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Popular dating site OkCupid admits to tinkering with its users for research, but we probably should have noticed it sooner.
Published August 07, 2014 66k views More Info »
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Additional Credits:
CAST:
OKCupid Guy - Chris Alvarado
Couples
Jesse Benjamin/Lilan Bowden
Bryan Cook/Eliza Skinner
Tony Rodriguez/Lisa Best
CREW:
Director - Ian Pfaff
Producer - Sean Dacanay
Writer - Bryan Cook
DP - Matt Sweeney
Gaffer - Mike Blevins
Key Grip - Mark Yeazel
H&MU - Jessica Leigh Schwartz
Sound - Shannon Deane (BoTown Sound)
PA - Ben Parks
Editor - Kegan Swyers
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Published August 07, 2014

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>: Male voice: AT OKCUPID.COM WE USE
PATENTED ALGORITHMS TO MATCH

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THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE A DAY
WITH THE RIGHT PARTNER.

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SURE, WE'VE GOTTEN INTO A
LITTLE HOT WATER LATELY,

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FOR ADMITTING WE EXPERIMENT
ON HUMANS, BUT WHO DOESN'T?

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FACEBOOK INTENTIONALLY
MANIPULATES YOUR EMOTIONS

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THROUGH YOUR NEWS FEED.
NETFLIX TRIES TO CONVINCE

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YOU WILL LIKE A JASON SEGEL
MOVIE. ZEUS.COM BUILT

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A HUMAN CENTIPEDE ONCE.
SO WHAT'S A LITTLE SOCIOLOGICAL

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TAMPERING? BESIDES,
WE GET RESULTS.

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(keyboard being typed on)

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>: HE'S JUST SO CARING,
AND SENSITIVE. I NEVER THOUGHT

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I'D MEET A MAN WHO SHARES SO
MANY OF MY INTERESTS.

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>: (he cracks up) WE'RE SO IN LOVE.

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>: ALRIGHT, SO SOMETIMES WE
SCRAP THE ALGORITHMS AND

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JUST WING IT.

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>: I HAD SOME ROUGH TIMES,
AND WHAT I NEEDED MOST

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WAS A MAN WHO WAS ATTENTIVE
TO MY NEEDS. OKCUPID BOUGHT

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ME THAT WITH GARY.

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RIGHT SWEETIE?
(typing sounds from a mobile phone)

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S-SORRY.

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>: WE'VE LEARNED THAT TELLING
PEOPLE THEY'RE COMPATIBLE

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IS JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS
TESTING COMPATIBILITY.

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>: male voice:
WE GO SHOPPING, WE LIKE
THE SAME MOVIES--

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>: AND HE NEVER PRESSURES
ME TO HAVE SEX.

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>: YEAH, HE'S GAY.
WE HOOKED YOU UP WITH
A GAY GUY.

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>: YEAH, I'M OK WITH THAT.

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>: IS WHAT WE DO WRONG?
MAYBE. THE POINT IS

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VIRTUALLY EVERY WEBSITE DOES
WHAT WE DO. EXCEPT LINKEDIN.

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THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING.
FOR ANYONE.

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SO, OKCUPID IS GOING TO
CONTINUE PROVIDING OUR

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MEMBERS WITH TOP NOTCH
DATING SERVICES.

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BUT WE'LL ALSO CONTINUE
SCREWING WITH THEM.

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>: WELL, WHAT ABOUT US?
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR YEARS

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AND THINGS ARE
PRACTICALLY PERFECT.

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>: HE'S YOUR BROTHER.
>: WHAT?

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>: I KNEW SHE LOOKED
FAMILIAR.

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>: YEAH, WE'RE INTO SOME PRETTY
CRAZY SHIT AROUND HERE,

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BUT THE FACT IS PEOPLE ARE
SCARED. THE WORLD IS COLD,

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AND OUR SERVICE IS FREE.
SO WE'LL SEE YOU SOON.

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>: Guy's Voice: OKCUPID.COM

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YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO.

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>: (Female sings)
And I just want to spend
time with you

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>: WE'RE SO IN LOVE.

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE
YOU WEARING?

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I-IT'S A ROMPER.

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