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The Man With a Hand for a Penis

Today, Stan sells lemonade.

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Added about 1 year ago

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Categories: Web Series Sketch Parody

Keywords: The Man A Hand Tiffany Thomas theme song Alicyn Packard Jason Schwartz hand penis sex parody sketch deformity handjob cock dick prick tits fondle

Credits: Starring Tiffany Thomas & Dave Sirus
Theme Song by Adam Mirsky, Vocals by Alicyn Packard
Written by Dave Sirus & Jason Schwartz

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Piffany

Piffany

HAha 2 GOOD!

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kajillin

kajillin

lol a few more shakes and im almost done

posted about 12 months ago · Report Spam

EricaAsahan

Erica Asahan wrote:

Not too funny! He should have shown the real thing!!!! Coz the hand is kinda small...very disappointing! LMAO!!!

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

Mydnyte

Mydnyte

Almost as funny as the porn movie Edward Penishands.

posted about 1 year ago · Report Spam

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0hhe11naw

2 funi!

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lux

lux

i like where this is headed…

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Amy4Birds

Amy4Birds

Even his name, Hancock, is perfect.

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jbmcpart

jbmcpart

Love the ‘get out of here’ wave.

Creative without being overly offensive.

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BobJakeMcManus

Fantastic then!

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7patman7

Long lasting for the ladies, the hand can go forever.

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