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Leaked! Alyssa Milano's sextape finally hits the internet and it finally shines the light where it belongs- Syria.
Published September 03, 2013 10m views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring Alyssa Milano, Steve Tom, and Peter Porte
Written Directed Edited by Nick Corirossi and Charles Ingram
Additional Writing by Chris Farah
Produced by Ally Hord
DP Brian Lane
Grip Aaron Ulrich
Art Tricia Robertson
Coordinator Becca Scheuer
Sound Chris Bennett and Peter Olsted for BoTown Sound
HMU Emily Rae
Wardrobe Tala Bahktar
PA Eric Norwine
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Published September 03, 2013

peter="Peter" porte="Porte": Cabo! 2013!

alyssa="Alyssa" milano="Milano": Cabo! [Laughs]

[Music Playing]

alyssa="Alyssa" milano="Milano": Look what I found.

peter="Peter" porte="Porte": Babe, you look hot.

alyssa="Alyssa" milano="Milano": Thanks, babe. Look at you. So romantic!

peter="Peter" porte="Porte": I got you rose petals.

alyssa="Alyssa" milano="Milano": I see that. Wow.

peter="Peter" porte="Porte": Whatcha got there?

alyssa="Alyssa" milano="Milano": It's my camera. I want to show you something.

peter="Peter" porte="Porte": And I want to show you something.

alyssa="Alyssa" milano="Milano": Okay. Let's see if I can figure out how to set this up here. I think that's it.

peter="Peter" porte="Porte": You left on the TV.

alyssa="Alyssa" milano="Milano": Who cares?

steve="Steve" tom="Tom": Our nation is on the brink of yet another conflict in the Middle East. This time, in Syria.

steve="Steve" tom="Tom": The roots of the current upheaval in Syria lie in sectarian divisions. Sunnis versus Alawites.

steve="Steve" tom="Tom": For decades, the nation has been ruled by the Assad family; first Hafez, and now his son, Bashar.

steve="Steve" tom="Tom": Their government is made up primarily of members of Syria's Alawite religious minority.

steve="Steve" tom="Tom": They ruled ruthlessly over the country's Sunni Muslim majority...

steve="Steve" tom="Tom": ...using their extensive security and still existent Russian military support, to maintain tight control. That is--until two-and-a-half years ago.

steve="Steve" tom="Tom": A loose coalition of Sunni-Islamist insurgents rose up against the Assad regime...

steve="Steve" tom="Tom": ...creating pockets of resistance around the country, and brought the battle to the nation's capital, Damascus.

steve="Steve" tom="Tom": Most recently, reports came in that a chemical weapons attack by the Assad government, killed nearly fourteen hundred Syrian civilians.

steve="Steve" tom="Tom": This brutal action by the Syrian government on its own citizens...

[Alyssa Giggling]

steve="Steve" tom="Tom": ...crossed President Obama's red line. Now, he has asked Congress for the ability to make tactical military strikes in Syria.

The American people await their decision.

alyssa="Alyssa" milano="Milano": I'm sorry. Change the channel. This, this is boring.

tv="TV" personality="Personality": Now, if you're not having no hair, all you do is take a bit of the moss like that.

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