My silly parody of what happened to the glorious Idina Menzel at the Oscars this... more »
My silly parody of what happened to the glorious Idina Menzel at the Oscars this year.
(something along the lines of....)
Something has changed about me.
Something is not the same.
I think it's the way that John Travolta has pronounced my name.
Too late to order pizza.
No one here saved me a slice.
Hey, Jared Leto, I'm not your mom, but it would have been nice.
At least I don't have to go against Gravity.
I don't think anyone wins against Gravity.
Unless you're 12 Years A Slave.
My dear Dallas Buyers Club-
Your movie's quite a fix.
But don't forget that RENT had done it back in '96.
So Ellen's costume changes, are a bit, or so it seems.
I still think Tina and Amy make a better hosting team.
We should put them against Gravity.
I think we all should go up against Gravity.
And let Lupita bring them down.
I don't even know who Adele Dazeem is.
I mean, I know who Adele is.
But...I don't know who Dazeem is.
Is that why they sped my song up on me?
Awww, shoot. « less