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Miss World USA wants to set an example this Halloween.
- October 29, 2010
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Starring Miss World USA
Also featuring B.J. Bales, Zosia Mamet, Tom Cleveland, Aaron Satnick, Anthony "Bear" Williams & Paul Oeser
Director: Felipe Torres Urso
Writer: Esteban Torres Urso
Producers: Felipe Torres Urso & Esteban Torres Urso, B.J Bales, Eric MacIver
Executive Producers: Jennifer Hanley & Niki Poptsis
Associate Producers: Andres Jeanton & Carole Satnick
Unit Production Manager: Jennifer Hanley
Cinematographer: Svetlana Cvetko
Editor: Michel Aller
Composer: Terrence Ma
Production Designer: Esteban Torres Urso
Costume Designer: Erica Palay
Supervising Audio Editor: Daniel Pagan
Visual Effects: Angus Bickerton
Visual Effects Artist: Duncan Kinnaird
Visual Effects Artist: Paul Tuersley
Asst. Production Manager: Leila Bicos
Sound Effects Editor: Terrence Ma
Gaffer: Matthew Hibbs
Key Grip: Matt Mazany
Costumer: Sarah Yellin
1st Asst: Camera: Jordan Lee
Best Boy Electric: Brian Henderson
Sound Mixer: Steve Pallow
Colorist: Brian Henderson
Special Thanks to Louisa Velis, Julie Rowen, Dan Hanley, Anthony J. Ciccolini III, Robert Komatsu, Mitch Stone, Andrew Rowlands, Christina Fiers, Matthew Morrissey, Chris Baugh, Helene Rosenblatt, Lane Satnick, Michael Atilano, Dexter Corales, Amber Bailey, Halloween Adventure Supserstore, Woodland Hills, CA
October 29, 2010
- [Narrator] (whispers) Exclusive...
- And it's rain drops, and it's rain drops
and it's lightning, lightning, lightning.
It's an earthquake, it's an earthquake...
- Jesus Christ.
- Alright, that was tight, y'all.
That was tight, your raindrops are comin' weak John.
Alright y'all... (claps hands)
Today's a big ass day, people, does anybody know why?
- Because it's Halloween and we're
a Halloween costume store?
- Nope, Miss World USA is gonna roll up into the store today
and buy one of our hand tailored costumes, WHAT!?
- Those costumes are mass produced in Central America.
- Now I know what y'all are thinkin.
- You're a douche bag?
- Let's get Miss USA dressed up in the sluttiest,
sexiest, nastiest costume in the entire store
that way we can get a look at her legs,
maybe see a little bit of her butt crack
and then maybe see some nipples through
the fabric, we can get a look at 'er nips.
- That's not what I was thinking.
- That is exactly what I was thinking.
- But no. (karate chop sound)
- Girls in...such as the...America
feel obligated to wear revealing Halloween costumes
in order to impress their male counterparts.
As Miss World USA, I wanna wear
something conservative this Halloween
because I wanna set an example for a generation
of future accomplished females.
(karate chop sound)
- She wants to wear somethin' conservative
this Halloween so she can set an example for
a future generation of accomplished females.
So what do I say? (Shake Weight shaking)
Ooh! You got it girl! (karate chop sound)
I say FUCK THAT, let's get this broad half-naked
and take some bomb-ass pictures of her
and we're gonna store 'em in
our cell phones, that's what's up!
- That's awesome!
- It is awesome Tom...question is,
who wants to be my wing-man?
- Yes! That's what's up, Tom.
- That's what's up, man. Ugh!
- Fucking idiots.
- [Tom] Gentlemen, Miss USA will
enter through the front door.
Our only obstacle, Beatrice Bibicoff.
Recent studies indicate that Beatrice is a huge cock block.
So, keep a low profile.
Act like you're doing inventory in the back.
Move down isle five, then left, then duck under the bats.
Charge towards the east side of the main entrance.
Wait...I put the Taylor Lautner there.
- Fuck Tom! You piece of shit!
- [Tom] Regroup...(music intensifies)
I'm going to need 10 seconds to get
Miss USA from the entrance to the private fitting room.
With no other options, Beatrice will be forced to yell.
- [Beatrice] Miss USA!
- [Tom] So you're gonna have to duck tape her mouth.
- Miss U--
- Duck tape her mouth?
- Yeah...you're gonna have to duck tape her mouth.
- Duck tape that bitch.
- [Beatrice] Miss USA!!
- What the fuck Gary?
- That whole thing probably won't work
so we're gonna have to go to Plan B.
Beatrice will follow us into the fitting room.
She's gonna be on our asses.
- What about this one?
- Wait, why don't you just fire Beatrice?
- Well you know I would Tom but I'm already
under heavy scrutiny for hiring minors.
Can't fire another female...fuckin' Obama.
- [Tom] So, you're gonna have to take the bullet.
- [Gary] I got you two of the most
royal costumes in the entire store.
- Does royalty look like something a stripper would wear?
- [Tom] It won't be easy.
- Listen, I'm gonna say this once...
- [Tom] She'll come at you hard...
- Or I'm outta here...I don't want anything to do with you.
You think I'm just going to come in here
and...you know take my sash off
and put on one of your slutty outfits?
Conservative...I have to be conservative
or I'm gonna be decrowned...
By Miss World USA, like the world!!
- Get outta here, you pervert!
- Fuck you, Gary!
- I'm proud of you Tom, now Miss USA
will look like a respectable role model.
My job here is done.
- (whispers) See ya! Pouch me...nice!
- [Tom] I will gain her trust.
Now these here are more conservative costumes.
And there will be one costume...
I won't even have to show it to her.
She will find it herself among a miriad
of conservative outfits, she will pick it out herself.
Because the fact is, girls don't feel forced
to dress slutty to impress guys they just genuinely
- (together) enjoy dressing slutty!
- Bitches will be bitches!
(all three cheer)
- God bless America.
- (whispers) Yeah...
- (whispers) Big butts...
- Yo, hook me up!
- Yes, yes!!
- Oh, hell yeah.