The Legend of JJ Jefferson (Part 3 of 3)
JJ Jefferson is the big man on campus until he is challenged by Bo Jack and is forced to defend his throne... its about man-rape
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Directors & Producers: Chris Blakeman & Ben Mehlman
Written By: Chris Blakeman
Director of Photography: Sean Emer
Starring: Chris Blakeman, Chris Mawson, Adrian Saba & Ben Mehlman
Directors & Producers: Chris Blakeman & Ben Mehlman
Written By: Chris Blakeman
Director of Photography: Sean Emer
Starring: Chris Blakeman, Chris Mawson, Adrian Saba & Ben Mehlman
Added almost 3 years ago
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JJ Jefferson is the big man on campus until he is challenged by Bo Jack and is forced to defend his throne... its about man-rape
Patience is overrated...
Patience is overrated...
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J.J. is asleep, under the covers. Unbeknownst to him, Julio is laying right next to him. He begins to whisper in his ear.
JULIO
It's time.
EXT. CAMPUS QUAD-DUSK
Bo-Jack is chasing after a freshman boy when a blur zips past, taking the student with him.
BO-JACK
Now what in Liberachi's name was that?
J.J.
Me...Bo-Jack!
BO-JACK
Well well, J.J. Jefferson. Did y'all come back to get yo' ass handed to ya again?
J.J.
I came back to put an end to your terror...Your creamy terror. Bo-Jack...I challenge you to a rape off!
The whole campus gasps in shock once again. A crowd forms around them, and the Rape master appears with seven freshman on leashes with black bags on their heads.
RAPE MASTER
Alright Gents you know the rules. Person to get the most by ten, wins.
Julio gives a back rub.
JULIO
You ready champ?
J.J.
Ya but where is Charlie?
The rape master strikes the gong.
RAPE MASTER
Begin!
Both J.J. and Bo-Jack zoom off in different directions. Bo-jack and J.J. run after their individual freshman and by the end they are tied at 3 and 3. Bo-jack has the last freshman cornered and as the freshman backs up he falls and his black bag comes off revealing that it is Charlie under there. He has him corned. His mouth is watering with eagerness. As he is about to pounce, J.J. appears right behind him.
J.J.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
BO-JACK
Ha, sure J.J. Is that supposed to scare me? Don't get me wrong, the new dominance approach is very nice, but it won't stop me.
J.J.
Maybe not, but I will.
J.J. is now pressed right up against Bo-Jack, who is now terrified.
BO-JACK
What happened to you?
J.J.
I found my worth. I don't enjoy raping the weak and innocent...but rather, people like you. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna have to ask you to please drop you're pants, otherwise I will have to forcefully remove them. Yee haw!
EXT. CAMPUS QUAD-NIGHT
RAPE MASTER
Due to an unheard of default...by one contestant raping another, J.J. Jefferson is the winner!
The crowd cheers, and J.J. is hoised up on the peoples shoulders. After a few hoorays, J.J. gets down and approaches Julio and Charlie.
J.J.
So, what did ya think? Did I do good?
CHARLIE
You did awsome J.J. Now I know what I wanna be when I get out of school! I gotta tell me parents!
JULIO
You did marvelous my son. So now that you have reclaimed what is yours, what are you going to do now?
J.J.
Oh, I have an idea or two.
ext. campus parking lot-night
A cute COLLEGE GIRL is being pressed up against a car by a FRATBOY. He is forcing himself on her. As he makes his winning attempts to take her clothes off, a blur zooms by, de-pantsing the guy.
FRatguy
What the fuck?
J.J. appears right behind. And begins to whisper in his ear.
J.J.
I'm gonna git chya!
Fade to Black.
J.J. is asleep, under the covers. Unbeknownst to him, Julio is laying right next to him. He begins to whisper in his ear.
JULIO
It's time.
EXT. CAMPUS QUAD-DUSK
Bo-Jack is chasing after a freshman boy when a blur zips past, taking the student with him.
BO-JACK
Now what in Liberachi's name was that?
J.J.
Me...Bo-Jack!
BO-JACK
Well well, J.J. Jefferson. Did y'all come back to get yo' ass handed to ya again?
J.J.
I came back to put an end to your terror...Your creamy terror. Bo-Jack...I challenge you to a rape off!
The whole campus gasps in shock once again. A crowd forms around them, and the Rape master appears with seven freshman on leashes with black bags on their heads.
RAPE MASTER
Alright Gents you know the rules. Person to get the most by ten, wins.
Julio gives a back rub.
JULIO
You ready champ?
J.J.
Ya but where is Charlie?
The rape master strikes the gong.
RAPE MASTER
Begin!
Both J.J. and Bo-Jack zoom off in different directions. Bo-jack and J.J. run after their individual freshman and by the end they are tied at 3 and 3. Bo-jack has the last freshman cornered and as the freshman backs up he falls and his black bag comes off revealing that it is Charlie under there. He has him corned. His mouth is watering with eagerness. As he is about to pounce, J.J. appears right behind him.
J.J.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
BO-JACK
Ha, sure J.J. Is that supposed to scare me? Don't get me wrong, the new dominance approach is very nice, but it won't stop me.
J.J.
Maybe not, but I will.
J.J. is now pressed right up against Bo-Jack, who is now terrified.
BO-JACK
What happened to you?
J.J.
I found my worth. I don't enjoy raping the weak and innocent...but rather, people like you. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna have to ask you to please drop you're pants, otherwise I will have to forcefully remove them. Yee haw!
EXT. CAMPUS QUAD-NIGHT
RAPE MASTER
Due to an unheard of default...by one contestant raping another, J.J. Jefferson is the winner!
The crowd cheers, and J.J. is hoised up on the peoples shoulders. After a few hoorays, J.J. gets down and approaches Julio and Charlie.
J.J.
So, what did ya think? Did I do good?
CHARLIE
You did awsome J.J. Now I know what I wanna be when I get out of school! I gotta tell me parents!
JULIO
You did marvelous my son. So now that you have reclaimed what is yours, what are you going to do now?
J.J.
Oh, I have an idea or two.
ext. campus parking lot-night
A cute COLLEGE GIRL is being pressed up against a car by a FRATBOY. He is forcing himself on her. As he makes his winning attempts to take her clothes off, a blur zooms by, de-pantsing the guy.
FRatguy
What the fuck?
J.J. appears right behind. And begins to whisper in his ear.
J.J.
I'm gonna git chya!
Fade to Black.
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