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Additional Credits:
Starring Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Written by Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi
Camera Op: Cristina Dunlap
Editor: Ian Skalski
Camera Op: Matt Sweeney
Art: Tricia Robertson
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- [ERIN]: THIS IS

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[ERIN AND BRYAN TOGETHER]: THROWING SHADE.

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- [BRYAN]: WHERE FEMINASTY ERIN GIBSON,

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- [ERIN]: AND HOMOSENUAL BRYAN SAFI,

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- [BRYAN]: TAKE A LOOK AT THE HEADLINES
AND POLITICS,

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- [ERIN]: AND POP CULTURE,

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- [BRYAN] AND TREAT THEM WITH MUCH LESS RESPECT THAN THEY DESERVE.

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- [ERIN]: CAN YOU HANDLE IT?

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- BRYAN, IT'S MONDAY, WELL IT'S WEDNESDAY.

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- YEAH.
WHAT DAY IS IT?

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- WELL IT'S WEDNESDAY. TECHNICALLY
- YEAH.

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- CUZ WE SHOOT THE PODCAST ON MONDAY--
- TECHNICALLY IT WOULD BE MONDAY.

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SO IT'S WEDNESDAY IN THEORY. THEORETICALLY--

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[TOGETHER]: THEORETICALLY, IT'S WEDNESDAY.

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- BUT IN MY HEART IT'S FRIDAY.
- YEAH. TGIF ALL THE TIME.

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- OH I LOVE A SOUTHWESTERN EGG ROLL.
- ME TOO.

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I LOVE MICHELLE TANNER.
- YES-- WHY-- OH, BECAUSE OF THE--

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- BECAUSE OF THE-- OH, BECAUSE I WAS THINKING
OF THE TV...

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- TGIF?
- YEAH. REMEMBER ON ABC?

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- I-- NO, I'M TO YOUNG.
- IT WAS FULL HOUSE-- OH YOU ARE?

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- YEAH.
- YEAH.

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- I'M TO YOUNG.
- HOW OLD ARE YOU AGAIN?

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- HUH? OH, 12.
- OH, YOU ARE? YEAH.

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- I'M 12 YEARS OLD-- 12 YEARS, YOUNG.
- REALLY?

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- YOU KNOW HOW 12 YEAR OLDS ALWAYS SAY THAT?
- THEY DO. THEY DO, YEAH.

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SPEAKING OF GROWING UP JORDAN CATALANO
HAS AN OSCAR.

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- [ERIN]: HE FINALLY GOT AN OSCAR-- HE
GOT AN HOMBRE, AND OSCAR IN THE SAME YEAR.

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- HE DID EVERYTHING. HE WENT UP THERE,
AND HE WAS LIKE-- SON OF GOD, LAMB OF GOD.

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- REALLY NICE SPEECH.
- HE LEARNED HIS LESSON.

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- HE DID. THIS WAS LIKE THE FIRST TIME
THAT IT WAS REALLY NICE. MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY

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CAN'T SAY THE SAME FOR THAT... A-HOLE.

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- HE IS A WONDERING COWBOY.
- GOTCHA.

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- SO HE'S NOT REALLY READING THE NEWS, HE DOESN'T--
I DON'T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS THAT

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HE PLAYED AN AIDS VICTIM. NO.
- NO. HE DEFINITELY DOESN'T.

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HE JUST THOUGHT LIKE, OH COOL, HERE'S A MOVIE
ABOUT ME STARING ME. I FEEL LIKE

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HE MUST THINK OF HIMSELF AS A SELFISH ACTOR
- DO YOU THINK HE USED IT AS AN

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EXCUSE TO LOSE WEIGHT?
- WELL HE NEEDED TO.

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- YEAH.
- I DID HOT YOGA THIS WEEKEND.

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- [gasps] YOU DID?
- I DID.

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- DID YOU GET A RASH?
- NO.

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- I ALWAYS GET RASHES AT HOT YOGA.
- THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP GOING?

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- BECAUSE IT MAKES MY FACE BEAUTIFUL, BUT THE
REST OF MY BODY'S JUST COVERED IN RASHES.

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- COVERED IN ECZEMA. I'M TRYING TO OPEN A HOT
YOGA CHAIN CALLED FIRST GETTING A RASH.

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THE IDEA IS LIKE, YOU COME IN--
- PEOPLE KNOW--

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--WE PROMISE YOU WON'T GET A RASH.
- HOW DO YOU DO THAT?

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YOU JUST HOSE EVERYBODY OFF WHEN THEY GET OUT?
- ABSOLUTELY.

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SO THE HOT YOGA INSTRUCTOR WAS THE WORSE, BECAUSE
SHE KEPT MAKING ILLUSIONS TO HOT

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THINGS, SHE'D BE LIKE, "OKAY NOW, JUST FOLD YOURSELF
OVER LIKE A HOT PANINI."

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DISGUSTING! THE LAST THING I--
- SHE KEPT SAYING HOT?

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- YEAH. THE LAST THING I WANT TO THINK ABOUT
IS HAM AND SWISS FRIED WHEN

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I'M PRESSING MY BODY INTO MYSELF.
- BUT DO YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT SO

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THAT YOU DON'T EAT THOSE THINGS EVER AGAIN?

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IS IT HYPNOSIS?
- OH, WAS IT LIKE REVERSE-- LIKE SHE SAW ME, AND WAS LIKE

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OH GREAT ANOTHER PANINI EATER.
- MM-HMM.

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- I'VE GOT JUST THE THING.
- YEAH.

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- OH, HERE'S THE OTHER THING SHE DID, SPEAKING
OF FIRE PLACE, BECAUSE IT

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WAS RAINY THIS WEEKEND IN L.A.
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY AWFUL.

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- I DIDN'T HEAR THAT.
- IT WAS VERY RAINY.

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- I STAYED INSIDE ALL-- I CLOSED ALL THE CURTAINS.
ON THE WEEKENDS, I HAVE UM,

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YOU KNOW THOSE PANIC ROOM WINDOWS?
- NO.

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I HAD ALL OF THOSE INSTALLED.
- OH, NOW, I KNOW.

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- FRIDAY NIGHT, THE WHOLE HOUSE GETS LOCKED DOWN
THERE'S STEEL GRATES--

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- OH, LIKE THE PURGE.
- YEAH, JUST LIKE THE PURGE,

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AND I DO THE PURGE ALL WEEKEND INSIDE.
I DO ALL OF MY LAUNDRY. I DO ALL OF MY DISHES.

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I DO MY FACE MASK.
- OH, CLASSIC HORROR FILM STUFF. YEAH.

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WELL ANYWAY, I GUESS I'LL FINISH THIS STORY,
THE WOMAN AT THE YOGA PLACE GOES,

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"OH, UM, IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE SO JUST IMAGINE
RIGHT NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT SOME HOT

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COCOA, IN FRONT OF THE FIRE PLACE--"
IT WAS LIKE, THAT IS, HONESTLY THE LAST THING I

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WANT TO IMAGINE. SWEATING.
- SO SHE'S MENTIONING MILK, AND HAM.

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- MILK, HAM--
- CHOCOLATE MILK, AND HAM.

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- YEAH. WELCOME TO 105 DEGREES. FOR THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF.
- WAS SHE JUST HUNGRY?

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- I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS.
- SEE, I GO TO A HOT YOGA PLACE THAT DOES

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GIVE ME RASHES, BUT IT'S NOT THAT HOT.

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- I WOULD RATHER TAKE A HOTTER ROOM, THAN A RASH.
I ALSO, I'M NEARLY CAUGHT UP

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WITH TRUE DETECTIVE. I BROKE OUR PACT ERIN.
I STARTED WATCHING IT.

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- I THOUGHT-- I DON'T KNOW WE HAD A PACT.
- WE HAD A PACT. IN MY HEAD WE HAD A PACT.

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- OKAY.
- BECAUSE WE BOTH SAID WE WEREN'T GOING TO WATCH IT.

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AND I HAVE TO SAY IT'S MORE
IMPRESSIVE THAN GOOD.

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- OH, OKAY.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL TO LOOK AT.

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IT'S FINE TO WATCH.
- DID YOU SEE MATT--

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HE GRABS A GIRL'S BUTT IN IT. I SAW, I SAW--

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- HE DOES MORE THAN GRAB A GIRLS BUTT.
HA-HA-HA.

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- DO YOU LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY?

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- I THINK HE'S A FANTASTIC ACTOR. I DON'T KNOW
WHY HE KEEPS QUOTING DAZED AND CONFUSED, BECAUSE IT'S CRAZY.

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- HE IS DAZED AND CONFUSED.
- I GUESS.

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- DAZED AND CONFUSED, IF YOU LOOK AT THE LINER NOTES
IT'S BASED ON A--

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- THE LINER NOTES?
YEAH.

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IN THE SCRIPT.
OF THE FILM?

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- YEAH, YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES THEY HAVE
LIKE A BOTTOM THING.

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- AT THE END THEY HAVE LIKE, THANK YOU TO ALL
MY FANS. T-BOZ WANTS TO THANK YOU.

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- YEAH.
- YEAH.

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- YEAH, IT SAYS BASED ON A MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
FEVER DREAM.

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- OH, REALLY.
- YEAH.

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- YEAH. I THINK IN HIS HEAD, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,
ALRIGHT IS THE SAME AS

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SAYING, FRANKLY MY DEAR I DON'T GIVE A DAMN
OR I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM AN OFFER

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HE CAN'T REFUSE.
- OH, HE THINKS IT GOES.

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DAZED AND CONFUSED. THE GODFATHER.
- MM-HMM.

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- MULTIPLICITY.
- FIRST WIVES CLUB.

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- YEAH.

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- [TOGETHER]: EXACTLY.

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- YEAH.

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- SHE WORKED HARD FOR THE MONEY. SO HARD,
HONEY, HONEY.

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- WELL CLOSE.
- BARBIE.

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- OH YEAH, SHE DOES. SHE'S DONE IT ALL.
BARBIE HAS DONE IT ALL, SHE'S HAD OVER 150 JOBS.

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- YEAH. PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE--
- SHE WAS?

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--PARATROOPER.
- I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE.

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SHE DIDN'T WIN.

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OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
- YEAH.

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WHY DIDN'T THEY MAKE HER WIN?
- THAT'S AN INTERESTING--

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BECAUSE SHE RAN AGAINST A MAN? IS THAT
WHAT THEIR LOGIC WAS?

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- THAT'S AN INTERESTING QUESTION.
- YEAH.

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- AND THIS YEAR, SHE'S REINVENTED HERSELF TWICE.
- GOOD FOR HER.

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- YEAH. MATELL ANNOUNCED, ENTREPRENEUR BARBIE.
- OH.

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- [ERIN]: AND YOU KNOW SHE'S AN ENTREPRENEUR--

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- BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE AIMLESS.
- SHE'S LIKE--

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- SHE'S JUST A SPONGE OFF HER PARENTS.
- I FEEL LIKE THE WORD ENTREPRENEUR

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JUST MEANS LIKE, LOST, LOST AT SEA.
- YEAH.

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- LOST IN THE SEA OF BUSINESS.
- OR IT MEANS,

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YOU'RE ARE SCREWING OVER A LOT OF PEOPLE
TO MAKE YOUR MONEY.

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- SHE IS READY. SHE'S GOT EVERYTHING SHE
NEEDS TO DO BUSINESS,

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TALK BUSINESS, DISCUSS BUSINESS.
- WHAT DOES SHE HAVE LIKE

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A CUP OF COFFEE, AND A LAP-- I FEEL LIKE
SHE HAS A CUP OF COFFEE, A LAPTOP--

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- OKAY, HEELS, PURSE, TABLET, A SMARTPHONE,
AND A LAPTOP CASE.

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- SHE'S CARRYING A TABLET,
A SMARTPHONE, AND A LAPTOP?

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IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT IN THE BUSINESS WORLD
YOU NEED TO BE ON ALL PLATFORMS.

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- YES.
- HER PURSE LITERALLY WEIGHS 78 POUNDS.

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- IT'S SO HEAVY, AND THERES NO WHEELS, BECAUSE
YOU KNOW SHE DOES ZUMBA OR WHATEVER.

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- YEAH. THAT'S WHY SHE WALKS LIKE THIS.

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- SHE CAN'T--
- SHE'S IN CONSTANT PAIN FROM THAT HEAVY BAG.

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- AND ON THOSE TEETERY, TITERY HEALS?
- YEAH.

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- YOU CAN'T EVEN--
- IT'S VERY OFFENSIVE TO DESCRIBE HER AS TITERY.

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- AND TEE-TOTERY.
OH YEAH.

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- AND EVERYONE IS SAYING THE SAME THING,
THEY'RE SAYING, "WHAT BUSINESSES DOES

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SHE RUN?" AND EVERYONE'S GOING LIKE THIS...

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- YEAH. SHE'S A DOT COM BUBBLE.
- SHE'S AN ENTREPRENEUR.

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- YEAH.
- YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD'VE BEEN A

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NICE ENTREPRENEUR BARBIE?
HOW ABOUT CEO OF A TECH COMPANY BARBIE?

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- YEAH.
- HOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S ACTUALLY ASPIRATIONAL.

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- HOW ABOUT A CPA I CAN GET AN APPOINTMENT
WITH...

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- OH IT'S TAX SEASON, I SEE.
- YEAH.

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- SO IN THIS SAME MONTH AMBITIOUS,
ENTREPRENEURIAL BARBIE CAME OUT

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ALONG SIDE OF SEXY SWIMSUIT BARBIE. SHE'S
IN SPORTS ILLUSTRATED--

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- YOU'RE KIDDING. OH WAIT, I KNEW THAT.
SHE'S IN THE SWIMSUIT EDITION OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.

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- AND ON A PROMOTIONAL WRAP OF SWIMSUIT
ADDITION. SO A THOUSAND COPIES OF

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SI ARE GOING OUT WITH SEXY BARBIE BUTT
ON THE COVER.

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- THAT IS SO STRANGE THAT A DOLL IS IN THE
SWIMSUIT ADDITION OF SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.

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- OH REALLY? YOU DON'T THINK IT'S WEIRD TO
HAVE A CHILDREN'S TOY ON TOP

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OF A JERK-OFF MAGAZINE?
- I'M SAYING, IT IS WEIRD.

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- YEAH. THE MARKETING TACTIC SEEMS TO BE
VERY CONFUSING OF WHY YOU WOULD EVEN

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PUT A CHILDREN'S DOLL ON THERE IN THE FIRST
PLACE, BUT DON'T WORRY

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BECAUSE MATTEL HAS IT ALL FIGURED OUT.
THEY'VE LAUNCHED THIS CAMPAIGN WITH THE

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HASHTAG #UNAPOLOGETIC. WHICH IS WHAT THEY
ARE CALLING THEIR CAMPAIGN. SO THEY'RE

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STARTING IT OFF ON THE DEFENSIVE.
- YEAH.

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THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING, AND THEY
INSTANTLY GOT DEFENSIVE. SO JUST TO ALL THE

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HATERS WHO WANT TO HATE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT BARBIE HAS PERSONALLY DEFENDED

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HER CHOICE ON A BLOG. ON MATTEL'S BARBIE BLOG.
- I LOVE THIS KIND OF THING.

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- YEAH. [talking in a doll's voice]
"I'M A DOLL, AND YET I'VE ALWAYS CAUSED A BIT

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OF A STIR, STARTING WITH MY DEBUT AS A TEENAGE
FASHION MODEL."

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WE'RE TALKING TO A DOLL, BUT WE'RE REALLY
TALKING TO A WOMAN IN A BATHROBE OVER

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HER STREET CLOTHES? THEN BARBIE SAYS,
"EVERY YEAR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT

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DRUMS UP CONVERSATION AND CONTROVERSY.
UPON THE LAUNCH OF THIS YEARS 50TH

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ANNIVERSARY ISSUE THERE WILL AGAIN
BE BUZZ AND DEBATE OVER THE VALIDITY OF

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THE WOMAN IN THE MAGAZINE, QUESTIONING
IF POSING IN IT IS A BLOW FOR FEMALE

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EQUALITY, AND SELF IMAGE."
LOT OF MIXED MESSAGES HERE.

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- YEAH.
- NUMBER ONE REMINDER, THAT THESE
ARE THE ONLY WOMAN ON A SPORTS MAGAZINE.

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- DID YOU SEE THE VIDEO OF ALL THE COVER MODELS
FINDING OUT THAT THEY MADE THE

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COVER AND THEY WERE ALL CRYING?
- OH, THEY WERE CRYING BECAUSE

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THEY KNEW THAT REALLY WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
THE TRAJECTORY OF BEING

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ON THE COVER OF SI IN A BIKINI, PEOPLE
JERK-OFF TO YOU. THEN YOU'LL GET SOME JOBS,

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AND THEN 20 YEARS LATER YOU'RE GOING TO
HAVE A FURNITURE LINE AT TARGET.

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- YES.
- OR WHATEVER, KMART--

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WHERE'S KATHY IRELAND'S STUFF?
- KMART. ALL THE WAY.

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AND IT'S GOOD STUFF.
- IT'S NOT.

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- NO. I MEAN I DON'T KNOW. I NEVER BOUGHT
ANYTHING. I KEEP TELLING HER

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I'M GOING TO BUY SOMETHING.
- OH, YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH HER PERSONALLY?

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- YEAH.

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- THEN BARBIE GOES ON TO SAY, "ISN'T THERE
ROOM FOR CAPABLE AND CAPTIVATING?

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IT'S TIME TO STOP BOXING IN POTENTIAL.
BE FREE TO LAUNCH A CAREER IN A SWIMSUIT,

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LEAD A COMPANY WHILE GORGEOUS, OR WEAR PINK
TO AN INTERVIEW AT MIT."

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- [laughs]
- FIRST OF ALL, LEGALLY BLONDE
HAPPENED. WE ALL SAW IT.

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WE ALL LOVED IT. WE'RE ALL OVER IT.

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- WE'RE ALL ON BOARD.
- IT'S NOT A WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE.

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- YEAH.
- PEOPLE JUDGE WOMAN ON THEIR LOOKS

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FIRST, AND SKILLS SECOND, AND WHAT BARBIE
IS SAYING, "CAN'T WE BE GORGEOUS AND SMART?"

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YEAH, YOU CAN, AND YOU'RE THE PEOPLE WHO THINGS
ARE GOING TO BE THE EASIEST FOR.

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- YEAH.
SO WHY DON'T YOU ZIPPIT, AND LIP IT,

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AND START TAKING CARE OF WOMAN WHO
MAYBE, YOU KNOW, BARBIE MAYBE THERE'S GIRLS

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OUT THERE WHO DON'T HAVE IT SO EASY.
- YEAH.

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- MAYBE THEY WANT TO SEE A DOLL THAT REPRESENTS THEM.

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- NO, I DOUBT IT.
- YOU DON'T THINK SO?

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- NO. I DON'T WANT TO SEE A DOLL THAT
LOOKS ANYTHING, OR ACTS ANYTHING LIKE ME.

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LOOK IF I GOT REALLY FAMOUS--
- NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

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- AND THEY WERE LIKE OH, WE'RE GOING TO
MAKE A DOLL AFTER YOU, I WOULD BE LIKE

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OH MY GOD, THAT'S SO CRAZY. LIKE WHEN WILL
IT BE OUT, AND WOULD YOU GUYS

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SEND THIS TO EVERYONE I KNOW, THIS DOLL,
SO I CAN GO-- AND THEN I WOULD GO OVER

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TO EVERYONE'S HOUSE I CALL, AND I GO,
"I'M SO BUSY TODAY, I THINK I MIGHT GO

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OUT OF TOWN, SO I DEFINITELY WON'T BE DROPPING BY."

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AND THEN I GO BY ALL OF THEIR HOUSES, AND
WHOEVER DOENS'T HAVE THE DOLL OUT

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IS WHO I IMMEDIATELY STOP COMMUNICATION WITH.

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- WELL ERIN, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU TOOK THE
LATEST POLL. DID YOU?

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- OH, WHEN THEY CALLED?
- YEAH.

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- I SAID, YES, PLEASE I HAVE 25 MINUTES, OF
MY TIME TO SPARE.

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AND I COOKED SPAGHETTI WHILE I WAS
ANSWERED THE QUESTIONS.

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- OH YOU DID? THAT'S GOOD. THEY ALWAYS CALL
DURING DINNER. WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?

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OKAY, SO THE POLL CAME FROM THE PUBLIC RELIGION
RESEARCH INSTITUTE.

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- NOT THE NORTH?
- NO.

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- OKAY.
- THIS IS NO SURPRISE. SUPPORT
FOR GAY MARRIAGE HAS SURGED BIG TIME

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IN THE LAST DECADE, SINCE THE LAST TIME
THEY DID THIS IN 2003.

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- HAS IT BEEN A DECADE SINCE 2003?
- 2003 IS WHEN MASSACHUSETTS MADE MARRIAGE LEGAL.

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- WOW.
- YOU KNOW, THAT WAS A WATERSHED MOMENT, AS THEY SAY.

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- I HAD SHORT HAIR IN 2003.
- WHY ISN'T THAT IN THIS POLL?

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- DID YOU REMEMBER ERIN'S SHORT HAIR? THOUGHTS.

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- WELL HERE'S THE THING--
- ONE FOR YES, TWO FOR NO.

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- THIS IS HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR GAY PROGRESS.

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- OH IT IS?
- YEAH.

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- APPARENTLY 4509 AMERICANS WERE SURVEYED, BY
THE PUBLIC RELIGION

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RESEARCH INSTITUTE.
- SO ALMOST ALL OF AMERICA.

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- ALMOST ALL OF-- PRETTY MUCH ALL OF AMERICA.
53% PERCENT SAY THAT THEY

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SUPPORTED GAY MARRIAGE, UP FROM 32% WHICH IS VERY EXCITING.
IN 10 YEARS.

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- IN 10 YEARS, WHICH IS REALLY AN INCREDIBLE SHIFT.
TALK ABOUT GOOD NEWS,

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I HAD THE HUGEST PARTY LAST NIGHT WHEN I FOUND THIS OUT
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING

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TO STOP SAYING PARTIER, AND START SAYING SOIREE. YEAH.
- OH, EXCUSE ME, I HAD THE HUGEST SOIREE.

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I SOIREE'D MY FACE OFF.
- YOU DID?

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- AND THEN I WATCHED FACE OFF SO IT WAS A THEME NIGHT.
AS WE ALL KNOW 17 STATES, AND

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THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, ALLOW GAY MARRIAGE NOW
WHICH--

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- AMAZING.
--10 YEARS AGO THERE WAS ONLY ONE STATE.

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SO THAT'S VERY EXCITING. JEWISH PEOPLE ARE THE MOST

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LIKELY TO SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE WITH 83% PERCENT SAYING THEY DID.

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- WE PREFER THE TERM JEWS, THANK YOU.
- OH, HERE GO. EXCUSE ME, I FORGOT.

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- SO IS IT JUST HASIDIC JEWS WHO ARE AGAINST IT?
UH, IT DIDN'T BREAK IT DOWN

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LIKE THAT. I DON'T KNOW.
- OKAY.

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WELL WHO HAD WIGS ON, AND WHO DIDN'T?
- WELL I ASSUMED EVERYONE IN THIS POLE WORE

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WIGS.
- OH, OKAY.

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- IT IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
- IT'S THE UNITED STATES OF WIGS.

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- THAT'S RIGHT.
- QUOTE ME ON THAT.

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- I WILL. I'LL PUT THAT ON YOUR HEADSTONE.
- I WANT TO BE CREMATED.

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LET IT BE KNOWN NOW. SO IT CAN BE A HEADSTONE
JUST KNOW MY BODY'S NOT THERE.

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- THAT'S FINE. I'M STILL GOING TO MAKE THE HEADSTONE.
I'LL JUST PUT THE

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HEADSTONE RIGHT IN MY FRONT YARD.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO PUT ON YOUR HEADSTONE?

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- MY BODY IS A WONDERLAND?
- WANDERLAND?

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- YEAH, FROM THAT SONG.
- LIKE A TAKE ON THE JOHN MAYER'S SONG WITH ONE LETTER CHANGE?

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- WANDERLAND.
- WONDERLAND?

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- WHICH ONE IS HIS? WONDERLAND
- I DON'T REMEMBER-- I DON'T REMEMBER ANYBODY

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WHO SANG, MY BODY IS A WANDERLAND, BUT
MY BODY IS A WONDERLAND.

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- OH, WONDERLAND. OKAY, LET'S JUST FORGET IT ALL.
- I'M NOT GOING TO GET IN TO A

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FIGHT WITH YOU OVER A JOHN MAYER SONG. OKAY, FOLLOWED BY 58% OF WHITE WOMEN

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CATHOLICS, AND 56% PERCENT OF HISPANIC CATHOLICS.
- THAT'S PRETTY HIGH.

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- YES. IT IS VERY HIGH. BY CONTRAST, 59% PERCENT OF
BLACK PROTESTANT, AND 69% PERCENT OF WHITE

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EVANGELICAL PROTESTANTS APPOSE SAME SEX MARRIAGE.
- OH, APPOSE?

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- YES.
- YOU FLIPPED IT. I THOUGHT THEY

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WERE GOING TO BE--
- FLIPPING THE SCRIPT LEFT AND RIGHT, ALL DAY LONG--

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[TOGETHER]: 69% PERCENT OF EVANGELICALS.

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- YEAH, EXACTLY.
- SO BUT THAT'S STILL 30...

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- 31.
- 37 OR 46--

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- YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT, YEP. 100 - 46 IS 69.

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NONE OF THE 17 U.S. STATES THAT ALLOW SAME SEX MARRIAGE
ARE LOCATED IN THE SOUTH EAST,

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AND THIS WAS ALSO INTERESTING,
11% PERCENT OF LGBT PEOPLE APPOSE MARRIAGE

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EQUALITY.
- WHAT?

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- I JUST-- THAT JUST SEEMS LIKE SOME SELF HATRED
- WHY?

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- YOU KNOW, I FEEL TWO WAYS ABOUT THIS.
THE ONE WAY IS YOU HATE YOURSELF.

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THE OTHER WAY IS, UH, MAYBE THEY FEEL LIKE
WE'RE LOSING OUR EDGE.

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WHY FIGHT FOR THE TWO THINGS THAT ARE
MOST RESTRICTIVE, MILITARY AND MARRIAGE.

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- BUT DON'T THEY WANT TO BE TREATED EQUALLY?

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- I GUESS, BUT THIS IS ALL MY TOTAL
CONJECTURE ON THIS. I WONDER LIKE, HOW

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MUCH IS SELF HATRED, AND HOW MUCH OF THE
OTHER IS I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THAT.

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THAT'S CRAZY. THAT RUINS EVERYTHING. MARRIAGE.

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- THAT'S WHY I BECAME GAY SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO
DO ALL OF THIS.

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- EXACTLY. THAT'S WHY I CHOSE LAST YEAR.
- I CHOSE--

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- THIS WAS INTERESTING ALSO, 46% PERCENT
OF SELF IDENTIFIED TEA PARTY MEMBERS

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BELIEVE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS FRIENDLY
TO THE LGBT COMMUNITY.

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WHICH I THINK CAN MEAN A COUPLE OF THINGS.
THEY THINK THE REPUBLICAN

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PARTY IS TOO LIBERAL, LIKE IN A BAD WAY
THE TEA PARTY THINKS LIKE, YOU GUYS ARE

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BEING TOO NICE.
- TO THOSE GAYERS.

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- EXACTLY. ONLY 41% PERCENT OF EVANGELICALS,
AND 33% PERCENT OF WHAT THEY

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CALL, NONES. HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS?

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- WHY WAS THAT IN A QUOTE?
- BECAUSE IT 'S N O N E S--

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- OKAY. YOU KNOW I CAN'T...
--AND IT MEANS YOU DON'T IDENTIFY WITH A RELIGION.

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WHICH IS MORE, AND MORE COMMON.
- OH, SO IT'S ATHIEST?

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- NOT EVEN REALLY.

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I THINK IT'S JUST MORE LIKE, EH, NOTHING.

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- OH, SO APATHY?
- YEAH.

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- APATHETIC?
- MILLENNIALS.

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- WHILE THOSE RELIGIOUS NONES-- I DON'T KNOW I'M GOING TO
TO STOP USING THEIR WORDS,

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TEND TO BE ONE OF THE MOST SUPPORTIVE GROUPS
OPPOSITION WITHIN THIS NON-RELIGIOUS

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GROUP HAS RISSEN IN THE PAST DECADE FROM
18% PERCENT TO 26% PERCENT OF PEOPLE

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WHO APPOSE GAY MARRIAGE. BUT THAT IT GETS
VERY STRANGE.

289

- OF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T RELIGIOUS, OR WHO
DON'T GIVE AN F ABOUT RELIGION.

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- EXACTLY. YOU GOT IT?
- INSTAGRAM.

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- YES, BECAUSE OF INSTAGRAM.
- THEY'RE TO FOCUSED ON INSTAGRAM.

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- YEAH.
- AND FILTERS.

293

- YEAH.

294

- DID YOU KNOW THAT IN SEX IN THE CITY THEY DIDN'T VOTE?

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THEY LIKE JOKED ABOUT NOT VOTING.
- NO.

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- YES.
- SURVEY ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEEN THAT EPISODE,

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AND WHAT THEIR OPINIONS WERE, AND THEN KICK HER
OUT OF THIS COUNTRY.

298

- WHO CARRIE? YEAH.
- YEAH.

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