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The remake of 'When Harry Met Sally' that everyone has been waiting for is finally here. Starring Billy Crystal, Helen Mirren and featuri...
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Starring:  Billy Crystal, Helen Mirren, Rob Reiner, Adam Scott, Rob Riggle, Maya Rudolph, Jennifer Crystal Foley, Mike Tyson, Mike O'Malley, Josh Fadem and Ali Wong
Featuring:  Jenifer Lewis, Andrew Miller, David Sherman, Sara Wells, Renee Taylor, Noell Caroll, Martin Dusig,  Catherine Lydon   
Soccer Girls: Ella Foley,  Anya Maynard, Ella Jean-Sprecher, Tess Feldman, Scarlet Orner, Maeve Carney, Poppy Miller, Blusette Miller
Birthday Girls: Dylan Foley,  Tess Feldman, Ella Jean-Sprecher, Zoe Jean-Sprecher, Laila Mortensen, Scarlet Orner, Zoe Jean-Sprecher & Arrena Dorn
Directed by:  Lindsay Crystal
Written by: Mike Foley and Howie Miller
Executive Producers:  Billy Crystal,  Mike Farah
Produced by:  Allison Hord, Betsy Koch, Samantha Sprecher
Associate Producer:  Liz Lanteri 
Director of Photography:  Clyde Smith 
Edited by:  Pat Bishop
Color Correction: Dustin Bowser
Assistant Director:  Tim Ketchersid
2nd Assistant Director:  Matt Mazany
Script Supervisor: Kristin Owings
Production Designers:  Alexi Gomez, Caity Birmingham, and Martin Vallejo 
Sound: Chad Ubovich for BoTown Sound
VFX: Tooth Animation by Dentity FX
Dental Prosthetics by Gary Archer
SFX Makeup:  Peter Montagna
SFX Makeup Asst:  Steve LaPorte 
Hair/MU:  Joy Zapata
Hair/MU Asst:  Norma Lee 
Wardrobe Stylist: Wendy Greiner
Wardrobe Asst:  Liz Dickson
Key Costumer: Dana Loats  
Camera Operator:  Mat Alcorn
Asst Camera Operator:  Ian Jay
Gaffer: James Childres
Key Grip: Chris Rauch
Best Boy Grip:  Joel Marich
G&E: Casey Desmet, Paul Brown, Cody Caldwell, Mike Primm, Matt Rogers
DIT: Thatcher Kelly  
EPK:  Jordan Martin 
Still photographer:  Tiffany Roohani
Production Assistants:  Alistair Walford, Paul Heikens, Andrew Grissom, Eric Norwine, Saba Zerehi, Russ Fung, Jon Ziskal
Special Thanks to: Hollenbeck Palms, Bill and Peggy Heideman, Paul Linden, Gene Dugan and Alternative Rentals and Gary Archer

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Voiceover: (whispered) Exclusive.

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Billy: So after Sally passes away,

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it's not only about Harry
dealing with the loss,

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but also about finding love again.

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Rob: Yeah, you know, because people love

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Harry and Sally.

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They want to know what they're up to now,

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even if one of them is dead.

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Billy: It's everything
that the first movie was,

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but now to the baby boomer crowd.

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Executive 1: The boomer
quadrant is blowing up.

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Rob: Oh, there's definitely
an audience for this.

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Executive 2: I have to say...

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Executive 3: Oh, it's genius. It's genius.

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Guys, this is the perfect way to do this.

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Billy: I'm so glad you think so.

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Executive: I just have one little tweak.

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Not a big deal.

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(bouncy piano music)

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Man in blue: It's just like the brochure,

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it's pretty great.

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Billy: Yeah, yeah.

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Daughter: Mom wouldn't have wanted you

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in that big house all alone.

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She'd want you making new friends, Dad.

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Billy: I know.

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(music continues)

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Helen: The liver and onions please.

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I want my flax seed all on the side

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and I just want low sodium butter.

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And then for dessert I'll
have the tapioca pudding,

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but I want sugar free whipped cream

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but if you don't have sugar free,

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then I'll just have a
scoop of cottage cheese

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with seedless berries but
if you don't have seedless,

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I won't have anything at all. Thank you.

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What?

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(mumbled) Have I got
something on my mouth?

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Harry, you don't want to
be with someone like me.

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I'm difficult.

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Billy: Are you kidding?
I love everything about

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you and trust me, when
you realize you want

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to spend the rest of your life with

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(stumbles over words), the
thing; I'm getting old.

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Helen: Harry.

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(Billy screams)

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Billy: What did you do to me?

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Helen: Well, you said you wanted to spend

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the rest of your life with me.

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Billy: Yeah, 10, 15 years
tops, but not eternity.

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Voiceover: B52.

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Lady in red: Bingo.

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Helen: Oh, bollocks.

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Woman at soccer: So your dad's
got a new girlfriend, huh?

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Daughter: Apparently.

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Woman at soccer: Seems nice and pale.

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Daughter: He says she hates the sun.

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Billy: Come on ref, open your eyes.

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Ref: Suck it, old man. (laughs)

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Helen: Hungry?

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Oh!

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Billy: What's the matter?

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Helen: His balls are in the way.

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Billy: Well, give them to me.

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Helen: They're too big.

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Billy: Pass the whole sac.

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Rabbi: I will now cut the foreskin.

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(baby crying)

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Helen: Down.

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Group: Mazel tov.

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Daughter: Grandpa, take a picture.

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Billy: Everybody smile now.

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Oh, I'm liking that.

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Helen: You don't eat
the entertainment before

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they entertain. Who does that?

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Billy: Spleen.

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Helen: I don't feed between meals.

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Billy: I'll roll down the window.

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Aw, shit.

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(Older man crying)

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Helen: Ugh, yuck. Coumadin, dammit.

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Officer: Bed bugs?

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Mike: Bed bugs, my ass. We gotto kill us

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some mother fucking grampires.

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Ye, yep, yep, yep.

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Helen: (moaning in pleasure) Yes!

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Lady in pink: I'll have what she...Ahh!

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Billy: Fantastic, right?

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Rob: We got to give it
to you, we didn't see it.

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Billy: Didn't see it.

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Executive: I think it...

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Executive 3: I think it was great.

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I think we have something
really, really special.

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You guys are firing on all cylinders.

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I feel like...I just
have one little tweak.

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Not a big deal.

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Helen: So anyway, he was chowing down

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on this forearm.

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Billy: No, it wasn't a
forearm. It was his thigh.

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I was chowing down on this thigh

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and here comes this little girl.

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Helen: Well anyway, he's always had

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this huge appetite.

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Billy: I have a very big appetite.

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Helen: Yeah.

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