THE HOT YOGA INSTRUCTOR WAS THE WORSE, BECAUSE
SHE KEPT MAKING ILLUSIONS TO HOT
THINGS, SHE'D BE LIKE, "OKAY NOW, JUST FOLD YOURSELF
OVER LIKE A HOT PANINI."
DISGUSTING! THE LAST THING I--
- SHE KEPT SAYING HOT?
- YEAH. THE LAST THING I WANT TO THINK ABOUT
IS HAM AND SWISS FRIED WHEN
I'M PRESSING MY BODY INTO MYSELF.
- BUT DO YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT SO
THAT YOU DON'T EAT THOSE THINGS EVER AGAIN?
IS IT HYPNOSIS?
- OH, WAS IT LIKE REVERSE-- LIKE SHE SAW ME, AND WAS LIKE
OH GREAT ANOTHER PANINI EATER.
- MM-HMM.
- I'VE GOT JUST THE THING.
- YEAH.
- OH, HERE'S THE OTHER THING SHE DID, SPEAKING
OF FIRE PLACE, BECAUSE IT
WAS RAINY THIS WEEKEND IN L.A.
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY AWFUL.
- I DIDN'T HEAR THAT.
- IT WAS VERY RAINY.
- I STAYED INSIDE ALL-- I CLOSED ALL THE CURTAINS.
ON THE WEEKENDS, I HAVE UM,
YOU KNOW THOSE PANIC ROOM WINDOWS?
- NO.
I HAD ALL OF THOSE INSTALLED.
- OH, NOW, I KNOW.
- FRIDAY NIGHT, THE WHOLE HOUSE GETS LOCKED DOWN
THERE'S STEEL GRATES--
- OH, LIKE THE PURGE.
- YEAH, JUST LIKE THE PURGE,
AND I DO THE PURGE ALL WEEKEND INSIDE.
I DO ALL OF MY LAUNDRY. I DO ALL OF MY DISHES.
I DO MY FACE MASK.
- OH, CLASSIC HORROR FILM STUFF. YEAH.
WELL ANYWAY, I GUESS I'LL FINISH THIS STORY,
THE WOMAN AT THE YOGA PLACE GOES,
"OH, UM, IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE SO JUST IMAGINE
RIGHT NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT SOME HOT
COCOA, IN FRONT OF THE FIRE PLACE--"
IT WAS LIKE, THAT IS, HONESTLY THE LAST THING I
WANT TO IMAGINE. SWEATING.
- SO SHE'S MENTIONING MILK, AND HAM.
- MILK, HAM--
- CHOCOLATE MILK, AND HAM.
- YEAH. WELCOME TO 105 DEGREES. FOR THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF.
- WAS SHE JUST HUNGRY?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS.
- SEE, I GO TO A HOT YOGA PLACE THAT DOES
GIVE ME RASHES, BUT IT'S NOT THAT HOT.
- I WOULD RATHER TAKE A HOTTER ROOM, THAN A RASH.
I ALSO, I'M NEARLY CAUGHT UP
WITH TRUE DETECTIVE. I BROKE OUR PACT ERIN.
I STARTED WATCHING IT.
- I THOUGHT-- I DON'T KNOW WE HAD A PACT.
- WE HAD A PACT. IN MY HEAD WE HAD A PACT.
- OKAY.
- BECAUSE WE BOTH SAID WE WEREN'T GOING TO WATCH IT.
AND I HAVE TO SAY IT'S MORE
IMPRESSIVE THAN GOOD.
- OH, OKAY.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL TO LOOK AT.
IT'S FINE TO WATCH.
- DID YOU SEE MATT--
HE GRABS A GIRL'S BUTT IN IT. I SAW, I SAW--
- HE DOES MORE THAN GRAB A GIRLS BUTT.
HA-HA-HA.
- DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY?
- I THINK HE'S A FANTASTIC ACTOR. I DON'T KNOW
WHY HE KEEPS QUOTING DAZED AND CONFUSED, BECAUSE IT'S CRAZY.
- HE IS DAZED AND CONFUSED.
- I GUESS.
- DAZED AND CONFUSED, IF YOU LOOK AT THE LINER NOTES
IT'S BASED ON A--
- THE LINER NOTES?
YEAH.
IN THE SCRIPT.
OF THE FILM?
- YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES THEY HAVE
LIKE A BOTTOM THING.
- AT THE END THEY HAVE LIKE, THANK YOU TO ALL
MY FANS. T-BOZ WANTS TO THANK YOU.
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
- YEAH, IT SAYS BASED ON A MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
FEVER DREAM.
- OH, REALLY.
- YEAH.
- YEAH. I THINK IN HIS HEAD, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,
ALRIGHT IS THE SAME AS
SAYING, FRANKLY MY DEAR I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
OR I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM AN OFFER
HE CAN'T REFUSE.
- OH, HE THINKS IT GOES.
DAZED AND CONFUSED. THE GODFATHER.
- MM-HMM.
- MULTIPLICITY.
- FIRST WIVES CLUB.
- YEAH.
- [TOGETHER]: EXACTLY.
- YEAH.
- SHE WORKED HARD FOR THE MONEY. SO HARD,
HONEY, HONEY.
- WELL CLOSE.
- BARBIE.
- OH YEAH, SHE DOES. SHE'S DONE IT ALL.
BARBIE HAS DONE IT ALL, SHE'S HAD OVER 150 JOBS.
- YEAH. PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE--
- SHE WAS?
--PARATROOPER.
- I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE.
SHE DIDN'T WIN.
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
- YEAH.
WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE HER WIN?
- THAT'S AN INTERESTING--
BECAUSE SHE RAN AGAINST A MAN? IS THAT
WHAT THEIR LOGIC WAS?
- THAT'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION.
- YEAH.
- AND THIS YEAR, SHE'S REINVENTED HERSELF TWICE.
- GOOD FOR HER.
- YEAH. MATELL ANNOUNCED, ENTREPRENEUR BARBIE.
- OH.
- [ERIN]: AND YOU KNOW SHE'S AN ENTREPRENEUR--
- BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE AIMLESS.
- SHE'S LIKE--
- SHE'S JUST A SPONGE OFF HER PARENTS.
- I FEEL LIKE THE WORD ENTREPRENEUR
JUST MEANS LIKE, LOST, LOST AT SEA.
- YEAH.
- LOST IN THE SEA OF BUSINESS.
- OR IT MEANS,
YOU'RE ARE SCREWING OVER A LOT OF PEOPLE
TO MAKE YOUR MONEY.
- SHE IS READY. SHE'S GOT EVERYTHING SHE
NEEDS TO DO BUSINESS,
TALK BUSINESS, DISCUSS BUSINESS.
- WHAT DOES SHE HAVE LIKE
A CUP OF COFFEE, AND A LAP-- I FEEL LIKE
SHE HAS A CUP OF COFFEE, A LAPTOP--
- OKAY, HEELS, PURSE, TABLET, A SMARTPHONE,
AND A LAPTOP CASE.
- SHE'S CARRYING A TABLET,
A SMARTPHONE, AND A LAPTOP?
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT IN THE BUSINESS WORLD
YOU NEED TO BE ON ALL PLATFORMS.
- YES.
- HER PURSE LITERALLY WEIGHS 78 POUNDS.
- IT'S SO HEAVY, AND THERES NO WHEELS, BECAUSE
YOU KNOW SHE DOES ZUMBA OR WHATEVER.
- YEAH. THAT'S WHY SHE WALKS LIKE THIS.
- SHE CAN'T--
- SHE'S IN CONSTANT PAIN FROM THAT HEAVY BAG.
- AND ON THOSE TEETERY, TITERY HEALS?
- YEAH.
- YOU CAN'T EVEN--
- IT'S VERY OFFENSIVE TO DESCRIBE HER AS TITERY.
- AND TEE-TOTERY.
OH YEAH.
- AND EVERYONE IS SAYING THE SAME THING,
THEY'RE SAYING, "WHAT BUSINESSES DOES
SHE RUN?" AND EVERYONE'S GOING LIKE THIS...
- YEAH. SHE'S A DOT COM BUBBLE.
- SHE'S AN ENTREPRENEUR.
- YEAH.
- YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD'VE BEEN A
NICE ENTREPRENEUR BARBIE?
HOW ABOUT CEO OF A TECH COMPANY BARBIE?
- YEAH.
- HOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S ACTUALLY ASPIRATIONAL.
- HOW ABOUT A CPA I CAN GET AN APPOINTMENT
WITH...
- OH IT'S TAX SEASON, I SEE.
- YEAH.
- SO IN THIS SAME MONTH AMBITIOUS,
ENTREPRENEURIAL BARBIE CAME OUT
ALONG SIDE OF SEXY SWIMSUIT BARBIE. SHE'S
IN SPORTS ILLUSTRATED--
- YOU'RE KIDDING. OH WAIT, I KNEW THAT.
SHE'S IN THE SWIMSUIT EDITION OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.
- AND ON A PROMOTIONAL WRAP OF SWIMSUIT
ADDITION. SO A THOUSAND COPIES OF
SI ARE GOING OUT WITH SEXY BARBIE BUTT
ON THE COVER.
- THAT IS SO STRANGE THAT A DOLL IS IN THE
SWIMSUIT ADDITION OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.
- OH REALLY? YOU DON'T THINK IT'S WEIRD TO
HAVE A CHILDREN'S TOY ON TOP
OF A JERK-OFF MAGAZINE?
- I'M SAYING, IT IS WEIRD.
- YEAH. THE MARKETING TACTIC SEEMS TO BE
VERY CONFUSING OF WHY YOU WOULD EVEN
PUT A CHILDREN'S DOLL ON THERE IN THE FIRST
PLACE, BUT DON'T WORRY
BECAUSE MATTEL HAS IT ALL FIGURED OUT.
THEY'VE LAUNCHED THIS CAMPAIGN WITH THE
HASHTAG #UNAPOLOGETIC. WHICH IS WHAT THEY
ARE CALLING THEIR CAMPAIGN. SO THEY'RE
STARTING IT OFF ON THE DEFENSIVE.
- YEAH.
THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING, AND THEY
INSTANTLY GOT DEFENSIVE. SO JUST TO ALL THE
HATERS WHO WANT TO HATE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT BARBIE HAS PERSONALLY DEFENDED
HER CHOICE ON A BLOG. ON MATTEL'S BARBIE BLOG.
- I LOVE THIS KIND OF THING.
- YEAH. [talking in a doll's voice]
"I'M A DOLL, AND YET I'VE ALWAYS CAUSED A BIT
OF A STIR, STARTING WITH MY DEBUT AS A TEENAGE
FASHION MODEL."
WE'RE TALKING TO A DOLL, BUT WE'RE REALLY
TALKING TO A WOMAN IN A BATHROBE OVER
HER STREET CLOTHES? THEN BARBIE SAYS,
"EVERY YEAR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT
DRUMS UP CONVERSATION AND CONTROVERSY.
UPON THE LAUNCH OF THIS YEARS 50TH
ANNIVERSARY ISSUE THERE WILL AGAIN
BE BUZZ AND DEBATE OVER THE VALIDITY OF
THE WOMAN IN THE MAGAZINE, QUESTIONING
IF POSING IN IT IS A BLOW FOR FEMALE
EQUALITY, AND SELF IMAGE."
LOT OF MIXED MESSAGES HERE.
- YEAH.
- NUMBER ONE REMINDER, THAT THESE
ARE THE ONLY WOMAN ON A SPORTS MAGAZINE.
- DID YOU SEE THE VIDEO OF ALL THE COVER MODELS
FINDING OUT THAT THEY MADE THE
COVER AND THEY WERE ALL CRYING?
- OH, THEY WERE CRYING BECAUSE
THEY KNEW THAT REALLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
THE TRAJECTORY OF BEING
ON THE COVER OF SI IN A BIKINI, PEOPLE
JERK-OFF TO YOU. THEN YOU'LL GET SOME JOBS,
AND THEN 20 YEARS LATER YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE A FURNITURE LINE AT TARGET.
- YES.
- OR WHATEVER, KMART--
WHERE'S KATHY IRELAND'S STUFF?
- KMART. ALL THE WAY.
AND IT'S GOOD STUFF.
- IT'S NOT.
- NO. I MEAN I DON'T KNOW. I NEVER BOUGHT
ANYTHING. I KEEP TELLING HER
I'M GOING TO BUY SOMETHING.
- OH, YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH HER PERSONALLY?
- YEAH.
- THEN BARBIE GOES ON TO SAY, "ISN'T THERE
ROOM FOR CAPABLE AND CAPTIVATING?
IT'S TIME TO STOP BOXING IN POTENTIAL.
BE FREE TO LAUNCH A CAREER IN A SWIMSUIT,
LEAD A COMPANY WHILE GORGEOUS, OR WEAR PINK
TO AN INTERVIEW AT MIT."
- [laughs]
- FIRST OF ALL, LEGALLY BLONDE
HAPPENED. WE ALL SAW IT.
WE ALL LOVED IT. WE'RE ALL OVER IT.
- WE'RE ALL ON BOARD.
- IT'S NOT A WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE.
- YEAH.
- PEOPLE JUDGE WOMAN ON THEIR LOOKS
FIRST, AND SKILLS SECOND, AND WHAT BARBIE
IS SAYING, "CAN'T WE BE GORGEOUS AND SMART?"
YEAH, YOU CAN, AND YOU'RE THE PEOPLE WHO THINGS
ARE GOING TO BE THE EASIEST FOR.
- YEAH.
SO WHY DON'T YOU ZIPPIT, AND LIP IT,
AND START TAKING CARE OF WOMAN WHO
MAYBE, YOU KNOW, BARBIE MAYBE THERE'S GIRLS
OUT THERE WHO DON'T HAVE IT SO EASY.
- YEAH.
- MAYBE THEY WANT TO SEE A DOLL THAT REPRESENTS THEM.
- NO, I DOUBT IT.
- YOU DON'T THINK SO?
- NO. I DON'T WANT TO SEE A DOLL THAT
LOOKS ANYTHING, OR ACTS ANYTHING LIKE ME.
LOOK IF I GOT REALLY FAMOUS--
- NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
- AND THEY WERE LIKE OH, WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE A DOLL AFTER YOU, I WOULD BE LIKE
OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO CRAZY. LIKE WHEN WILL
IT BE OUT, AND WOULD YOU GUYS
SEND THIS TO EVERYONE I KNOW, THIS DOLL,
SO I CAN GO-- AND THEN I WOULD GO OVER
TO EVERYONE'S HOUSE I CALL, AND I GO,
"I'M SO BUSY TODAY, I THINK I MIGHT GO
OUT OF TOWN, SO I DEFINITELY WON'T BE DROPPING BY."
AND THEN I GO BY ALL OF THEIR HOUSES, AND
WHOEVER DOENS'T HAVE THE DOLL OUT
IS WHO I IMMEDIATELY STOP COMMUNICATION WITH.
- WELL ERIN, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU TOOK THE
LATEST POLL. DID YOU?
- OH, WHEN THEY CALLED?
- YEAH.
- I SAID, YES, PLEASE I HAVE 25 MINUTES, OF
MY TIME TO SPARE.
AND I COOKED SPAGHETTI WHILE I WAS
ANSWERED THE QUESTIONS.
- OH YOU DID? THAT'S GOOD. THEY ALWAYS CALL
DURING DINNER. WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?
OKAY, SO THE POLL CAME FROM THE PUBLIC RELIGION
RESEARCH INSTITUTE.
- NOT THE NORTH?
- NO.
- OKAY.
- THIS IS NO SURPRISE. SUPPORT
FOR GAY MARRIAGE HAS SURGED BIG TIME
IN THE LAST DECADE, SINCE THE LAST TIME
THEY DID THIS IN 2003.
- HAS IT BEEN A DECADE SINCE 2003?
- 2003 IS WHEN MASSACHUSETTS MADE MARRIAGE LEGAL.
- WOW.
- YOU KNOW, THAT WAS A WATERSHED MOMENT, AS THEY SAY.
- I HAD SHORT HAIR IN 2003.
- WHY ISN'T THAT IN THIS POLL?
- DID YOU REMEMBER ERIN'S SHORT HAIR? THOUGHTS.
- WELL HERE'S THE THING--
- ONE FOR YES, TWO FOR NO.
- THIS IS HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR GAY PROGRESS.
- OH IT IS?
- YEAH.
- APPARENTLY 4509 AMERICANS WERE SURVEYED, BY
THE PUBLIC RELIGION
RESEARCH INSTITUTE.
- SO ALMOST ALL OF AMERICA.
- ALMOST ALL OF-- PRETTY MUCH ALL OF AMERICA.
53% PERCENT SAY THAT THEY
SUPPORTED GAY MARRIAGE, UP FROM 32% WHICH IS VERY EXCITING.
IN 10 YEARS.
- IN 10 YEARS, WHICH IS REALLY AN INCREDIBLE SHIFT.
TALK ABOUT GOOD NEWS,
I HAD THE HUGEST PARTY LAST NIGHT WHEN I FOUND THIS OUT
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO STOP SAYING PARTIER, AND START SAYING SOIREE. YEAH.
- OH, EXCUSE ME, I HAD THE HUGEST SOIREE.
I SOIREE'D MY FACE OFF.
- YOU DID?
- AND THEN I WATCHED FACE OFF SO IT WAS A THEME NIGHT.
AS WE ALL KNOW 17 STATES, AND
THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, ALLOW GAY MARRIAGE NOW
WHICH--
- AMAZING.
--10 YEARS AGO THERE WAS ONLY ONE STATE.
SO THAT'S VERY EXCITING. JEWISH PEOPLE ARE THE MOST
LIKELY TO SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE WITH 83% PERCENT SAYING THEY DID.
- WE PREFER THE TERM JEWS, THANK YOU.
- OH, HERE GO. EXCUSE ME, I FORGOT.
- SO IS IT JUST HASIDIC JEWS WHO ARE AGAINST IT?
UH, IT DIDN'T BREAK IT DOWN
LIKE THAT. I DON'T KNOW.
- OKAY.
WELL WHO HAD WIGS ON, AND WHO DIDN'T?
- WELL I ASSUMED EVERYONE IN THIS POLE WORE
WIGS.
- OH, OKAY.
- IT IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
- IT'S THE UNITED STATES OF WIGS.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- QUOTE ME ON THAT.
- I WILL. I'LL PUT THAT ON YOUR HEADSTONE.
- I WANT TO BE CREMATED.
LET IT BE KNOWN NOW. SO IT CAN BE A HEADSTONE
JUST KNOW MY BODY'S NOT THERE.
- THAT'S FINE. I'M STILL GOING TO MAKE THE HEADSTONE.
I'LL JUST PUT THE
HEADSTONE RIGHT IN MY FRONT YARD.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO PUT ON YOUR HEADSTONE?
- MY BODY IS A WONDERLAND?
- WANDERLAND?
- YEAH, FROM THAT SONG.
- LIKE A TAKE ON THE JOHN MAYER'S SONG WITH ONE LETTER CHANGE?
- WANDERLAND.
- WONDERLAND?
- WHICH ONE IS HIS? WONDERLAND
- I DON'T REMEMBER-- I DON'T REMEMBER ANYBODY
WHO SANG, MY BODY IS A WANDERLAND, BUT
MY BODY IS A WONDERLAND.
- OH, WONDERLAND. OKAY, LET'S JUST FORGET IT ALL.
- I'M NOT GOING TO GET IN TO A
FIGHT WITH YOU OVER A JOHN MAYER SONG. OKAY, FOLLOWED BY 58% OF WHITE WOMEN
CATHOLICS, AND 56% PERCENT OF HISPANIC CATHOLICS.
- THAT'S PRETTY HIGH.
- YES. IT IS VERY HIGH. BY CONTRAST, 59% PERCENT OF
BLACK PROTESTANT, AND 69% PERCENT OF WHITE
EVANGELICAL PROTESTANTS APPOSE SAME SEX MARRIAGE.
- OH, APPOSE?
- YES.
- YOU FLIPPED IT. I THOUGHT THEY
WERE GOING TO BE--
- FLIPPING THE SCRIPT LEFT AND RIGHT, ALL DAY LONG--
[TOGETHER]: 69% PERCENT OF EVANGELICALS.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
- SO BUT THAT'S STILL 30...
- 31.
- 37 OR 46--
- YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT, YEP. 100 - 46 IS 69.
NONE OF THE 17 U.S. STATES THAT ALLOW SAME SEX MARRIAGE
ARE LOCATED IN THE SOUTH EAST,
AND THIS WAS ALSO INTERESTING,
11% PERCENT OF LGBT PEOPLE APPOSE MARRIAGE
EQUALITY.
- WHAT?
- I JUST-- THAT JUST SEEMS LIKE SOME SELF HATRED
- WHY?
- YOU KNOW, I FEEL TWO WAYS ABOUT THIS.
THE ONE WAY IS YOU HATE YOURSELF.
THE OTHER WAY IS, UH, MAYBE THEY FEEL LIKE
WE'RE LOSING OUR EDGE.
WHY FIGHT FOR THE TWO THINGS THAT ARE
MOST RESTRICTIVE, MILITARY AND MARRIAGE.
- BUT DON'T THEY WANT TO BE TREATED EQUALLY?
- I GUESS, BUT THIS IS ALL MY TOTAL
CONJECTURE ON THIS. I WONDER LIKE, HOW
MUCH IS SELF HATRED, AND HOW MUCH OF THE
OTHER IS I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THAT.
THAT'S CRAZY. THAT RUINS EVERYTHING. MARRIAGE.
- THAT'S WHY I BECAME GAY SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO
DO ALL OF THIS.
- EXACTLY. THAT'S WHY I CHOSE LAST YEAR.
- I CHOSE--
- THIS WAS INTERESTING ALSO, 46% PERCENT
OF SELF IDENTIFIED TEA PARTY MEMBERS
BELIEVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS FRIENDLY
TO THE LGBT COMMUNITY.
WHICH I THINK CAN MEAN A COUPLE OF THINGS.
THEY THINK THE REPUBLICAN
PARTY IS TOO LIBERAL, LIKE IN A BAD WAY
THE TEA PARTY THINKS LIKE, YOU GUYS ARE
BEING TOO NICE.
- TO THOSE GAYERS.
- EXACTLY. ONLY 41% PERCENT OF EVANGELICALS,
AND 33% PERCENT OF WHAT THEY
CALL, NONES. HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS?
- WHY WAS THAT IN A QUOTE?
- BECAUSE IT 'S N O N E S--
- OKAY. YOU KNOW I CAN'T...
--AND IT MEANS YOU DON'T IDENTIFY WITH A RELIGION.
WHICH IS MORE, AND MORE COMMON.
- OH, SO IT'S ATHIEST?
- NOT EVEN REALLY.
I THINK IT'S JUST MORE LIKE, EH, NOTHING.
- OH, SO APATHY?
- YEAH.
- APATHETIC?
- MILLENNIALS.
- WHILE THOSE RELIGIOUS NONES-- I DON'T KNOW I'M GOING TO
TO STOP USING THEIR WORDS,
TEND TO BE ONE OF THE MOST SUPPORTIVE GROUPS
OPPOSITION WITHIN THIS NON-RELIGIOUS
GROUP HAS RISSEN IN THE PAST DECADE FROM
18% PERCENT TO 26% PERCENT OF PEOPLE
WHO APPOSE GAY MARRIAGE. BUT THAT IT GETS
VERY STRANGE.
- OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T RELIGIOUS, OR WHO
DON'T GIVE AN F ABOUT RELIGION.
- EXACTLY. YOU GOT IT?
- INSTAGRAM.
- YES, BECAUSE OF INSTAGRAM.
- THEY'RE TO FOCUSED ON INSTAGRAM.
- YEAH.
- AND FILTERS.
- YEAH.
- DID YOU KNOW THAT IN SEX IN THE CITY THEY DIDN'T VOTE?
THEY LIKE JOKED ABOUT NOT VOTING.
- NO.
- YES.
- SURVEY ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN THAT EPISODE,
AND WHAT THEIR OPINIONS WERE, AND THEN KICK HER
OUT OF THIS COUNTRY.
- WHO CARRIE? YEAH.
- YEAH.

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