Feedback

Post this to Twitter

Share this on Facebook

Bookmark and Share

Join Log in

Home Browse

Exclusives Categories

Most Viewed | Most Favorited | Most Recent | Previously Featured | Forums | Blog | Upload

I'll be your poop, if you'll be my butt

Click me

Batman: Number One

The Commissioner confronts Batman on his number one crisis.

professort

Uploader

professort

3 videos 13 fans

Related By professort

Facebook Girl from SlowChildrenAtPlay

Facebook Girl (3:49) Facebook is great for staying in touch with fr...

Threat Number One, Happiness from snooperz

Threat Number One, Happiness (1:26) The Number One Threat in the World is Happiness.

Personal Relationship with Jesus from jasonberlin

Personal Relationship with Jesus (2:57) Is it possible to get a little *too* close to ...

Halo 3 uber Rap from warpedcorp

Halo 3 uber Rap (5:31) From the Minds of Warped Corp comes our Tribut...

DATING FOR DUMBASSES from laurenbarret

DATING FOR DUMBASSES (2:12) The title sums it up.

Roller Town from picnicface

Roller Town (3:23) We are currently looking for funding for this....

Damn You, Batman from Those Aren't Muskets

Damn You, Batman (3:38) Commissioner Gordon has some harsh words for T...

Dinner with Raphael from Ghostlight

Dinner with Raphael (10:24) A guy brings his girlfriend home to meet his f...

McCain's Mom Endorses McCain from Jason Allen and LizFeldman

McCain's Mom Endorses McCain (1:08) This unaired campaign ad features Senator John...

Boys and Girls: No Difference! from professort

Boys and Girls: No Difference! (2:17) This educational film will show you why when i...

Kung Fu F*ck You from professort

Kung Fu F*ck You (2:17) Your Kung-Fu is strong, but it is no match for...

Click me

Featured Exclusive On

Digg

F the Vote w/ Zach Gilford & Eva Amurri from Rock the Vote, Zach Gilford, and Eva Amurri

F the Vote w/ Zach Gilford & Eva Amurri (2:41) Zach & Eva show you the cool and sexy ways...

I am Tiger Woods from TWoods

I am Tiger Woods (1:38) Tiger Woods sets the record straight.

Broken Pinky Promise from skittens

Broken Pinky Promise (6:16) Tyler was trying to sell his bike on Craiglist...

Romano Sings from FrontPageFilms

Romano Sings (1:40) The most recognizable voice in America sings t...

Pixar's: Gran Up Torino from TubularGoldmine

Pixar's: Gran Up Torino (2:30) The new movie from Disney and Clint Eastwood w...

Precious Moments from AllenHere and Stephanie Allynne

Precious Moments (2:58) Stephanie and Allen recreate scenes from the m...

"The Adoption Agency" with Entourage star Rex Lee as Kim Jong Il from Bridger Nielson and Rex Lee

"The Adoption Agency" with Entourage star... (4:22) Kim Jong Il matches wits with the screening co...

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Audition Tape from Nick Kroll

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Auditi... (3:07) Bobby Bottleservice (Nick Kroll) auditions fo...

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town from Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

English Video from Canada

(2:02) Trailer for the Kids in the Hall's new 8-part ...

F the Vote w/ Zach Gilford & Eva Amurri from Rock the Vote, Zach Gilford, and Eva Amurri

F the Vote w/ Zach Gilford & Eva Amurri (2:41) Zach & Eva show you the cool and sexy ways...

I am Tiger Woods from TWoods

I am Tiger Woods (1:38) Tiger Woods sets the record straight.

"Still not getting on that motherfu$%ing boat" w/ T-Pain & Andy Samberg from T-Pain and Andy Samberg

"Still not getting on that motherfu$%ing b... (1:25) Andy sings in Auto-Tune to a hermit crab on an...

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Audition Tape from Nick Kroll

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Auditi... (3:07) Bobby Bottleservice (Nick Kroll) auditions fo...

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town from Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

English Video from Canada

(2:02) Trailer for the Kids in the Hall's new 8-part ...

Thomas Lennon is Guntram Müller - MüllerCize It! part zwei from Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant

Thomas Lennon is Guntram Müller - MüllerC... (2:39) World famous Luge Olympian GUNTRAM MÜLLER's li...

2012!! In your face advertising! from FOD Team, BRIAN HUSKEY, and Braunger

2012!! In your face advertising! (2:42) Matt Braunger and Brian Huskey are Gorilla Pro...

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene from Rachel Bilson, Jake, Adam Scott, McG, and FOD Team

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene (3:45) Exclusive sex scene from Rachel Bilson's upcom...

Black Hiker with Blair Underwood from Blair Underwood, FOD Team, Braunger, Seth , lauren, and Josh Simpson

Black Hiker with Blair Underwood (3:24) A black man tries to enjoy a scenic hike.

More on Digg

Show: Popular Upcoming

Bobby Bottleservice - Jersey Shore Audition Tape from Nick Kroll

Bobby Bottleservice - Je...

413 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Youth In Revolt Red Band Trailer from Youth In Revolt

Youth In Revolt Red Band...

745 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town from Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town

Kids in the Hall: Death ...

English Video from Canada

600 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

The Best of Leon from TubularGoldmine

The Best of Leon

570 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Flacidux - The Opposite of Enzyte from RayOlight

Flacidux - The Opposite ...

308 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

The Best of Susie Greene from TubularGoldmine

The Best of Susie Greene

342 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns, Andy Richter, Conan O'Brien, Zach Galifianakis, and Comedy Deathray

Between Two Ferns with Z...

2419 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No from NoMasTV

Dock Ellis & The LSD N...

692 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Molly Sims Dramatic Acting Reel from Molly Sims, FOD Team, and Jake

Molly Sims Dramatic Acti...

483 diggs

Digg-it-tiny

Share

Share

Post to MySpace!

Post this to Twitter

Bookmark and Share

More...

Embed this video

size

Email this video

You must Login or Signup to favorite things (it's not hard!)

You must Login or Signup to use playlists (it's not hard!)

You must Login or Signup to report abuse (it's not hard!)

Added about 9 months ago

16,145 views

Favorited by 3 users

358 funny votes

59 die votes

Categories: Not Safe For Work Sketch

Keywords: Number One The Commissioner Eric Trueheart Director of photography Tim Walker Katie Massa The Thug Batman Dark Knight comicbook pee

Credits: Written & Directed by Eric Trueheart
Director of Photography - David Spancer
The Commissioner - Tim Walker
Officer McGuinness - Katie Massa
The Thug - Montano Sokolow
Batman - Eric Trueheart
Production Heroes - Vanessa Bonet, Matt Shaw

1 comments

Your Comment:

alphatroll

alphatroll

"marking my territory" (Jack Nickolson's voice) was my immediate response!

image-wise.... I'd think the crims would fear him even more.... =(

posted about 9 months ago · Report Spam

This Site

Business & Stuff

Our People

Featured Celebrities

Our Sites

Copyright © 2009 December Funny or Die Inc. All rights reserved.