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The Watermelon Crisis

Mitch Hills tries to talk down a suicidal watermelon from jumping out a window.

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Categories: Sketch Parody

Keywords: Watermelon Suicide Chicago Window Mitch Hills Food Negotiator Second City Bizarre Dog Juice.

Credits: Written and Directed by: Jack Famera
Starring: Joe Famera, Charley Davidson and Jack Famera

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