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Published April 29, 2014 82k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
Starring James Adomian and Demorge Brown
Written by Jake Fogelnest
Edited by Kegan Swyers and Caleb Swyers

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE
DOING THIS TO ME.

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UH, MR. STERLING, IN LIGHT
OF YOUR RECENT COMMENTS WE JUST

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DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

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THE NAACP SIMPLY CAN'T GIVE AN
AWARD TO A RACIST.

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LOOK. I-- I'VE BEEN A RACIST
FOR YEARS. WHY IS THIS A PROBLEM

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ALL OF A SUDDEN?

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SIR, ARE YOU BRAGGING
TO ME THAT YOU'RE A RACIST?

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I'M SORRY.

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I DON'T MEAN TO COME OFF POMPOUS.
I JUST HAVE A LONG HISTORY

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OF RACISM.

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-PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT.
-EXCUSE ME?

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-LISTEN, TYRONE
-MY NAME IS JOHN, SIR.

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WHATEVER.

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I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A HUGE RACIST.

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2002, I'M TALKING TO A PROPERTY
SUPERVISOR OF SOME REAL ESTATE I OWN.

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I TOLD HIM TO GET RID OF THE BLACKS
IN THE BUILDING BECAUSE THEY

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SMELL AND THEY'RE NOT CLEAN.

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I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT
YOU SAID THAT.

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I DID SAY IT!

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YEARS AGO! IT'S SWORN TESTIMONY!

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COST ME $2.7 MILLION
DOLLARS IN SETTLEMENT MONEY.

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NOW WHAT TIME SHOULD
I BE THERE TO PICK UP MY AWARD?

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SIR, WE'RE NOT GIVING
YOU AN AWARD.

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WHY?

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WHAT? JUST BECAUSE OF
THE STUFF I SAID ABOUT MEXICANS?

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WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MEXICANS?

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THAT THEY JUST SMOKE AND DRINK
AND HANG AROUND THE HOUSE.

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THIS IS OLD NEWS!

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I'M GONNA WEAR MY NEW TUXEDO TO
THE AWARDS DINNER YOU'RE THROWING

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IN MY HONOR!

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AGAIN! TO BE CLEAR! YOU ARE NOT
GETTING AN AWARD.

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COME ON! QUIT BEING
AN INDIAN GIVER.

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-ARE YOU SERIOUS MAN?
-OH, I'M SORRY.

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A NATIVE AMERICAN GIVER.

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ARE YOU HAPPY?

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NO. THAT MIGHT BE
EVEN MORE OFFENSIVE.

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LOOK, THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME BEING
RACIST, IS IT?

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I BET THIS IS BECAUSE I REFUSED
TO PAY FOR THE PROSTATE CANCER

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TREATMENT OF ONE OF MY COACHES.

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NO! IT IS ABOUT YOU
BEING A RACIST.

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IS IT BCAUSE OF MY NUMEROUS
SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAWSUITS?

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WHAT?

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SOMETIMES IN THE LIMOUSINE,
THERE WAS A GIRL, AND SHE SEDUCES

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ME AND SHE SAID THAT SHE WANTS TO
SUCK ON ME, AND SHE KICKS
MY SHOES OFF,

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AND SHE STARTS TOUCHING UP ME.

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WHAT?

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I SAID THAT IN A COURTROOM IN 2003.
YOU CAN LOOK IT UP.

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IT'S OLD NEWS!

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I'M JUST HERE TO PICK UP MY AWARD.

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THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE AN AWARD.

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YOU PROMISED THIS! WHAT ABOUT
ALL THE GOOD I'VE DONE FOR THE COMMUNITY?

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LOOK, I'VE GIVEN AWAY CLIPPERS TICKETS
BACK WHEN NOBODY WANTED TO

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GO TO A CLIPPERS GAME!

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I'M GETTING OFF THE PHONE NOW.

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THIS WHOLE THING IS
BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION.

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SO WHAT IF I'M A RACIST!

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WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?
YOU GOING TO FINE ME?

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I'M A BILLIONAIRE!

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OK. FF--

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MAYBE I HAVE TO SELL THE
CLIPPERS AND MAKE MILLIONS OF

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DOLLARS. BOO HOO!

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WOW.

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SO, IF I EMAIL YOU MY
ACCEPTANCE SPEECH AHEAD OF TIME

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SOMEBODY LOADS IT ON THE
TELEPROMPTER FOR WHEN I ACCEPT

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MY AWARD?

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NO.

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FINE. IT FIGURES YOU PEOPLE.
YOU'D BE TOO LAZY TO GET YOUR

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OWN TELEPROMPTER.

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WH-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE?

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I MEAN BLACK PEOPLE.

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IT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS MEANT.

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YOU'RE NOT RECORDING THIS PHONE
CALL ARE YOU?

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NO.

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