If I was President

TheCelebrity… Dude, you need to put the “Fuck Bouncers” bit up on Funny or Die. Everybody loves that bit!

Robert- The Bouncer/ Celebrity Biker Rev.

(posted about 10 days ago)

You’d be an awesome president. But I see a problem with your plan. After you legalize marijuana, nothing else will get done.

(posted about 3 months ago)

penny jokes

(posted about 3 months ago)

i have never voted in my life, if you were on the ballot, i would vote for you. you are awesome.

(posted about 3 months ago)

you had me at legalized weed.

(posted about 4 months ago)

you coulda beat me

(posted about 4 months ago)

funny

(posted about 4 months ago)

I love funny men!

(posted about 4 months ago)

What’s with making a plant illegal anyway? Lol! I’d vote for ya!

(posted about 4 months ago)

Save the World.

(posted about 4 months ago)

weed should totally be, like, illegal. i, like, totally hate smoking weed, dude.

(posted about 4 months ago)

good standup

(posted about 4 months ago)

hahah your halarious

(posted about 4 months ago)

I WOULD TOTALLY VOTE FOR JAKE IANNARINO FOR PRESIDENT. IT’S A FUCKING JOKE THAT WEED IS ILLEGAL ANYWAY.

(posted about 4 months ago)

I so wish you were on the real ticket. I’d figure out how to rig the machines.

(posted about 4 months ago)

outlaw pennies lolll AMEN

(posted about 4 months ago)

Waiting until day 3 shows remarkable restraint.

(posted about 4 months ago)

Cool

(posted about 4 months ago)

standing o!!!

(posted about 4 months ago)

I agree with 1 and 2.

(posted about 4 months ago)