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nobody like George Carlin!!! one of the best EVER!!
Wonderful!
Good material but what is this weird urban diction he has acquired here. I remember seeing this on television and noticing it then.
lol
“Sailing isn’t a sport, sailing is a way to get somewhere. Riding the bus isn’t a sport, why the fuck should sailing be a sport?”—George Carlin
Good stuff.
great. excellent. genius.
this is so fundamentally true it scares me!
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nobody like George Carlin!!! one of the best EVER!!
Wonderful!
Good material but what is this weird urban diction he has acquired here. I remember seeing this on television and noticing it then.
lol
“Sailing isn’t a sport, sailing is a way to get somewhere. Riding the bus isn’t a sport, why the fuck should sailing be a sport?”—George Carlin
Good stuff.
great. excellent. genius.
this is so fundamentally true it scares me!