Turning Japanese by White on Rice
White On Rice is Norah Jones Sarah Oda Maria Falgione Directed by Edward Ellington Written by Sarah Oda Edited by Ken Webb Shot by Katherine Randolph, Mike Kesler Special Guests: Alex... more »
White On Rice
is
Norah Jones
Sarah Oda
Maria Falgione
Directed by Edward Ellington
Written by Sarah Oda
Edited by Ken Webb
Shot by Katherine Randolph, Mike Kesler
Special Guests: Alex Petrovich, Jonathan Flaugher, Ralph as himself « less
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White On Rice
is
Norah Jones
Sarah Oda
Maria Falgione
Directed by Edward Ellington
Written by Sarah Oda
Edited by Ken Webb
Shot by Katherine Randolph, Mike Kesler
Special Guests: Alex Petrovich, Jonathan Flaugher, Ralph as himself
Categories: Sketch
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- I think I read somewhere that "turning Japanese" is a euphemism for masturbation, and in fact, that is what Urban Dictionary returns after you search that phrase, although the song is about something else entirely, that has nothing to do with either masturbation, or Japan. Also, I love Norah Jones; but this sketch wasn't very funny.
- Well, Sarah Oda is hot, but this sketch was more weird than actually funny.
- Norah Jones: [Hugs Ted] How are you, you fuzzy asshole? Ted: Well, you know I'm not a hot half-Muslim chick who sold over 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there. Norah Jones: Well, half-Indian, but... thanks. Love it!
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