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CHRISTIAN ROCK I stone cold bought my B.A. in Visual and Media Arts from Emerson College, where I founded ... more >

CHRISTIAN ROCK I stone cold bought my B.A. in Visual and Media Arts from Emerson College, where I founded The Super Secret Project with badboy Billy D. Before bringing The SSP to the masses, I learned the now famous "crane kick", defeating the Cobra Kai dojo two years in a row. When not being completely awesome, I kicks it with my D.O. double G's. I would like to be a millionaire. Or a billionaire. Or maybe even a trillionaire. BILLY D I'm an escapist. I like to write short, funny skits and tunes. Is that a character flaw? I don't know but for right now, it seems okay. Don't judge. Fortunately, I have some friends who also share in the creation of comedy. I may not be able to dance and sing and whittle as well as they do, but fuck them. Those are stupid things to be good at anyway. LADY OF THE HOUSE I survived the winters in upstate NY and earned my Master's Degree from Syracuse University. In the real world, I quickly acquired a distaste for "news" and discovered the really cool people are in production. I then slept my way into positions at Geffen Records, Paramount Studios, NBC and Media 100, Inc. People have been lucky enough to work with me in Los Angeles, New York and Boston. Christian lost a bet and brought me into the SSP in 2005.What else? Uh, I live in Boston, where I control my outstanding fantasy football team, make a mean guacamole and work on writing the next great American novel, bitch. KB I was born. I did some stuff (mostly women and drugs) and now I pass the time masturbating on my roommate's computer and working for the man and writing run on sentences. I'm also way into taint waxing. Professionally. Hit me up, fellas! NOBBY V I would never be so presumptious as to assume that you, random web site visitor, would give a flying crap about me and the sordid details of my life story. I wish I could say the same about the fellow members of the SSP. Egotistical pricks. < less