The Horror Of Our Love: A Short Film
The remake of 'When Harry Met Sally' that everyone has been waiting for is finally here. Starring Billy Crystal, Helen Mirren and featuring the many talents of Rob Reiner, Adam Scott, Mike Tyson, Rob Riggle, Maya Rudolph, Jennifer Crystal Foley, Mike O'Malley & Josh Fadem.
- April 05, 2011
- 5.8m Views
Starring: Billy Crystal, Helen Mirren, Rob Reiner, Adam Scott, Rob Riggle, Maya Rudolph, Jennifer Crystal Foley, Mike Tyson, Mike O'Malley, Josh Fadem and Ali Wong
Featuring: Jenifer Lewis, Andrew Miller, David Sherman, Sara Wells, Renee Taylor, Noell Caroll, Martin Dusig, Catherine Lydon
Soccer Girls: Ella Foley, Anya Maynard, Ella Jean-Sprecher, Tess Feldman, Scarlet Orner, Maeve Carney, Poppy Miller, Blusette Miller
Birthday Girls: Dylan Foley, Tess Feldman, Ella Jean-Sprecher, Zoe Jean-Sprecher, Laila Mortensen, Scarlet Orner, Zoe Jean-Sprecher & Arrena Dorn
Directed by: Lindsay Crystal
Written by: Mike Foley and Howie Miller
Executive Producers: Billy Crystal, Mike Farah
Produced by: Allison Hord, Betsy Koch, Samantha Sprecher
Associate Producer: Liz Lanteri
Director of Photography: Clyde Smith
Edited by: Pat Bishop
Color Correction: Dustin Bowser
Assistant Director: Tim Ketchersid
2nd Assistant Director: Matt Mazany
Script Supervisor: Kristin Owings
Production Designers: Alexi Gomez, Caity Birmingham, and Martin Vallejo
Sound: Chad Ubovich for BoTown Sound
VFX: Tooth Animation by Dentity FX
Dental Prosthetics by Gary Archer
SFX Makeup: Peter Montagna
SFX Makeup Asst: Steve LaPorte
Hair/MU: Joy Zapata
Hair/MU Asst: Norma Lee
Wardrobe Stylist: Wendy Greiner
Wardrobe Asst: Liz Dickson
Key Costumer: Dana Loats
Camera Operator: Mat Alcorn
Asst Camera Operator: Ian Jay
Gaffer: James Childres
Key Grip: Chris Rauch
Best Boy Grip: Joel Marich
G&E: Casey Desmet, Paul Brown, Cody Caldwell, Mike Primm, Matt Rogers
DIT: Thatcher Kelly
EPK: Jordan Martin
Still photographer: Tiffany Roohani
Production Assistants: Alistair Walford, Paul Heikens, Andrew Grissom, Eric Norwine, Saba Zerehi, Russ Fung, Jon Ziskal
Special Thanks to: Hollenbeck Palms, Bill and Peggy Heideman, Paul Linden, Gene Dugan and Alternative Rentals and Gary Archer
April 05, 2011
Voiceover: (whispered) Exclusive.
Billy Crystal: So after Sally passes away,
Billy Crystal: it's not only about Harry
dealing with the loss,
Billy Crystal: but also about finding love again.
Rob Reiner: Yeah, you know, because people love
Rob Reiner: Harry and Sally.
Rob Reiner: They want to know what they're up to now,
Rob Reiner: even if one of them is dead.
Billy Crystal: It's everything
that the first movie was,
Billy Crystal: but now to the baby boomer crowd.
Josh Fadem: The boomer
quadrant is blowing up.
Rob Reiner: Oh, there's definitely
an audience for this.
Ali Wong: I have to say...
Adam Scott: Oh, it's genius. It's genius.
Adam Scott: Guys, this is the perfect way to do this.
Billy Crystal: I'm so glad you think so.
Adam Scott: I just have one little tweak.
Adam Scott: Not a big deal.
(bouncy piano music)
It's just like the brochure,
it's pretty great.
Billy Crystal: Yeah, yeah.
Mom wouldn't have wanted you
in that big house all alone.
She'd want you making new friends, Dad.
Billy Crystal: I know.
The liver and onions please.
I want my flax seed all on the side
and I just want low sodium butter.
Helen Mirren: And then for dessert I'll
have the tapioca pudding,
Helen Mirren: but I want sugar free whipped cream
Helen Mirren: but if you don't have sugar free,
Helen Mirren: then I'll just have a
scoop of cottage cheese
Helen Mirren: with seedless berries but
if you don't have seedless,
Helen Mirren: I won't have anything at all. Thank you.
Helen Mirren: What?
Helen Mirren: (mumbled) Have I got
something on my mouth?
Helen Mirren: Harry, you don't want to
be with someone like me.
Helen Mirren: I'm difficult.
Billy Crystal: Are you kidding?
I love everything about
Billy Crystal: you and trust me, when
you realize you want
Billy Crystal: to spend the rest of your life with
Billy Crystal: (stumbles over words), the
thing; I'm getting old.
Helen Mirren: Harry.
Billy Crystal: What did you do to me?
Helen Mirren: Well, you said you wanted to spend
Helen Mirren: the rest of your life with me.
Billy Crystal: Yeah, 10, 15 years
tops, but not eternity.
Female Voice: B52.
Helen Mirren: Oh, bollocks.
Maya Rudolph: So you dad's
got a new girlfriend, huh?
Jennifer Crystal Foley: Apparently.
Maya Rudolph: Seems nice and pale.
Jennifer Crystal Foley: He says she hates the sun.
Billy Crystal: Come on ref, open your eyes.
Suck it, old man. (laughs)
Helen Mirren: Hungry?
Helen Mirren: Oh!
Billy Crystal: What's the matter?
Helen Mirren: His balls are in the way.
Billy Crystal: Well, give them to me.
Helen Mirren: They're too big.
Billy Crystal: Pass the whole sac.
Rabbi: I will now cut the foreskin.
Helen Mirren: Down.
Group: Mazel tov.
Jennifer Crystal Foley: Grandpa, take a picture.
Billy Crystal: Everybody smile now.
Billy Crystal: Oh, I'm liking that.
Helen Mirren: You don't eat
the entertainment before
Helen Mirren: they entertain. Who does that?
Billy Crystal: Spleen.
Helen Mirren: I don't feed between meals.
Billy Crystal: I'll roll down the window.
Billy Crystal: Aw, shit.
(man is whinning)
Helen Mirren: Ugh, yuck. Coumadin, dammit.
Officer: Bed bugs?
Mike Tyson: Bed bugs, my ass. We gotto kill us
Mike Tyson: some mother fucking grampires.
Mike Tyson: Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Helen Mirren: (moaning in pleasure) Yes!
I'll have what she...Ahh!
Billy Crystal: Fantastic, right?
Rob Reiner: We got to give it
to you, we didn't see it.
Billy Crystal: Didn't see it.
Ali Wong: I think it--
Adam Scott: I think it was great.
Adam Scott: I think we have something
really, really special.
Adam Scott: You guys are firing on all cylinders.
Adam Scott: I feel like...I just
have one little tweak.
Adam Scott: Not a big deal.
Helen Mirren: So anyway, he was chowing down
Helen Mirren: on this forearm.
Billy Crystal: No, it wasn't a
forearm. It was his thigh.
Billy Crystal: I was chowing down on this thigh
Billy Crystal: and here comes this little girl.
Helen Mirren: Well anyway, he's always had
Helen Mirren: this huge appetite.
Billy Crystal: I have a very big appetite.
Helen Mirren: Yeah.