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Mrs. Alabaster at the Porn Convention

Our favorite widow gets dating advice from adult film stars.
 
Mrs. Alabster
 

Rating: 2.41/5.0

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371 funny votes

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Added: 3 months ago

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KMarandi
KMarandi

If I didn’t laugh even once, I should choose “die” right?

(posted 3 months ago)

 
WebCred
WebCred

nice blouse

(posted 3 months ago)

 
kellylabanco
kellylabanco

i wonder if she got that lovely blouse at target??

(posted 3 months ago)

 
iheartbeer
iheartbeer

good idea, terrible “actor” (i’m using the term actor VERY loosely)

(posted 3 months ago)

 
cuttingroomfloorguy
cuttingroomf...

Well… the premise was there. Sadly absent… the laughs.

(posted 3 months ago)

 
LtDan
LtDan

not funny

(posted 3 months ago)

 
NameTaken
NameTaken

i was going to vote die until the “hmmm” followed by silence… then it was hilarious

(posted 3 months ago)

 
Layla33
Layla33

This is hilarious. Seriously.

(posted 3 months ago)

 
elle_diablo
elle_diablo

I love how she melts off the robo-bull-thing.

(posted 3 months ago)

 
Jordan_Morris
Jordan_Morris

Well played Mrs. A

(posted 3 months ago)

 
shoutitout
shoutitout

phattshortman. obviously someone we should all listen to. what other grand statements will thou make?

i woman. i go make dinner.

(posted 3 months ago)

 
swinehammer
swinehammer

Its ok if you watch it on mute.

(posted 3 months ago)

 
yoyoyo
yoyoyo

Phattshorfman- what up, girl! I just wanted to tell you that I think that all of the 0 videos you made are hilarious. I’m so happy that we finally have a really well-educated person on here who doesn’t embarrass himself with every idiotic thing he says! Stupid. Loser. Douchebag.

(posted 3 months ago)

 
phattshortman6
phattshortman6

Women aren’t funny.

(posted 3 months ago)

 
yoyoyo
yoyoyo

Hilarious. My favorite thing in a while. LOVE YOU, MRS. A!

(posted 3 months ago)

 
friendspacebook
friendspacebook

Very funny….and interesting to see how brainless many of these porn stars are.

(posted 3 months ago)

 
Noun
Noun

Mrs. (or is it Ms.?) Alabaster, you sure are spry!

(posted 3 months ago)

 
honestly
honestly

fucking funny as hell!

(posted 3 months ago)

 
shoutitout
shoutitout

“i’m flat footed for starters” i love this woman. hilarious fall off of the bull.

(posted 3 months ago)

 
nunboxer
nunboxer

Not funny. But that blonde was wow.

(posted 3 months ago)

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