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...trust the midas touch?
I had a girlfriend with big fake tits who would do that in the mall every time we passed a shoe store
wtf? cool breaks jhuh
Yeah you totally can’t see the rig on the rear axle…I’ll beleive that “when me shit turns purple and smells like Lucky Charms….”
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...trust the midas touch?
I had a girlfriend with big fake tits who would do that in the mall every time we passed a shoe store
wtf? cool breaks jhuh
Yeah you totally can’t see the rig on the rear axle…I’ll beleive that “when me shit turns purple and smells like Lucky Charms….”