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38 weeks pregnant, 7 days before delivery. Parody of Single Ladies
Published July 27, 2010 2.6k views More Info »
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Anthony Falcon
98 Funny Votes
23 Die Votes
2,629 Views
Published July 27, 2010
All the pregnant ladies (7 X)
Now put your feet up!

Sittin in the tub
Coffee in my cup
No caffeine in the thing.

Pain in my hips
And now you gonna trip
Cuz you can’t have sex with me.

Don’t have a lap
Can’t take a crap
And how ‘bout water retention

My urine leaks for 40 weeks
But you can’t be mad at me!

Cuz if you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it.
If you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it.
Don’t be mad when I say you gotta babysit!
If you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it.

Uh oh oh uh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh (2 X)

If you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it.
If you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it.
Don’t you laugh when you can see that I can barely sit!
If you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it.

Coat won’t zip
Fat on my hips
Can’t fit into my very own jeans.

You’re acting up.
Don’t say what
I can care less what you think

I run to the kitchen
Cuz I’m retchin’
Don’t pay me any attention.

You knew what you did.
And now you got a kid
Don’t pretend you didn’t know what this could be!
Cuz if you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it.
If you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it.
Don’t you laugh when you can see that I can barely sit!
If you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it.

Uh oh oh uh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh uh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh (All Repeat 2 X)


Don’t tell me not to eat this piece of cake!
No, don’t make that mistake.
Your demands of me are absurd
You’re such a jerk!

But it’s too late cuz inside me
Is your demon seed
So I can’t break free
From you and me
For infinity and beyond!
This is not what I want.
I’d rather be alone.
So take your nasty attitude
And like a ghost please be gone.

All the pregnant ladies (X7)

Now put your feet up

Uh oh oh uh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Uh oh oh uh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh

Cuz if you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it.
If you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it.
Don’t you laugh when you can see that I can barely sit!
If you liked it then you shoulda’ put a thing on it. (Repeat 2 X)

Uh oh oh



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